Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • ChestRockwellz

    Titties!!!

    • Kirk9992

      & beer

    • Courtesy Flush

      The guy who posts above me likes the kawk.

    • RexHoles

      #9 somebody with swag installed those light sockets

      • rex

        *Power outlets

        • vindi

          *receptacles

      • Ryan

        and technically speaking, that is the proper way to install electrical outlets. Most Americans are accustomed to seeing them the other way, when in actuality, ours are upside down.

    • bdg

      #17 and #28 WHO????????? Must have more!!!!
      #42 brb going to a play.TTYL

  • Solomon

    #50

    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
    You go and do something like this…

    • fritz

      AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!

      • Canucks_Rule

        so happy someone got his quote, and completed it.

    • nope

      i think that is the hottest girl in delaware.

      • gman0821

        I go there for work once a month and I would have to agree !!

      • Piaras

        I didnt even notice de writing, thinking, how does nope know she's from Delawhere? I swear had to scroll back up

        • passwordistaco

          Delawhere made me laugh so hard, no idea why

    • Firefighter23

      See I tried this once. You know taking pictures of my hot body after throwing up but then I realize God damn I'm disgusting looks and why is my ass hairy than my chest then I threw up again and cried in the corner near the toilet.

      • socalmarti

        Dear God that was hilarious!!!

    • asdf

      You know each other?

    • GO PATS

      GO PATS!!!

      • Mee

        The worst thing about pats fans, is well… they're pats fans. No one else cares.

        • Slim Jim

          go kill yourself

    • CpatsinNasinon

      Nope nope, you're close but not quite redeemed yet.. gonna have to do a little bit more

    • MET

      Hottest girl in DE I know First Hand!!!!

    • crazyk85

      Just think…..she poops from there

      • GatOner

        Yeah, man… Yeah.

      • Slim Jim

        who have two thumbs and doesn't care?

      • Gunner

        Woudn't deter me by any means.

    • atrain

      i live in delaware, let's get married

      • Derek

        I live there too and have never seen a girl this hot…and to think I'm right by UD

    • CDN chiver

      Best "first" comment I've seen yet !!! Cheers too you!!

  • Mark

    #14

    God i love this girl

    • jace

      i would have her babies

    • Stephanie

      I still don't get Ryan Gosling. Is it the feminine voice or the beta male mannerisms that other girls like so much?

      • DrGarnicus

        Feminine voice….like talking with their girlfriends.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        He just sounds feminine in Gangster Squad.

      • BallsOfSteel

        Thank you Stephanie, I all but lost faith in your sex when a 30-something year old friend of mine admitted to masturbating to Bieber. She was soon de-friended

    • DDD

      My post is no longer need
      @o/p

    • zackgonick

      I don't know much about her, but she got bonus points for being really funny!

      • Roxi

        Ryan gosling is sex. Plain and simple.

  • evk

    #31 thank you.

    • lulz00

      It would've been funnier had your username been "cancer" then it would be like she shaved her hair for you…lolololololol

    • 1911

      Thanks for the contribution, I'm sure you made someone's day, but I think the word you're looking for is "cut" your hair. You're still a ways off from shaved.

    • Peter Parker

      Congratulations, well done!!!!
      Have been growing my hair since Oct/Nov. Have recruited a co-worker to join me. Suggestions on who to contact about hair donations and helpful fundraising ideas? Planning to do a shave event at work in Nov 2013;). Fellow Albertan!

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #43 Those eyes and that smile make this Monday just a little bit brighter. Thanks Gorgeous I needed that!

    • Whoopi_G

      She's quite striking indeed. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing MOAR.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Not sure how I missed #18 but dear Sweet baby Jesus..I'd salute you if my pants weren't already doing it for me.

      • MissVega84

        #43 is hotter 😉 to me at least

        • SmokeyTheBear

          Everyone's a winner in today's DAR. Even the Chivettes posting on them as well..

          • Iknowher

            Brittany Young from Alberta…your welcome 😉

        • Brittany #43

          Thanks 😉

    • Dave

      Agreed!!

  • GrantyAC

    I just love Chive.. All I have to say

  • crustybubblechunks

    #4 Hey Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper? – Tommy Boy

    • VoodooWillie

      I think I laughed WAY to much at this one.

    • Ben Bizzle

      "Quit playing with your dinghy!"

    • MattyDeuce

      Fat guy in little boat!

  • ski

    #37 how I really look when a cute girl catches me checking her out

    • Clowd

      Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

      • open minded

        SJP is not this hot…

    • Big Joe

      Laughed way too much at this brilliant comment!!!

    • KISSmyLUVGUN

      Read that, spent five minutes making that face and giggling to myself…..just realised this is probably a big reason why I'm single!

