F*ck (27 Photos)

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  • dddd

    first

  • ChrisDG74

    #1 – srlsy? Just break the cookie in half.

    • Mac

      You and I know that's way too much work.

      • Mac²

        Milk soaks the cookie better that way anyways

      • Bud

        Lazy Level: Won't break the cookie in half to fit it in the glass. Also known as Level: Mac.

    • MylesofStyles

      Using a mug instead of a glass in the first place could do the trick.

      • KBCool

        I have found that the best glasses for milk and cookies are the glasses from brewery tours

    • Cookie Monster

      Breaking a cookie in half disrupts the chemical bond of oxalic acid, sodium bicarbonate, and theobromine. Also known as the delicious chemical compound. Thus rendering the cookie inedible and a waste.

      • Grouch

        ^^fail^^

      • LeO

        Wow you sucked the fun out of eating a great cookie. Freakin nerd

        • Anthony

          If it weren't for a "freakin nerd," we would still be living in the Stone Age. Also, look to your left, pick any item you see. Chances are, a nerd made that item. So piss off nerd hater

    • RichMahogany

      Or just pour the milk on the cookie..

    • schango

      That cookie looks sad

    • minnesota_wild

      seriously? just use vowels.

  • winfields

    yes, finally a MAC post!

  • beasty

    #6
    I laughed too hard

    • Billy

      Well stop that you retarded bastard.

      • beasty

        I tried but then I saw #18 and i peed all over myself.

    • crustybubblechunks

      Thanks Obama

    • Shay

      I've watched over and over… still can't get enough! ahaha

    • TheDoctor

      Gotta be fake. How does a tape measure get all out of control causing you to fall down? Bad slapstick.

  • DannoTheManno88

    #11 This is a metaphor for my life.

  • Arnold

    #15

    Fuck every milk carton that does this.

  • beasty

    #23
    Surprise butt sex

    • winfields

      Seems to be a theme today

    • Roland

      I like how I've looked at the comments, and this one is at 69 thumbs up. NO ONE RUIN THIS.

      • derp

        Some men just want to watch the world burn.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #22 Fuck you Pringles…

    • Dante

      Sometimes you just have to let those hard to get chip go…

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Nope, I will continue to try and pour the last chips out without having the crums fall out on my lap but of course they still will 😦

    • Mark

      Dear Pringles,
      Now that I am no longer a child… I cannot fit my hand in your tube of deliciousness..
      Work on it.

  • IrichardWhiskey

    #11 aww it's so helpless

  • sfb101

    #2 & #7 Yup, you're screwed…

    • sandy astroglide

      Except that the storm door doesn't seem to have a lock on it. Looks like someone left the keys there for someone who doesn't otherwise have a key to get in.

      • credible hulk

        look at the screen door handle again.

  • Danica SmashYA

    #21 I hate that so damn much!

    • Dapper_Dave

      Agreed

      • 5280Blazin

        It really sucks when you are walking quickly and the door is closed. Kinda does that whole whip you around right into the wall thing. Really embarrassing in public, hell it is even embarrassing at home alone.

        • Garret

          Best laugh I've had day! Every door knob in my house is like that, and almost every pair of jeans I own has a broken belt loop.

    • Samantha

      This happens to me way too often….

      • Dexter

        Now to avoid this, your life needs to get this done on purpose ….and even if you try thousand of times you won't manage to do it . Now carry something like a full glass of milk ,or best, VERY hot soup and try to go in another room …..and see what happens . The fact that something that difficult to do on purpose happens a lot of time to everyone only when it can cause you harm or problems prove only one thing ….
        So anyone still think that objects don't hate humans ?

  • OhioChiver

    #21 And it always happens in public. Never fails.

  • Texas

    I wish I was there to catch #23…

    • Everclear

      Anyone know her name?

      • chicago

        tiffany thompson

  • CallMeMaybe

    #27 Note to self: Regret Nohing

    • Billy

      Regret knowing!

      • Want300

        Regret Nothing, except this tattoo…

    • ol76er

      I fucking hate hings

    • HUH?

      i bet he now regrets somehing.

      • LeO

        Lmfao well played haha SOMEHING

    • Nohing

      I'm a pretty nice guy 😦

  • Chivin

    #22 i still don't get why pringles haven't figured out a solution to this!

    • DURRRRRRRRRR

      Try tilting the effin can….

      • Du mas

        It's called crunched fucking pringles in your lap u ass

        • You're an idiot

          Cup your hand, moron.

          • http://www.facebook.com/zac.gordon.9 Zac Gordon

            Make the can bigger, therefore making the chips bigger, bigger mericans!

            • 5280Blazin

              Lays tried that with their Pringles rip offs. Nobody cared except the people who's hands grew faster than their brains.

    • Macrapedmyanus

      Gravity? I'll email them and let them know

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #25
    Been there more than once.

    • Calieb

      the internet needs to stop posting this! i can not keep reliving the horror this image brings to mind!!

  • AnItalianChiver

    #1 lol where is the meme with the woman crying?

  • Chivin

    #27 ecept yur tatoo

    • sssdfsgf

      U onLy live 1nce

      • wolfbastion

        something tells me this was intentional. you know irony that kinda thing. a representation of never regretting anything.

  • http://twitter.com/imixplastik @imixplastik

    THIS NEEDS TO BE A WEEKLY POST MAC! get on it!

  • fucked

    #6 smh obama

    • chicago

      KCCO brother… no one here should ever want to talk politics… you want to argue about that go to the comments page on yahoo.com

      you almost started a flame war on the chive… not cool

    • credible hulk

      go practice having sexual relations with your self

  • Bob

    #27 He regrets bad spelling lol

  • Ole

    my brain keeps showing me a nipple in #23….wishful thinking?

    • Irish-Man

      It's there if you want it to be.

  • Mike

    thanks obama

  • louistulley

    #24 What is this primitive writing device?

    • Hrdwood

      It's called a Number 2… which accurately describes it's shitty reliability every time it broke during a test.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #27 And nohing else matters….

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