China isn’t even trying anymore (21 Photos)

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  • Rave Kitty

    #10 … Funny. That's what I order from the bar when I'm hammered.

  • http://theChive.com YEMX

    #4 a dad is what? go on…

  • bigyawns

    You couldn't make this shit up if you tried/weren't Chinese

    • KKK

      If it ain't white, it ain't right.

  • jamie

    #1 #3 Wing Wing Wing…..Herro ???

    • KKK

      Hahaha. I love this site

  • Shea

    I didn't know china was ever trying

  • Juice66

    #18 nailed it

    • TheVanityScore

      does it say "Demon" donkey? lol that's hilarious. They definitely nailed it.

  • BWaecker

    #4 a dad is kind, a dad is loving.

    • Courtesy Flush

      a dad is deadbeat. "sniffle". Well mine is at least.

      • MylesofStyles

        Sorry son. Let me make it up to you.

    • Opredeim

      Then, he gets his hands on #10, and then the story changes…

    • guest

      Bravo!

  • Dapper_Dave

    #18 Sounds like a good name for a band

    • G_Had

      Tell that Andy Dwyer. 😉

    • pannychous

      Or my ex-girlfriend.

  • Rich

    #20 Fascinating

    • ggg

      If he went back to school he could be Dr. Rock.

  • tv_paul

    #21 I loved that movie especially when the 3 dwarfs granted a wish for Sleepingrellla to become a real life flying elephant.

    • crustybubblechunks

      In the belly of a whale

      • MylesofStyles

        *sperm whale

        • Hrdwood

          Didn't that thing swallow him and then spit him back out? Kinda ironic…

  • cdlind

    #20 I don't know why, but I had to look this thing up… apparently these sell for thousands (one site I saw said $5500) if they're in the original packaging…I probably coulda made a fortune on that Captain Krick doll I saw at the flea market

    • jesus

      is the captain Krick from the Spark Tech tv series?

      • Turrebo

        Start Wreck

  • darkohanzo

    #16 Seems legit. This is just the over obsessed girlfriend version.

    • Guest

      Batichica is the badly misguided official Spanish translation of Batgirl. So this might be a Mexican knockoff instead of Chinese one.

      • fs2882

        It's from Argentina actually… a terrible knockoff haha

      • darkohanzo

        Translating means I would have had to pay attention in Spanish class

  • halfsmoke00

    #10 Can't be any worse than the real thing.

    • jamie

      You couldn't be more correct !! Heineken is a SHITTY beer. Europe's answer to Mexicos Corona

      • Kidicarus

        Yeah but Corona is a good shitty beer. Heineken is just….shitty.

    • Snarky Snarkerson

      Instead of tasting like skunk maybe this version tastes like SKANK?!?

  • Jesus Christ

    #13 I think this is an actually drink from Japan.

    • Jesus Christ

      Taiwan actually.

      • Steve

        Afghanistan has something similar, or I should say Pakistan. Has a type of tobacco in it as well.

    • pannychous

      I love that you said that like a Chinese man.

  • AnItalianChiver

    #21 Carlo Collodi, please forgive them..they are just ignorant

  • sfb101

    I so angry…
    at #14

  • MylesofStyles

    #14 Oh reary? ME SO HONY.

    • Hrdwood

      You're understanding of the culture is astounding… you must be fluent in their tongue…

      • MylesofStyles

        Round-eye fruent? IMPOSSIBRU!

  • http://twitter.com/FL_Chiver @FL_Chiver

    #14 is the best!

  • OrgazoidHD

    FREE BRADLEY MANNING!

  • theapprentice10

    #5 Is China doing fake Mississippi driver's licenses now?

    • Anon

      Nope, this is just how we roll in Mississippi.

  • Martyn

    No-one seems to have noticed that #2 isn't even China.. It's somewhere in the UK.

    • Martyn

      … it's actually in Cardiff, Wales

    • Emma

      Several of them aren't from / China e.g the red bull rip off is French and the beer is German (made for Aldi and sold in Europe)

  • Blacke

    I'm making $86 an hour working from home. I was shocked when my neighbor told me she was averaging $95 but I see how it works now. I feel so much freedom now that I'm my own boss. This is what I do, Rich45.ℂOM

    • J10

      I got paid $12 to shit while on the clock at work. You're not the only one living the dream.

    • Don Von Bon Bosco

      B.J.'s??

  • haskel

    #7 in spanish PENESAMIG means: d icks to my G (spot)

    • lat297

      only if you assume G means G-spot. It could mean that a lot of people are pointing their penises at a large letter 'G' that you're holding up, for some reason…

  • lat297

    Am I the only one who thinks #17 still looks awesome?

  • DrainBamage

    #16 The Glaucoma Man

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