Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (43 Photos)

Andrea’s Twitter Machine.

  • Am legion

    Chive on

    • Elliott

      Reddit reposts yayyy

    • Alex. W.

      fuckyou and fuck the chive

  • FirstAnon


    • heywood jablowme

      and I'm first to call you a fuckwad.

      • FirstAnon

        and im first to call you a twat

      • FirstAnon

        twat/cunt/cock sucker/faggot/nerdy limp dick peace of shit<—am I doing this right?

        • Ididindeed

          Only of you were biting your bottom lip while typing this.

    • JAFitC

      Hey, FirstAnon. Look at the comment above yours. now look at yours. Look back up. Look back down. YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB! Geez.

  • LeftFlasherOn


  • Machew

    Early DAR is an awesome DAR!

  • GrantyAC

    #10 oh…. My god..!

    • bob_the_cook

      I … um… There's… wow, I'm feeling a bit faint… is this heaven?

      • Boo

        No, it's Iowa.

    • tonym74

      nom nom. …nom..

    • Jesus Christ

      You called?

    • tshellis tootall

      One of these things is not like the other…

    • Bollyver

      Here's to you…….Mr. Yoga inventor.
      Only you could invent an exercise that involved women, tight pants, and bending over.
      Have an ice cold Bud Light Mr. yoga inventor, you've earned it.

    • emailhobo

      The one with the jeans… Find her and put that butt on exhibition.

    • 29er

      Dear Diary….Jackpot

  • Snoop

    Downward facing doggy style #10 #11

    • Snoop

      I… I can do better than that… I was in a hurry.

  • FirstAnon

    Life goal accomplished; father will be pleased.

  • Tokey the Bear


  • Swizzle dick

    #42 and #43 for the love of all that is holy please please please we need moar!

    • Kyle429

      @Violaceousgirl on Twitter.

    • http://twitter.com/scaggnettii @scaggnettii

      Violaceuos girl has a bangin body, but DAT FACE….

      • Jen

        i feel like she's a little fat for my taste and also DAT FACE.

        • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

          You will never be Paula……NEVERRRRR!!!

          • Jen

            You're comparing me to Paula? That's the second time this happened. I'm flattered!

            • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

              Not really…I'm indicating that I see you are trying to be like Paula. There isn't enough room for 2.

          • Erik

            Who is this Paula you speak of?

      • FunKiller

        I'd hit it with the lights on, f0 sh0.

      • dutch

        yep. brown bag it.

    • what?

      her hairy chest is actually a turn off — went from semi-hard to an inny.

      • Kyle429

        That's her head-hair.

    • its_BACON

      Great! Now I have smudge marks all over my screen from my face…

    • boob_cuddler

      Her boobies look so soft smooth and warm.

    • JSJ

      She has eyes in the back of her head? #43

      • GlibTongue

        No…just what any girl does…a lot of time on her hands and nothing interesting to do.

        It's simple girl math:
        Nothing to do + Camera Phone = Profit!!!

  • Hank442

    #4 That is some strong thread holding that button!

    • Bhodi

      Nice olives

    • scoobydont

      fuckin thread

      • Red

        No shit, I am soooo going to go kill some random thread. I hate that shit.

    • halfsmoke00

      I keep staring at that damn button, just waitin for it to pop…

    • bones

      She needs to be found

    • walter sobcheck

      if i could have one super power. Beware buttons everywhere.

    • cum dumpster

      why is she drinking martinis in an irish pub??

      snob would not F

    • Polly Prissy Pants

      Come on button…….. bust you motherfucker!

    • Solitaire

      that thread is a dick, whoever made that thread is by proxy, a dick.

    • What?

      am I the only one who thinks Martinis are inappropriate for this game?

  • Dickleg

    #21 #30 Om nom nom nom!

    • davo

      she gonna need a set of #33 though. it looks like she has a boy's body

      • testudo321

        Naw… all she needs is to cut that hair !

      • umm

        I don't know what kinda boys you've been checking out, but anatomy tells me they don't have boobs like that…

  • jmonster

    #42 holy fucking shit!!! Those mounds are epic!

    • roadhog0

      Always LOVE this Chivette's submissions!

    • Jason

      Ummm why am I seeing Thomas the train here?

