Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

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  • Jamie

    Damn!! Early awesomeness !! Love it !!

    • SEA253

      12:05am PST Morning Awesomeness is AWESOME !!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #24 Hello cleavage

    • Woodbury Univ

      Jaclyn Swedberg. She went to my school – She eye fucks everybody.

  • Jay

    #24 #6 Good lord.

    • Tyler Rauch

      right!!!

    • Dan

      Good to see someone with the same tastes.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #2 If you got rid of the fries, you'd have more room for bacon.

  • The Bandit

    #6…nice!
    #24 and #39 weren't bad either!

    • Guest

      #39 is terrible. Not attractive to start with, and then covered in hideous tats.

  • MattKL

    #27 Awesome! Good to see that even someplace amazing like space, astronauts still find a way to have fun.

    • Anjin-San

      Your box of porn has arrived

      • AnItalianChiver

        Only because he didn't mention a picture with asses or boobs? Holy shit! You must be the funniest guy at parties. What a badass

        • Anjin-San

          ehy amico, calma…
          magari la battuta non era il massimo, ma non ti incazzare…

          • AnItalianChiver

            LOL in italian language. This is really awkward. Here, take my t. up coz you made me smile 🙂

            • Wildcat

              wtf just happened?

              • AnItalianChiver

                Nothing special. He just said to calm down and don't take his bad joke too seriously 🙂

  • LeO

    #39
    I love them booties ❤

    • Jamie

      Any names brah ??

    • Whale

      It's not, but the one on the left looks like the chick from Suburgatory.

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Except Jane Levy doesn't have an ass like that. Sad to say.

    • sfb101

      Why in holy hell can't we tap this photo!?!
      I mean really, is that pornographic or reveling?
      You need to get it together Chive!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #31 snowbunnies! and gorgeous ones at that #1 the lil guy, like a Boss!

    • usually-censored

      There are more bikini clad women at the London Bridge in Lake Havasu City.

  • Forthdown

    kcco bishkek

    • Forthdown

      24 ftw

      • Foreplay

        Ce Escorts usaf

  • Jasmine Rice

    #17 'Merica

  • Alone

    #20

  • SEA253

    #2 #17 MERICA !! #19 pew pew, pew pew pew

  • ...

    #39 Thumb vote! Thumbs up Right booty, thumbs down Left booty. Vote it.

    • G_Had

      I'll take both.

    • SGlover

      Lass is gorgeous! What u talkin bout?!

    • Child Please

      I cannot knowingly down vote an ass like that. Dilemmas, dilemmas…

  • ...

    #23 Where is that?

    • Methos

      Lower Yosemite Falls, Yosemite National Park, California

      • MebbeBebbe

        And absolutely this scenic. I went there a couple of winters back and walking around was like living in an Ansel Adams picture ALL OF THE TIME.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Well the morning isn't all that awesome If your beloved Paula isn't present, so…

    HERE I AM MY DEAR MINIONS!!1!

    Hug me! Bow to me! Worship me!!1!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "The only gap I want to see of you is between your head and shoulders…. – TU_Joe"

    • tehbox

      reading your posts gives me diabetes

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Others say that reading my posts works extremely laxative. See, I'm helping everybody!!1!
        …AND for some reason I have a lot of anorexic fans.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "You over estimated the chive's admiration in boobs vs. cheating. But then again, I think you didn't, evil genius. – MarthaJeane"

  • RelicS13

    #33 oh you'll take my order, you'll take my order because you decided to become a barista.

    • Chris

      I have had customers like you… we keep "sour" milk for those whose opinion exceeds their reality…

      • Chivette

        No one really "decides" to become a barista or had a dream to work at starbucks, they decide they don't want to earn money to support themselves. Learn to respect those who perform jobs like this, or you don't deserve the service.

    • Child Please

      Being an asshole: it's the perfect response to a witty joke demanding social interaction.

    • Retail king

      Responses like that from douche nozzles like you is why retail sucks.

  • SwingBatter

    #37 Looks like they both took a shot to the dome piece.

