Welcome to the friendzone (30 Photos)

  • chive city 4

    Wheww first

    • You Are A Douche


  • LeO

    Wtf Chuck Norris will kick your ass for this

    • HUH?

      chuck is clearly disappointed in his effort.

    • halfsmoke00

      The eyes of the ranger are upon you.

      • davo

        The chuck norris thing is over fellas.

  • MylesofStyles

    #13 I'm going to have to call bullshit on the "straight" part.

    • louistulley

      Or he's saying he likes shopping to bone the girl he's shopping with. I've tried it, it doesn't work.

      • Hrdwood

        The trick is you have to take them to Victoria's Secret and have them model for you… THEN, you have a fighting chance…

        • louistulley

          Ya I did that, but if they ask "does this make me look fat" how am I supposed to answer?

          • ggg


          • JESSE

            "Absolutely." Don't laugh, just wait a few seconds and slowly smile. Then smack her ass and kiss her neck. Its ballsy but she'll like it.

          • crustybubblechunks

            You respond with, "No, your fat makes you look fat."

  • justME

    And that's why men and women shouldn't be friends

    • ohyes

      #23 is the start of a swinger party…

  • Finey

    #4 haha now that's fucked up

    • ChodeLauncher

      If I was Charm I'd ask to borrow it for an afternoon, and take that bitch back to the dealership.

    • Obvious Panda

      They are probably really rich

    • :DDD

      This actually shows how fucked up the girl is… No way she should accept such a gift. This is beyond awkward…

    • TrueCaper

      To me it just seems like the main heading on the pic was joke, then the Charm guy just went along with it

    • Nate

      This was actually not true, "Charm" owns the car and let her borrow it for an afternoon. ~or so I've heard~

  • D McGee


    Fucking brutal

    • Stephanie

      Just sounds like a lesbian woman making a friendly, if poorly thought out, joke about not being sexually attracted to the surrogate father (man who donated sperm so she could have a child). A lot of these, ie. the new car post, are just people goofing on their friends.


    #14. Forever Alone…

  • Brian


    I would get tested if I were that last guy. No one buys a car for their "friend."

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    People really overuse the term "lol" when referring to something funny, but I seriously laughed loud as helll at #8

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #9 Blammo!

  • DannoTheManno88

    #9 You poor poor bastard

    • Trav1121

      And I bet she has no idea what a nutshot that is. Chicks are ruthless!

      • louistulley

        Odds are she's a lesbian

  • adfa

    your adopted

    • Ryan


  • Ishbar

    #7 I've been there… sucks!

    • Cory form PA

      with the name ishbar….i'm sure you have..

    • AnItalianChiver

      Sure it is, if she doesn't wash her feet..

    • Michael

      Maybe 'sucks' is not the best choice of words …

  • Tillman61

    #2 and #10 have the same expression… for the same reason…

  • Stick

    If you're not being outright about you're intentions, it's your own fault.
    If you are, and she says no, and you still stay with her in hopes of something more, it's still your own fault.

    No one can put you in the 'friendzone' but you

    • hmm

      see #30

      • Stick

        Tell her you'd like to date her. If you want something more and shoe does not, leave the relationship, if you won't be satisfied with the friendship.

        • hmm

          Lighten up Francis, I wasn't seeking advice.

    • hara

      Preach on, brother. Preach on.

    • Kato


  • Chesterchiver

    I'm pretty sure #4 it turned out he was her brother or something…

    • Stinky Dog

      Well thanks for ruining the humor of it, Dougie Downer!

      • Ryan

        Negative Nancy?

      • :DDD

        Actually she calls him "best bff"…

        • Llort

          Totally means "brother for friend"


  • gfour

    Looking at this page makes me glad I gave up the whole "nice guy" act

    • Boss hawg outlaw

      Hells to the mother fuckin yea brother

    • kikass

      I'll bet you're still single though, right?

      • Say what

        Better single than holding a purse in a bar while she blows the bouncer.

      • gfour

        just broke up with my girlfriend, nice try though

  • Tillman61

    #9 Christ, that's just cold and unnecessary.

  • pimpninjaa

    #9 oh shit son! That is getting owned so bad

  • organix85

    #12 friendzone level: wall

    • tommytwostep

      don't steal jokes from previous memes…….dont you f'ing dare.

  • Derek

    #15 Can't spell "freind", and yet, still written better than "50 Shades of Gray"

    • christy

      Grey** 🙂

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        same point applies

    • John

      Haha, Derek read "50 Shades of Grey."

  • sfb101

    #9 This is really fucked-up.

  • Trav1121

    #30 Hahs the mental picture is hilarious!

    • TheVanityScore

      this one actually had me laughing

    • chuck

      Looks at wife….. nods silently

  • http://hot-actess-spicy-photos.blogspot.com/ dr sas

    awsomr pics

  • chucklesclown

    #29 Maybe the most awkward moment in all of Doug. That whole walk home from the movie theater was really hard to watch.

    • Yuppp

      Man I miss that show. Memories..memories…

      • crustybubblechunks

        Killer tofu

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