      • Acidvolta

        It bugs out sometimes, my pics get mixed matched every now and then.

  • otto


    That is awesome in so many ways

  • CincyHere

    That shirt is gonna pop #4

    • Bucky Jones

      No it won't…I've been staring at it for ten minutes and it hasn't happened yet…

  • GRyde

    Happy Friday you glorious bastards!


    #18 LIES

    • Gursch

      it takes a special girl.

    • scoobydont

      thank you and I did.

    • Tom?

      And pretentious.

    • FNG

      Oh wow just noticed theres words written on her shirt. Thank you for the instructions. i will continue!!!

    • 29er

      IT'S A TRAP!

    • Irish-Man

      If only this were true.


    #33,#35,#42 Boing,BOing,BOIng,BOINg,BOING…

    • Peter Pan

      good picture selection bad commentary

      • HOOK_the_LEGEND

        Seriously?? you can't figure that out?What a shame.

        • Peter Pan

          It's not at all clever, that's the problem… The chive deserves a better class of commenter and I'm gonna give it to 'em

          • MJQ

            Go get em Panzie……

        • CandianMedic

          also I'm concerned about the rate that you seem to gain and lose erections, please see your doctor for a prostate examination

  • Yuppp

    #27 I bet she's got some skills 🙂

    • scoobydont


      • jaime

        Thats the sister of the guys who created theChive so be nice!! She runs the Berry and I couldnt live with out it!

        • Yuppp

          Haha oh crap, you're right. Didn't notice. Sorry John…

          • tralfaz


    • HUH?

      looks like johns sister (cant remember her name). she crazy!!

  • AssClown
    • FunKiller

      ……and thank you for that!

    • catmoustache

      To* or two* but not too.

    • svp

      this is why i always read the comments

      • Brent

        Is it just me or do her boobs seem so much bigger in the gig???

        • 650

          back when I first saw that *gif, I seriously thought it was a lookalike. some kind of magical force is at work there.

    • RCJH

      I almost went down and declared my love to her in person when she was at the KU v. American university.

    • truth

      #21 used to be a guy. look it up.

  • Hank442

    #35 Awesome freckles

    • jasonreiss


    • Jen

      #12 is droppin it like its HOT!

    • Damn

      I'd eat my breakfast lunch and dinner off those feet..

    • JAFitC

      I'd have put the period after the word "aswesome." Nothing against freckles, mind you, but the entirety of the viewing expeience caused me to miss them.

    • Dizzle

      perfection. Dreamweaver for sure.

    • Erik

      Find her????
      Yes Please.

  • LeftFlasherOn

    #40 Phil?

    • OmahaDude


      • Hank Hill


        • dmc


          • Cudaman

            Don't feed Phill

      • p1ll

        definitely a Crocodile

  • http://www.thechive.com xBigBossx

    #8 There she is #17
    #18 Don't mind if I do!
    #31 Thaaaaaaaaaaaaank you!

    • Clint Smith

      Where did she get those business cards? I need them

      • urgooch

        I was thinking the same thing!

        • Gunner

          I'm sure she had them made. Get some card stock, design them on your computer and print some up. I would if I wasn't married to a super hot Chivette of my own.

      • http://www.facebook.com/matthewkylelewis Kyle Lewis

        same here..i want some.

    • Kevin

      #8 #17 wow, quickest vind ever

      • Kaiwatha

        ach ja, das ist ein quick vind….

  • hello please

    #2 Shitty taste in beer 2/10 would not bang.

    • Scuba_Steve33

      Don't drink the nasty beer. Bang. Then take the opportunity to teach her better taste in adult beverages!

    • UhHuh

      If you wouldn't bang than you are gay. That's all there is to it.

    • Leeks

      It's really easy to tell who hasn't been around long enough to remember the various "2/10 wouldn't bang" pictures that were posted awhile back. Here's a hint guys, sometimes people make jokes.

  • Petey

    #42 can we have MOAR of Andrea plz????

  • Riley


    She's gonna blow!

    • Rock

      God I hope so…

    • FunKiller

      Let's hope so…..and let's hope i'm there on the receiving end!

    • chivester

      …and that button's gonna pop

      • Giblets

        Well done.

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