Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Tiber_Septim

    #28 love at first sight Susanna Reid

    • Guest

      Iga Wyrell.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      GeorgiaRosa, I honestly could have sworn it was you until I noticed the face.

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula- a celebrity type among trolls, – non nasty -highly intelligent, can be some what annoying, hilariously funny & sometimes hilariously unfunny too….whatever you say to Paula to try to wind her up she'll invariably bat you right out of the park..with her usual style & pizazz.. – GeorgiaRosa"

      • GeorgiaRosa

        lol, easy mistake to make Paula, but I think you need to ctrl + a few times for real effect 😉

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          [Ctrl A] is 'select all' on the PC my dear rose…
          Meow that I think of them…. I think yours are in fact bigger.

          – the one who loves jugs

          • GeorgiaRosa

            & don't you know it..!

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              I just LOOOOOVE how you crush cans with them, un-fucking-believable sexy to see that… I mean there's plenty of FLBP girls who can crush a soda can with their boobs, but you're the FIRST I've seen to crush entire garbage cans in just one blow…

              – Oooooohhhhh the SEXINESS!!! Brb bathroom break.

              • GeorgiaRosa

                oh thanks a million Paula, you've totally ruined the surprise factor now, I was going to send that video into the Chive, that's the last video I'm sending you…. this week OKAY!

    • 0331

      I don't care! I need her porn creds!

    • boob_cuddler

      Not susanna but yes iga wryral.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Idiot, #17 keeps trying the same move over and over and eats sh!t each and everytime he tries.. Way to go, nerd

    • Keil

      Seriously i've watched it like 10 times and every time has the same result. You would think he'd learn after 2 or 3 times by now.

    • SAChiverSteven

      These two above me are either idiots or trolls

      • itsdinger

        (arrow up) yall just left me with a pain in my side

    • Lola

      I find it hilarious that people take Cracka and Keil seriously, anyways, i thought it was funny

  • Guest

    #20 and #28, I'd bark up those trees

    • Guse

      Yvonne Strahovski is mine. I called dibs.

    • Turtle42

      Few finer than Yvonne!

  • jchenabc

    #10 mother of god .. they are clapping

    • AUSChiver

      As if I didn't like Jennifer Lawrence enough, I see this.

    • narf

      squishy perfection

    • Mike Hunt

      She fell into the role of hot ass hell chick very nicely.

    • Notknowing

      I woulda been first, but I was mesmerized by squishy in action. WOW!

    • Nishtai

      Although I'm sitting down, rest assured, she's getting a standing ovation

  • Jebus

    Pull my finger.

  • Da Nig Nagga

    wassap y'all???? just makin' a pewpie! makin' da stinky sausages!

    • navydudeguy

      Da fuck did I just read?

      • STIFLER

        I think what Jamal is trying to say is that he is taking a poop

  • Blizzow

    #10 all day long

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  • ???

    #32 somebody tell me what the fuck was so funny

    • Silverstone

      Absolutely nothing. Sadly, WF woke up one morning and had the epiphany that he was God's gift to the world of comedy. He constantly compounds that mistake by going out into the world trying to prove it. I mourn each sunrise when I discover he isn't dead yet.

      • Hiro

        You get outta here!

      • Notknowing

        Thank you Silverstone, I too share your hatred of this idiot.

    • PiratesFan

      Before people start shouting about 'funny is in the eye of the beholder!' … to this beholder, their little skit was god awful. I had the same look on my face as Tommy Lee Jones.

      • itsdinger

        do you guys remember dude ranch? i think it was on nickelodeon or something like that.

        • halfsmoke00

          It was called Hey Dude, back in the day.

        • Urethra Franklin

          I can assure you "Dude Ranch" was not on Nickelodeon.

          • Jesus Christ

            Sounds like some sort of bad gay porno

    • Spike

      I thought it was funny, but I laughed when I saw Tommy.

    • Turtle42

      "So, Mac at the Chive and his girlfriend…"

    • KristinWignotfunny.

      When the two worst things that have ever come out of SNL hit the stage together nothing is funny.

      • nuccabay

        ummm kristin wiig and will ferrell are great

    • RickGrimesBitch

      What did WF say?

  • LeO

    Fucking awesome!

    • RobboJohn

      I'd like to see this idea spread.

    • gus

      I really thought this was more common. It's all over the place in NC, even groceries. It single-handily fuels my raging alcoholism.

      • Jake

        Yeah, same in Wisconsin.

    • Guy

      I gave my friends custom six packs for Christmas this year.

    • Berlin

      Yeah we have this in almost every grocery store in Wisconsin. Perhaps that's just because we love beer more than the average state 🙂 I'm so proud!

    • Brellian

      All over the place in Michigan. Bells Brewery is just down the street too. Love to see the Dogfish Head in there. "Hi, I'm in Delaware..?"

    • mike

      they have this at the sunoco gas station by my house

    • UnsweetC

      How have we not seen a mix-a-sixer before people? Does everyone live under a rock?