    • Dizz

      Dammit! I sent a pic if that same donkey in months ago! He's at Picacho peak, AZ at the Rooster Cogburn ostrich farm. And yes, you will laugh out loud when you see him.

  • Where's Dildo

    #1 Brazzers

  • Yeahhh

    #17 holy crap. Might have to leave work early today…

    • Firefighter23

      Did you shit yourself or like get stabbed by bitchin' centaur robots?

      • Yeahhh

        The second one. How did you know??

        • Firefighter23

          Firefighter magic

    • Phil

      krystal lyne

      • GET IT RIGHT

        are you kidding me phil? you fucking idiot that is goddman Sarah Jean Underwood. For christs sake pay attetion. every single day they post this smoke show and every single day we have to explain to all you clowns who she is

        • DJ Davis

          Krystal Lyne

        • hmm

          hmm … you sir, are doing it wrong. That is not SJU. Phil is correct.

        • Frank M

          Big dumb animal.

        • Chelsea

          Haha that is Krystal lyne I know Her personally

          • Arsenal

            No one gives a shit who you know personally.

            • Chelsea

              I wasn't bragging, i was just verifying it was her. Thanks for being a dick anyways!

              • KLBridges

                Haha thanks girl:)

          • Sammy Hey Gar

            I care quite a lot!

        • TheOtherPhil

          Definitely Krystal Lyne, Playboy Amateur
          (Reverse google image search)

          Add the appropriate characters to the link below:
          http www playboy.com/girls/view/krystal-lyne

        • KLBridges

          That's not SJU! Definately beautiful model tho!

    • djack80

      Impressive, bordering on spectacular

    • Iso

      WTF is up with the bad photoshop smudge?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #8 Sexy Batgirl. Awesome!

    • UhHuh

      No. Don't do that.

    • warmwoolenmittens

      If only she had some windex in her utility belt…..

      GOULET!!

    • mrp

      To the Batpole, hurry

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      always be batman…

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Batgirl Vs Supergirl.. let the battle ensue

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Until Batgirl submits a few more for umm argumentative purposes I choose Supergirl hands down.

    • emailhobo

      Shiiitt. I just did a "hard stop" once she scrolled by.

  • Interneter

    "I didn't know whether I should suck it or feed it peanuts!" #1

  • Hank442

    #1 Just, just shut your face

    • wadayagonnado

      "got your nose"

      • Cole

        "Yeah?! Well I got your face!"

  • Missing Persons

    Anybody seen TV_Paul today? He seems to be missing in action.

    • sfb101

      No, that makes me wonder…

  • CanadaChivette

    #17 #50 hummmina!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I think a certain Canadian Chivette needs to submit some of her own, eh?

  • bob_the_cook

    must have #6 with #7 and #8

  • ChrisDG74

    #34 – You can see the cart…..

    • Whale

      It's the PJ's I can't explain.

    • Bud

      YOU MEAN HE ISN'T ACTUALLY FLYING?!

  • sfb101

    I'm going to need #8 in #13 with a #47 please
    #14 That's a shame!

    • dr. teeth

      #47 : Chicago Bagel Authority, holmes

      Breakfast's version of masturbating in a theater

      • Paul

        Looks exactly like Mamma Goldberg's Menu

  • Yuppp

    #44 what's up Derpina?

  • Alvin

    #8

    Find her

  • That guy

    #1 Boop!

  • Grouch

    #7 what a beauty

    • https://www.facebook.com/roberto.flores.millanao Roberto Flores Millanao

      Angie Varona

    • WalterSobchak_

      Find!

      • FarmBoy

        The guy right above you has already told you who it is.

        • WalterSobchak_

          When I hit the reply button Millano didn't have his response in yet. Thanks for pointing it out though.

          • Rolo

            I don;t think it took you 6 minutes to hit respond button. So, I think he did.

            • WalterSobchak_

              actually it was around a minute.

  • Dick trickle

    Out of all these great photos, #31 rocks the most. You are awesome!

    • Oooops

      #31 Is doing it right!!! That's a beautiful chivette right there…

  • crustybubblechunks

    #36 Commence woman driver jokes!

    • crazydog

      more like comments about jeeptards….

    • InTheMix

      Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
      Because she's a woman!

    • SOhioChiver

      She is so hot she can do whatever she wants!

    • Wittry

      What do you say to a woman that wrecks a car?

      "How did the car get out of the kitchen!?"

    • NikkeD

      Parking: womans edition

    • Ryan

      from one XJ driver to a beautiful female XJ driver ❤ fantastic in so many ways!

    • Guest

      isn't 36 & 37 the same chick?

  • Blue Bronco

    #1
    Talk to the trunk

    #36
    Let's go muddin'. I have a 74 Bronco

    • 76 Brinco

      I have a 76! EB!

    • Garanimals

      I have a huffy 10 speed and a lazy eye, let's make babies!

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