Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #33 I think I just wrote a symphony in my pants.

    • Mightbme

      #48 God-speedy recovery! I don't know ya but I will pray for you guys!
      #51 name the dog chiver!

      • Mightbme

        Correction #50 name chiver
        #51 I'm sure whatever your name is, it is as beautiful as you are! (Sorry)

        • Snatch

          How is #38 only on the 1st page once?

          • http://twitter.com/bl4ckbu5 @bl4ckbu5

            mantis

          • PianoFingers

            Underboob + wonder gap + überlegs
            – but poorly cropped…

    • Hrdwood

      check your tempo… she might make you a beat off.

    • Doctor Whom

      Name him Captain Wolverine Lightning Bolt

    • Ponderous

      I am guessing it is in 2/4 time?

  • money bags

    wwhy why is dar late!!!!

    • Interneter

      Because it wasn't on time?

    • Joe

      Chill out money!

    • FunKiller

      Because John was too busy dancing around like Buffalo Bill……."would you fuck me, I'd fuck me!"

    • Firefighter23

      THIS IS THE WORST I LOST MY KCCO SHIRT AND THE DAR IS LATE!! I HAVE THE TYPE OF RAGE THAT IS CONTAINED IN THE WESTERN MOST COUNTY IN LONG ISLAND NEW YORK ALSO KNOWN AS BROOKLYN!

  • Emory

    #50

    Let the naming game begin. Bill Clinton.

    • Bill Murray

      Bill Murray

      • Name

        Optimus prime

        • Tmux

          Stayne. So when you call him you have to say cum stain…

        • Fazool

          how bout Optimus Chive

      • Riley Freeman

        KiCCO

      • http://twitter.com/phops802 @phops802

        Bear.

      • bubba

        Bill Furry

      • Someone

        Marshal

      • Mike

        Guinness.
        Or Oso. It's Spanish for bear!

      • Brando

        Askem.. so when people ask whats him name then you can say askem

    • This guy

      Taylor Swift

      • Hayley

        Fuck no (from DAR puppy's owner)

        • Kevin

          Peeps

        • Casey

          Hickory Mandela

        • gradaddy

          Blue.

    • gettinIT

      capone

    • Vet

      Falcor.

      • Firefighter23

        The Urninator?

        • the pee pad

          BUT HE DOES IT ANY WAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!

    • MattKL

      Murray. As in, BFM.

    • Firefighter23

      Badass Killington

    • ShabbyOl'Steppenwolf

      Turd Burglar

      • AMJ

        Turd Furgason would be a better choice

        • jeff

          I knew a turd furgason

          • TurdNotFuergasson

            didn't Turd Furgasson blow Bill Clinton once

            • Samuel Wilson

              Negative. Falcon intercepted.

              • Spin

                Bill Murray video taped it, I heard.

      • megan

        Imagine if he got out and you had to run around the neighborhood yelling, " TUUURD BUUURGLARRRR!!! TUUURD BURGLAR?" Hilarity.

    • Leno

      With those Blue Eyes you have to name him Sinatra

      • JMizzleYYC

        I was just thinking Frank would suffice.

        • Ken

          I also vote for 'Frank'.

      • useitorlose

        Or Pierce

      • Jebus

        Sinatras a brilliant name πŸ™‚

    • Liz

      Shug

    • Whoopi_G

      Scrotie McBoogerballs

      • Matt

        Boom! Mcboogerballs wins!

    • MMZ

      Mac

      • Cam

        Mac Nottacat

    • Interneter

      Dog

      • factchecker

        Mouse

    • Jason

      Frank, as in Sinatra

    • Sourdough

      Weego… as in Here, Weego!

    • Brian

      Owner of the Internet because his pic is about to be all over it.

      • dave

        So you mean al gore?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Puddles.

    • George Zip

      Shithead.

      #SteveMartin #theJerk

    • hmm

      Kevin, because no one names their dog Kevin

      • JAFitC

        Nice try, Kevin.

      • Bruins chiver

        Look what you did, you little jerk

    • TeriMcP

      Bill Fucking Murray

    • zujadik

      Kayseaseeoh.

    • anonymous

      RANGER

    • Randyflagg

      Call him "kee-ko" and spell it KCCO.

    • HatBomb

      In that case, they should go with Slick Willy.

    • http://twitter.com/THEMIGZO @THEMIGZO

      B

    • Steve

      Guinness

    • Chief

      KiCCO

    • QCase

      Darell

    • Ben

      Brutus

    • Buford

      Hulk

    • Cheetos

      Tank, just so you can yell it's name in the street.

    • guest

      Santos L. Halpor

      • blue_bronco

        Winner!
        Naming my next dog that.

    • Dimitris

      Look like a Zorua or Houndour….Throw him a pokeball

    • Dirty_Dingus

      DeeOhGee (D O G)

      • Meow

        That's the name of my next cat!

    • Blu Eye White Dragon

      Mickey

    • WarrantyMan

      Stay

    • Dan

      Ashley

    • sfb101

      Brownie!

    • Brittany

      My 2 year old says name it puppy

      • Really?

        You realize there are half-naked women on this sight? So congrats on mother of the year.