    • DDD

      He took it like a BOSS

      • Child Please

        So he threw him on the ground!

  • Prometheus

    Chive, adverts that make noise, REALLY?

    • ChiverPat

      I couldn't agree more!

    • Pokes

      You must be new here. Welcome!

    • awww shit

      what ads i have adblock

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

      Seriously ??? I don't now how da fuck in 2013 people continue whining about ads! OMG!

      JUST GET " AdBlock " on your god damn computer! Jesus!

      Nuff said!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #27 a RealDoll in space? REALLY!!?? Check out the .com….

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Hats off to you, you've succeeded in making me feel inferior, which if I'm not mistaken, is what you do best. – NW Chivette"

    • Firefighter23

      Oh God damnit she's back.

  • mammoth

    #2 Just what America needs…

  • Kroger_Security

    #27 i wanna go to space!!

  • Professor Squeegee

    #2 #33 Amen~

  • erw311

    #34 hence why crossfit has a bad reputation.

    • Jen

      it does?

      • Murph

        yes, it does. People get hurt doing their "exercises" all the time.

        • Berty

          I don't mind crossfit. I've been a member of a "box", as they like to call their gyms. But stupid shit like this is the reason why I get embarrassed to say I've been a crossfitter. Lets have a chick hang from a barbell and lift her over our heads for as many reps as possible. This and the fact that during a snatch workout 90% of the people at my gym couldn't execute 1 snatch properly.

          • Bud

            Yup, the theories behind crossfit are great. The douche bags make it douchey. That and the fact that in order to be a certified crossfit trainer you have to have $40 and be able to fog a mirror.

          • Pit_Boss

            In this particular instace, it was a team competition north of Seattle. And I know because I judged it and I am an avid crossfitter. And you can choose to not do anything in x-fit anyway, but this is never ever the norm in a x-fit gym "standard" workout. And you as a crossfitter should know that. You make comments like that and it makes people think that all crossfit gyms do is dangerous stupid shit.

            And if your gym had proper olympic lifting coaching, or maybe a basic fundementals class, then maybe the snatch workouts wouldn't be such a problem. Maybe its the coaching and not the students.

            • EMT Phenom

              I was there LEGIT people dont understand becuase they cant finish a WOD
              suck it haters

              • Berty

                I've finished plenty of WODs bro, thanks for your insight though….. Douche bag.

        • Jen

          i was not aware of that!

    • Jouhker

      90% of Crossfit is great, but the 10% is stupid shit that people do to draw negative attention to it.

    • Herc51

      Groupthink at its finest. Just because some idiot came up with it doesn't mean its safe or valid. Crossfit IS dangerous, no 2 ways about it. Lack of education or structure will do that.

      • Pit_Boss

        CrossFit is not dangerous. Lack of education by people like you saying shit like that about something you havent tried is what is dangerous. How many other aspects of your life do you try and speak intelligently about but know nothing about. You seem like a total bullshit artist.

        And FYI, I have have been doing crossfit for over 3 years and I have seen no more injuries in the time that I have been doing it in respectable gyms than in all the time I have ever spent at other gyms. Improper coaching leads to inuries. Case in point, 3 gyms I have been at and 2 of them have super low injury rates and great coaching. The other had shitty coaching and injuries happened all the time. But that is not crossfit being dangerous. That is terrible coaching creating unsafe situations.

        • Herc51

          Kool aid drinking nonsense is not going to stop the fact that CF has little to no structure on a corporate, "box" or individual level. The rare "good" coach is vastly overshadowed by the rank and file of idiots that get their certs or affiliations because they "like working out". CF is a cult that disintegrates people's common sense. The injury rate on a national level is staggering, enjoy it while it lasts because one more good lawsuit and it will go the way of the dodo. The military is already in the process of banning it.

          As far as education and me being "bullshit", I have a Master's degree, own my own gym and have been a strength coach (not a personal trainer) for almost 17 years. I've trained pro athletes, Olympians and Special Forces Members, so I think I know what I'm talking about.

