I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (40 Photos)

#40 yes, yes it is!

#28 Says the guy who left John Belushi to die of a drug overdose…alone.

#5 CVS is the worst offender of this nonsense!

The green slice was more like 25% in my high school years. Not sure if I'm losing my sex drive or if it's b/c I just don't have access to such a variety of stimulation anymore.

OMFG It's all true (apart from jacking it in the shower *shudders*

#40 And if it's Monday you should be showing more gap

#26 If you're too big of a pussy to fight off a rake-wielding would-be murderer, you don't deserve help.

#33 So fucking true.

#29 YYAAAAAAYYYYYYY So happy I'm not the only one

#5 #17 Again???

#30…every time.

#3 Where the f**k are you getting a snickers bar for $.60??

My daughter is doing her FIRST Jump-A-Thon … Any Chivers out there care to help her out? http://jumpmaa.kintera.org/alexysyoon …

#20 Then it's not America.

#12 Ironic cause he's Asian.

#17- it's called an R-Dub. Or a re-wipe. A necessity when experiencing IBS(itchy butthole syndrome).

#20

I hate shit like this. And I'm a Canadian. Any Canadian who would wear something like this or spout anti-American bullshit is a douche.

#30 so true!! Glad I'm not the only one

#39 – think i woulda learned my lesson all these years… nope.

#6 I didn't know Kinder Surprise is illegal in USA. Wierd. Oh well… more Kinder Surprise for me!

#11 is complete bullshit. We've been getting smarter over the years, not dumber: http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2001/04/22/… http://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=38 http://content.undp.org/go/newsroom/2010/november… http://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d04/figures/fi…

can't get over #25…. happens every time.

kool finish

I don't get #39…anyone??