Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Nat3dawg

    Now that's a good morning 🙂 happy Friday ya'll #20

  • The Vijjage Idiot

    First?

    • The Vijjage Idiot

      Crap

  • 1r1rider

    #20 my god!

    • Chris

      Nope. Supergirl

  • 650

    #10 "sorry, I was just stretching"

    • Friday

      Anyone else yawn after watching this?

  • JT29

    #20
    Up, Up, and…


    done.

  • MattKL

    #20 Sure looks super to me.

  • Youknowwho

    I agree

  • MattyDeuce

    #29 Doing wonders for the sentiment that men feel like women are stupid 😉

    • Inspector Gadget

      Although I'm sure Chris and Rihanna aren't the first instance of this any of us have seen, but you do make a good point.

    • DrGarnicus

      Ike and Tina all over again. Oh wait, Tina was more talented! And Ike had a fro you could set your watch to!

    • sandy astroglide

      She said to give her 8 inches and make it hurt, so he fucked her 4 times and beat the shit out of her.

  • justcame

    #31 GOOD GOD! What is her name?

    • thomas

      yana yatskovskaya


    • Ouboet

      Yana Yatskovskaya (Google Image Search that name)

      @YourYani is her twitter.

      • Ouboet

        In fact, here is the source:


        • Anonymous

          doesn't matter what her name is. i kind of need that car now.

    • G_Had

      And the name of the genius who made that movie is, of course, Alexander Tikhomirov.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Kate Middleton

    • chivester

      welp, just killed a morning watching that

  • Z_b

    #31 Marketing is everything.

    • Blarney

      Not necessarily. A great rack is everything.

    • Texas Chiver

      I've never wanted to sniff the hood of a car 'til now. it would've been cool if she did a magic trick with the hood ornament

  • B Dub

    #30 … Come at me bro….. ummmmm. Nope, I'm good.

    • chivester

      every day is upper body day

      • Pezski

        Yeah, I bet you'd be fine if he kicked you… 😉

    • Australian

      Because the boxing kangaroo can never have too much power.

  • MattyDeuce

    #31 This

  • EMT Phenom

    Paula is a whore
    Roll tide
    NO DAMN WAY
    Thanks

    • BamBam

      No sassing!

    • kei

      WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

    • theWizz

      when i fuck my sister ill yell roll tide…

      • MrFumbles

        What? You fuck your sister?

  • halfsmoke00

    #17 Well played.

  • tonguefoo master

    #25 do you have any fours?

    • Jehovah

      go fish

      • Sean

        I would love to…

  • SUPer4Life

    #20 Look!! Up in the sky!! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's…Super Gap!!!

  • K-1

    #20: the above poster said it best
    #31: THANK YOU, gif

  • SUPer4Life

    #30 Arnold's bastard son from his trip down under…..

  • TylerDerpen

    #31 Great way to start the day

  • Richh

    No more horse masks.

  • Pipe down

    #29 both look like methed out dirty runts

  • Blarney

    #9

    Judging by the legs, find the girl in the polka dot dress! FIND HER

    • kikass

      Oh geez.. guys are so sad. I bet you never leave the house and just look at internet women all day.

      • BamBam

        I'll bet you any guy here gets more work done than you will in a day in the time it takes you to get out of bed and back on the couch to troll the chive. It's not our fault you haven't been asked out on a date since your junior year of high school and you make it sound like your cat "Goerge" is actually your boyfriend who is waiting back home for you. The Chive is for men, The Berry is for women. Go there, and talk about how superior you are. I'll bet they will agree. "Kikass"

  • MonkeyMadness

    #8 Nice, but how many times do they have to reboot the monument?

    • Kev

      Steve Jobs was not a good person. Let's PLEASE stop treating him like some kind of prophet. Yes, he was creative and inventive, but a total asshole if you read up on the actual person.

    • I salute you

      Oh this is just too good. The thing I love about this picture is how it reminds me of the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Then I started thinking about it, and the hype built up around the iPhone and smartphones in general does tend to degenerate people into screaming apes.

      The cherry on the cake is your name, sir. Thank you, you've made my day.

  • CaityJordan

    Love my job, since I've been bringing in $5600… I sit at home, music playing while I work in front of my new iMac that I got now that I'm making it online (Click on menu Home more information) http://goo.gl/2wo0q

    • Lolmao

      Go fuck yourself with a traffic cone, hunny.

  • I_abide

    #3 I think that's what Ahab used to catch moby dick. Pretty sure that's what's in the book.
    #27 'Murica

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