          • Pit_Boss

            Cite some sources. If the military is so intent on banning it, how come the military got on board with it for the 2012 CrossFit game when the first event was a military obstacle course and the military was directly involved? And I tried to look up anything about the military banning it and I spent 5 minutes coming up with empty discussions on chat boards from google and yahoo. Someone blew smoke up your ass on that one. I did find multiple sources that state that people who were doing CrossFit were consistently in the military were getting higher scores in their PT than the ones that were not though.

            And you are clearly someone who has never tried it. I wrestled for about 8 years, been an avid gym guy my entire life and tried all kinds of fads and popular shit that I thought would work. And after doing CrossFit I will never do anything else.

          • Pit_Boss

            And if you say that CrossFit has no structure then clearly have not researched that either. There are tons of certification courses that help out gym owners with getting their athletes to the next level with gymnastics, Olympic lifting, nutrition and so on. But just like any personal trainer at any gym, how you choose to use that information is up to the individual. There are people giving bad names to every sport in the world and every exercise methodology known to man. You cant here just one persons story or injury, or one CrossFit owners perspective and think that they are all that way. That is how stereotypes start and you are spreading miss-information about it.

            • Herc51

              Again, cult driven, kool aid drinking bs. The military sees the inherent dangers in the fact that it's become so unregulated. The Naval officer's $300K successful lawsuit is a prime example. The info I get is from sources in the military, not a weak google search (which mostly yields crossfit journals and blogs). The regularity of shoulder, back and achilles tendon disorders resulting from excess loads, poor mechanics and even faultier scaling (never mind the ridiculousness that pops up – 2 pictures of which are in this very blog) are staggering. PT's and massage therapists rejoice when an affiliate pops up. All the ones I'm associated with report at least a 25% increase in business every time a new box opens up. Weekend certifications are no substitute for education at the university level, spending years in school on physiology, kinesiology, etc. So while you may have had a "good" experience with crossfit, there are thousands of examples of the harm it does. It isn't "just one person's story", it's a pandemic that was great at its inception and has steadily declined since.

    • Elroy

      Dumb fucks that post shit like this ALL over the internet is what gives Crossfit a bad name! This picture should be buried and left at that.

      FYI: they were not lifting the girl as many times as possible. NOT that it matters, it is still stupid and dangerous. The workout started with the girl cleaning the bar 5 times. The guys then picked the bar up and the female hung onto the bar while the guys thrusted it 5 times. Then she had to do 5 dead hang pull ups as the guys had it pressed over there head. After the team completed a round they would add 10 or 20 pounds and repeat. No one was injured (luckily).

      The only people that can stop this dumb shit from happening is us fellow Crossfitters! When you see this happening put a stop to it. Bitching and being an internet tough guy wont give Crossfit a better name. If your embarrassed to say you Crossfit then STOP.

  • maboze1x

    #6 I'd tip her anytime!

    #13 She rocks!

    • Teddy Roxspin

      I want to see MOAR of #13. Let's see the rest!

      • Bria

        That's my friend Kirsten. She's amazing!!!

    • Awesome

      It seems like #13 might not be wearing any underwear…

      • Skermitt

        :O

  • AcinBC

    #14 the goats on the roof in Coombs!

    • VanIsleChiver

      KCCO! From Vancouver Island 😀

      • creeper

        Chive On from Vic! Glad to see the goats are still kicking about

        • Jen

          godammit i want goats so bad!

      • Aquaman

        KCCO from Campbell River!

    • Notknowing

      Chive on, also from Vic. I thought those goats were long gone.

      • Peter

        It's an old pic. They killed those goats a few years back. Made some goat bacon out of them for their Coombs burgers. It was a little too peppery for me, I like a more mellow goat bacon.

        • nanchi

          haha they def did not kill the goats. KCCO from Nanaimo!

      • MANsterbate

        Chiving in Vic as well, the goats were there last summer when we took the kids there!

        <img src="http://timtyson.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Goats-On-Roof-Old-Country-Market.png"&gt;

        • jk_grady

          Also from Vic, KCCO

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