High school yearbook photos of some note-worthy famous faces (46 Photos)

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  • HeySus Christo

    Rene Zellwedger is one retarded looking dude..

    • Schnizz56

      I thought that was Traci Lords!

      • Brandon

        So did I.

    • Dr J. Fever

      Also very weird that the perfect "British" girl 'Bridget Jones' was a Texas cheerleader.

    • fjkrfj

      I just laughed out loud so hard I snotted on my shirt

    • Jen

      she didnt used to be so squinty eyed, i wonder what happened there.

  • whoops

    thought jack nicholson was leo dicaprio…

    • I Heart Boobs

      Thought the same thing!
      The photo looks a bit warped though, or I never noticed his wide head?

    • cooktiludrop

      Me too!!!!

  • grumpy

    #23 – blank stare…

    • lat297

      She's probably looking at Russia from her house in Alaska thinking that it somehow constitutes foreign policy experience…

      • Ryan

        What clever and original political tripe…

        • lat297

          I'd just like to say that I regret wholeheartedly my original post. Your sarcastic riposte, and the subsequent political debate, has made me see the error of my ways. I am going to re-evaluate my life choices thus far and stop voicing my opinion immediately, limiting any future posts to variations of:
          1) Nice bewbs
          2) First
          3) It took a while, but I eventually shot my load

          Thank you
          Luke

      • fjkrfj

        Well played, Sir.

        • fjkrfj

          (lat297, not Ryan) Ryan is what's known to scientists as Retardis Brainabsentis

        • gs425

          Well played? It's not even true idiot.

      • brad

        Palin never said that. That line came from Tina Fey during a skit on SNL.

        • Stoker

          Doesn't matter, she's a tard

          • Libs

            English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

            • gs425

              GrammEr, that's all you got? LOLYFM.

          • gs425

            I know, facts do not matter to libs. Thanks for confirming.

            • Nice

              Nice save. Glad you deleted your original illiterate comment, confirming that all Republicans are morons who then quickly attempt to hide their mistakes rather than owning up to them.

              • gs425

                It's called editing accidentally posted comments. You do know what that means don't you?

      • G24

        I loathe Sarah Palin more than most of the Repugnantscums out there. Having said that, here's what she actually said:
        "GIBSON: What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?

        PALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

        GIBSON: What insight does that give you into what they're doing in Georgia?

        PALIN: Well, I'm giving you that perspective of how small our world is and how important it is that we work with our allies to keep good relation with all of these countries, especially Russia. We will not repeat a Cold War. We must have good relationship with our allies, pressuring, also, helping us to remind Russia that it's in their benefit, also, a mutually beneficial relationship for us all to be getting along. "
        The DUMBEST bitch I've EVER heard speak.

        • Rambot

          YES BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • gs425

          Really, that what you have. An interview two days after nomination with obscure questions about irrelevant countries?

          Tell us, what do you think of the Zero's reaction to Romney when he mentioned Mali and Algeria in the debates.

          • Filbur

            Russia is irrelevant?!
            Look, the republicans went with a loser, why can't any of you admit it?!

      • gs425

        FAIL, she never said that. Tina Fey did you moron.

      • randomperson32

        Funny how making fun of any crazy GOPer on here earns you thumbs down. So all of you right-wingers are really sticking up for this complete joke of a woman? Really? Really? And she did say that her foreign policy experiences were that you could see Russia from an island in Alaska, but facts arent friends of the GOP voters

        • Kromer

          You are so spot on—- you just gave me hope that there are some ppl with some SENSE here…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #41 I knew instantly who that was.

    • Dr J. Fever

      What the teeth gave it away??

    • Jay

      He is kinda funny looking

    • fjkrfj

      Beautiful specimen

      " Yeah yeah Jesus, I'm sayin' – we can… stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright? "

      -Fargo

    • Matt

      Was still one creepy lookin' motherfucker back in the day.

    • Ay Jay

      all i want for christmas are my three front teeth

  • Anjin-San

    #44
    I wasn't able to find a comment to this picture

    • Del

      original model, prior to all the aftermarket add ons…

      • fjkrfj

        Despite that it's obviously before her time, Jessica Biel was the first thing to pop into my head. Which, by the way, isn't the worst thing to pop into one's head at 8:21am before I've had coffee…

    • BSmike

      Still would

  • I Heart Boobs

    #7 Really? Cant see it…

    • benny b

      I would have said Joseph Gordon-Levitt

      • fjkrfj

        Totally.

        • aaa

          I thought the same thing.

          • stevena11

            Really? JGL looks the same now as he did when he was 11 – just less acne and diff hair!

  • u wot m8

    #28 Damn. That guy was handsome.

    • Anon

      Looks like Eli Manning….

  • Clemzone

    #34 – Jim Breuer

    • Phil

      Nailed it

      • justin

        Goatboy!

    • hgxv

      Tobey macguire

      • P-town

        I was about to say the same thing!

    • tbh

      Thought the exact same thing.

      • yamoms

        Bill Hader

    • Wayne

      I thought it was Zac Efron.

  • Meve

    some had so muche surgery they don't look like themselves anymore (on the contrary i'm actually surprised by Anderson ^^)

  • D.Strawberry

    #15 Aloha Mr. Hand

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      "That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

    • DeflaterMouse

      Talk about art imitating life.

    • dieseldoc25

      Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?? First he gonna shit, then he gonna kill us!

  • FartBubble

    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
    Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
    I don't think sow
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' – 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

    • Chiverjoe

      Great, now I'll have this song in my head all day!

