Making a chocolate bar that will make all other chocolate bars feel inadequate (12 Photos)

Honestly, if this doesn’t make you hungry I think you might be broken.


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  • ledeuxetlaplume

    disgusting

    • lace

      you're broken

      • ledeuxetlaplume

        yeah might be

        • Hara

          Nah you're fine, man. That's like five months worth of confection there.

    • travioso

      And now you have diabetes

    • Joe

      I have to poop

      • Ouch!

        I am pooping

  • shojo

    Oooooo aaaaahhhh

    • john

      you forgot to add the most important ingredient….nutella~

  • TylerDerpen

    #12 Big log of elephant shit

    • Matticus

      I'd Bear Grylls that sh*t!

  • otto

    Diabeetus!

    • Kyle429

      You beat me to it D:!

  • Red

    That caramel looks like fucking mustard.

    • Underbaker

      Didn't know they made a mustard for fucking, may have to try it out.

  • Dave

    You forgot step 13, have a heart attack and die.

    • Dr. Dermatologist

      Which follows 12.b: Throw out nearest window!

  • DannoTheManno88

    So THAT'S how you make diabetes. Good to know 😛

  • Calvin

    Just an orgy

  • Canucks_Rule

    i think i just got diabetes.

    • BoredGuy

      Thank god.

      • Canucks_Rule

        oh hey, if it isn't my best buddy. how is my lil ray of sunshine today?

        • BoredGuy

          Dandy.

        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          take your banter elsewhere

          • BoredGuy

            I agree Adam, anyone that is a Canucks fan should keep their banter in Vancouver because nobody likes that shitty team, their ginger twins, and terrorist looking goalie.

  • bkibbs

    If Johnny put 9 types of candy in a shoebox, what does he have have?

    Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

    • whackado

      Now THAT'S fuckin' funny! Nice work. And I always hated math……

  • Gentleman Bastard

    yup .. i'm broken … guess i'll just stick to beer ….

  • crustybubblechunks

    You had me at cover in chocolate

  • Ryan

    Somebody watched Epic Mealtime one too many times. Marihuana is one hell of a drug.

    • Aub

      No it isn't, scrub

  • saltygary

    I think my diabetes just got diabeetus.

  • Smitty

    Where's the bacon strips?

  • zimzum



    that is all……………

    • Brian

      No diabieto, roll back to kitchen.

  • ZZzzZZzz Coffee

    If you eat that junk, you deserve to have a fat ass.

    • The Truth

      And then you get to be in hump day?

  • Busternut

    I feel my teeth crumbling just looking at that.

  • ttyl hef

    I just got dia-bee-tus looking at this

  • tbo

    Blowjobs are like flowers for guys

  • Bio

    Guess I am broken, rather just have a pizza.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    What the shit are "Pineapple Lumps?? besides the nickname I gave my nanny's nipples…….

    • Ali

      Chewy pineapple flavoured candy covered in chocolate. They're pretty good, you can pretty much only get them in NZ.

  • boneprovider

    Like they say in the South……"that'll give ya the sugars" or "give you dat sugar" which is a medical condition.

  • heartattack

    YO DAWG! I heard you like chocolate, so i put chocolate in your chocolate so you can get diabetes with your diabetes!

    • AnItalianChiver

      LOL xzibit at its finest

  • moses

    It looks like something I just flushed down the toilet

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