      • Steve

        I am shocked that this is not common! Like everyone else in this tread has stated, it's all over Wisconsin.

  • ce91

    early bird gets the worm

  • aTm

    Being up at an UnGodly hour for the DMA. KCCO!

  • Guest

    Yvonne Strahovski is damn sexy.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      chuck was one of my favorite shows in large part because of her

  • roger

    #11 cutters?

    • Dr J. Fever

      Looks like the one in the movie. Any help from Indy natives in charge of the site?

      • Edwin

        Its hard as hell to find, you have to park and walk about a half mile because they have blocked off the access rounds; and its definitely trespassing. Worth it though, the water is eerily blue and seem to go down forever.

        • Kent

          This is Rooftop Quarry in Bloomington Indiana. Yeah it was in the movie. I jumped off the "rooftop" of it. which is an 85 ft cliff. The place is insane. If you want to find it It is just east of Hi-Tec Industries off of Fairfax Road. This used to be Old Sanders School, you can google map it. Still Pretty far back in the woods though. I was once hand-cuffed there by some part time "law enforcers" but it is definitely worth going to in the summer. And definitely cover your junk if you jump off rooftop. I didn't wear shoes but when you go in point your toes and don't look down because your neck will snap on impact.

      • Iceman2509

        It is Southeast of Bloomington. You take South Walnut out of town and then hang a left on the road that takes you to the Bloomington race track or Four Winds Resort.
        As Edwin pointed out you do have to walk a very long way to get to the pit, but it is worth it. The water is very clear.
        Also, I would recommend wearing shoes if you are going to jump of the "Roof Top" which is the highest point at around 85ft. It took me a good half hour to get up the courage to jump the first time.

    • shwan

      now that brings back some memories. a little advice to anyone jumping from the roof top, wear shoes, don't look down, and cover up your junk.

  • awhite2020

    #1 They forgot to plug them in, and the charger is hanging over the side of couch and everything!

    • Fabio

      Has Grissom a child???

    • p1ll

      Bravo good sir , you win the internet for that comment 🙂

  • carl

    #31 not all that funny. i suppose a female came up with this idea.

    • grumpy

      I thought this was pretty #!$^&ing genius. And I totally plan to do this.

    • navydudeguy

      Forever alone

    • Biff

      and then your best friend is found dead in park.

    • Berlin

      I'm just gonna take a wild guess that you're single huh?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #5 Still a better love story than Twilight.

    • Lamb

      I hate those movies just as much as the next guy, really I do. But if I hear that shit one more time I'm killing off all the cutest creatures on earth.

  • MattKL

    #21 Turnabout is fair play.

  • Timaraw

    #32 best gif ive seen in a while. Fuckin Tommey Lee Jones

    • Silverstone

      What does Tommy Lee Jones have to do with a Will Farrell gif???
      BTW you don't watch many gif's, do you?

      • PiratesFan

        You should go back and re-watch that gif.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      such a killjoy xD

  • Dan

    #32 Top man Tommy Lee Jones. Not phoney laughing like all the other ass kissers.

    • Red

      True that. Man-voice Jodi is gay? Who can put my shock into words?

      • Nishtai

        You should leave the tupper-ware you've been living all this time and join us over here. There's free air, and things like TMZ and crap that keep you posted on things like celebrities sexual preferences

    • MonkeyMadness

      Jack Black looks like he was waiting for a fat juicy cock to slide into his mouth.

  • navydudeguy

    #30 some people just don't understand art…I'm one of those people

    • grumpy

      True story: [prefaced by the fact that I make a living as a painter] I went to the Chicago Museum of Modern Art to see their new $80,000 installation. I wanted to see what they offered as the prix de modern art. It was a 2 meter square pile of soil and rocks. It was actually called "Pile Number One." I asked a guide to explain it to me and he said "you wouldn't understand it." I told him "Thank God."

  • wayneb

    #9 I don't care if it does smell like fish!

    • cliff huxtable

      it smells like fish but it taste like chicken

  • PiratesFan

    You don't make love to the guy in #14

    • DrunkGirl

      You strap yourself in and feel the G's!!

    • M.D.

      Hey! Great name. Did ya get it off a hair dryer?

    • PDiddily420

      <img src="http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/homertothemax_10.jpg"&gt;

      Max Power, that's the man who's name you'd love to touch,
      but you musn't touch!
      That name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it,
      you musn't fear.
      'Cause that name could be said by anyone!

  • Trav1121

    #32 Tommy Lee Jones is NOT amused…
    #18 Scene from Arrested Development…? Can't wait…
    #7 I do what I want! Easiest way for the passenger to order. Fuck the system! Haha

    • Greg B

      No Passenger in the Supra, it is right hand drive.

      • Jay

        No idea why you got thumbs downed..chivers are idiots. Most likely is a rhd supra..

  • toxo

    #9 a serial killer is born

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