    • Blind_Eye

      I don't get the thumbs down. I loved the show, and this made me smile.

    • UhHuh

      Haha, classic.

  • Sea Donkey

    #16 Good thing she got those chompers fixed. Pretty girl, but wow, what a messed up grill!

    • John

      Thought the same thing. No way putting anything in there.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Fixed the honker too.

    • aaa

      You can't hide from old pictures, Blake.

    • Beardstache

      I swore that was Blossom.

  • benny b

    #7

    I think they meant Joseph Gordon-Levitt

    • katastrophe89

      Yeah that does NOT look like James Franco

  • ktmsandwitch

    #22 pew pew pew

    • Dr J. Fever

      Nom NOM NOM on her!!

    • inga

      Gorgeous then, gorgeous now.

      • Jen

        yea, that smile!

  • jshiver15

    #30

    Could have sworn that was Patrick Swayze.

    • Ruttiger

      Agree

  • sniper

    #30 Looks like Patrick Swayze

    • Kristen

      Sniper, please shoot that lying fuck-tard.

  • UncleUncle

    What is a Zachary Quinto?

    • theapprentice10

      Spock…or Sylar, depends on your point of view

      • Sylar's Watch

        Also, from the first (infinitely better) season of American Horror Story. Great actor.

  • mrme

    #16 #24 Thanks for sort of spoiling them for me

    • jaczor

      Yeah, Zooey is a former fatty, I would have never imagined that.

  • toxo

    #13 Oprah was cute !

    • Concerned Chiver

      Wtf are you talking about?

      • toxo

        Oprah. Can't you fucking read?

    • Yuppp

      Haha, nope!

  • chris

    #13 ugly then still ugly now

    • fjkrfj

      And I bet you're an Adonis….

      • chris

        how did you know?

  • George Zip

    #21 I think Robert Downey Jr. looks at his *own* picture and thinks, man, I want to punch that smart-ass kid in the face.

  • mike

    #34 toby maguirre

    • fjkrfj

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lat297

    #9 Most awesome actress ever…

    • fjkrfj

      She is just so hot/cute/funny……..hot………..just so hot…

      • lat297

        So you get thumbs up for that, and I get thumbs down… go figure Chive

        • TrueStory

          There's nothing funnier than someone getting butt hurt by down votes.

  • Dr J. Fever

    Zooey was a chub?

    • fjkrfj

      Sarah Palin is a knob-gobbling goblin from hell with the combined intelligence of a raisin and a hairbrush.

      • Guest

        Sara, is a former governor, You may not agree with her politics but she has accomplished a lot more than you have "fjrfj" in your basement life.

        • Stoker

          You're obviously an IGNORANT REDNECK, "Guest" , let's hear what YOU'VE accomplished… Wow she won governor in a state of 722,718 people WOW…………… The fact that you're defending such a dangerously ignorant person makes you not even worth arguing with. You might have well said: Hitler, is a former Führer/Leader. You may not agree with his politics but he has accomplished a lot more than you have "fjrfj" in your basement life.

          BTW WHAT DID SHE "ACCOMPLISH" EXACTLY BESIDES SPREADING HER IGNORANT "MESSAGES" AND PARANOID WHINING???????

          • Blind_Eye

            Oh no, someone has an opinion different than mine. I better rage and whine like a five year old. That will show them who is right.

            • Rambot

              Oh no, someone is doing something I mildly disagree with. I better take some time and voice my disapproval. That will show them they're wrong.

              • WordToBigBird

                Also known as: democracy.

                • Nhoj

                  Like the one brought to Iraq?

          • Kristen

            Totally agree Stoker. She's so stupid, she thinks we only have 50 states. Smart people like BO know we have 57.

          • john

            Why are liberals so pissed off? Liberals won the last 2 elections but all they talk about it is republicans?

            • Nhoj

              [*periods to avoid censorship]
              Because republicans are generally r.a.c.i. s.t., women-hating, delusional creationists who think the USA is the center of the universe and that nobody is right but them, they cling to guns as if they were somehow helpful to the World, and Right-wing politicians are the most crooked, dishonest, manipulative, greedy, cheating, lying dick-wads in the universe. Also, Republicans will compromise anything good in the name of winning, such as dirty politics, negative attack ads, and ALWAYS either bending the facts or simply creating new ones to win (think Chinese jeeps). They are, quite simply, anti-progress and are the laughingstock of the rest of the world. Oh and btw, I'm not liberal, just realistic.

              • john

                Chinese jeeps was true, but thanks for making my point. Always with the racism, God have mercy on your soul.

                • Trolala

                  Wow nice, umm, comeback

                  • jshiver15

                    Yeah, that escalated quickly.

  • Dr J. Fever

    #4 was a babe — still a babe!
    #29 was a cutie — still a cutie!
    #35 Texas Latina cute
    #37 very rich young lady NFL royalty then — very, very rich NFL royalty now. + VERY HOT

    • fjkrfj

      Holy Shit I just went on wikipedia to look up Rooney Mara because of your comment and jesus– she's got quite a story:

      "Mara is also known for her charity work. She oversees the charity Uweza Foundation, which supports empowerment programs for children and families in the Kibera slum in Nairobi, Kenya, one of the largest slums in Africa."

      Chiveworthy indeed— btw if you haven't seen here scenes with Daniel Craig, get off your ass!!

      • fjkrfj

        Oh ya and her sister Kate is awesome too…

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