        • Nemo

          Their not fully naked!!! The chive has class you know.

          • hmm

            **They're

            • morty

              grammar policing never gets old! well played

              • Buddy

                It most certainly does get old

        • DaveF

          *site

    • Burt

      Pope

    • Hockeypucks

      Koho

    • OhioChiver

      Well, with a cross on his chest. Go with… Crusader. Cruze for short. πŸ˜‰

      • Andy

        Always wanted to name my dog Everyone.

        • uncw

          Everyone just shit on my carpet

          • soundfilter

            Everyone needs to stop humping my leg

            • Alberta Dirty

              Everyone should lick this peanut butter off my balls..

        • Si1entStatic

          Everyone needs to stop leaving huge dumps in my front yard…..

      • blue_bronco

        Constantine

    • DJ Tanner

      Hunter the Bounty Dog

    • Red

      Thief

    • http://twitter.com/jolange2 @jolange2

      Chiver

    • noble

      CHIVES. name him CHIVES!

    • TheBAMFinater

      Fartknocker

    • Jack o' lantern

      DinDin

    • Harper

      Charles Name him Charles

    • Tim

      Brent

      • Firefighter23

        Really? Fuckin Brent?

    • Hux

      Naked! Then you can walk naked around the block!
      Karma! Cause Karma is a bitch!

    • TrueCaper

      Blew eyes … one blew east and one blew west.

    • Empty-V

      Farter McButtnoise – it is going to happen and you will hate it when it does!

    • Mike

      Hendrix

    • Jake

      Why not Chiver?

    • RogerThat

      chuck norris

      • hmm

        that would have to be one HELL of a dog

    • TXNCPO

      "we go" yea I know, old joke

      • http://twitter.com/Frilsoni @Frilsoni

        Becks

    • Steve

      Bill Murray

    • Token Homie

      Moose

      • mooseattack

        my dogs name is moose!

    • little pup

      looks like a Rocko

    • Coloradochiver

      Crash Bandicoot, either that or davy crockett

    • Nancy Barcus

      Vick

    • JWoeBMoneY

      B.A.M.=Bad Ass Motherfucker

      • J-Z

        i believe its bamf

        • TNchiver

          I prefer BAMFO

    • blue_bronco

      If its gay, Manti T'eo

    • Kiki

      Dr. Huxtable or Dr. Hux for short

    • money bags

      arctic

    • Chris

      Blue!

    • Cool Mo D

      Cool Mo D

    • Terry

      Terry

    • Barts

      KICCO

    • ayo

      Sparticus

    • randomperson32

      Jerkface Mcgee

    • Capone

      #50. Looks like chocolate an peanut butter. Name him Reese's

    • Dayn perry

      Handbanana

    • Joe

      Oliver

    • Brian

      Newman. As in Paul " old blue eyes" Newman.

      • Jimi Hendrix

        I'm still going with "Winston Von-Hammersmith"

      • Spot

        No one is going to read this.

        Also name him spot.

        • Don113

          I read it.

          • Nemo

            And I read the comment.

        • whodoube

          i, too, read it.

          • DaveF

            Name him Reddit!

    • Your mom

      Tits
      tits tits tits.

    • todd

      chiver? i think thats a great name

    • Paul Lind

      Frank as in Sinatra old blue eye's

    • bruce

      Bear

    • America

      My great step uncle had a wiener dog named 'Damnit'. "Come here, Damnit! Good boy…" Or name it sit. But seriously I like frank for Sinatra, who ever thought of that is a bright mind. Congratulations.

    • Woody

      Hoof Hearted

      • Firefighter23

        #Dantheman

    • MyMomDressedMe

      Roy

    • Xander

      Spaghetti batman

      • Nathan

        Chalupa Batman

    • Moi

      Jagr

    • Drew

      Super easy… Rutiger.

    • Icetrooper1

      Dozer

    • Leo

      Cujo

    • whodoube

      Winston or Churchill

    • joe

      Blue

    • joe

      stains

    • VoodooWillie

      Borrowing this from Denis Leary's kids, but how 'bout Chickenhead.

    • Dustin

      Vag Magnet

    • Yeah

      Cheese

    • ][/][

      Blue

    • http://twitter.com/ror @ror

      Kacey..

      as in KC CO πŸ˜‰

    • Craig

      Dick Jugs

      • Anonymous

        Ranger, for those Army Ranger chivers!

    • Sinatra

      Nah, blue eyes. And I'm assuming itsaboy so Sinatra. You're welcome.

    • Jack

      Kocco (pronounced Co-co)

    • Dominic

      Willie as in Willie Nelson…"BLUE EYES Crying in the Rain"

      • Cam

        Lou for Lou Reed … Pale Blue Eyes …

    • Eric

      Askim

      When people ask what's the puppy's name just say Askim…….

    • ChodeLauncher

      Bowser

    • Joe

      Terrence Howard

    • Alumni72

      Clive the Chive dog

    • NoFetusCanBeatUs

      Biff Whipster…..RIP George Carlin.

      Dafuq

    • Jules

      How about Kryss – Norwegian for cross

      • http://snallabolaget.com Snallabolaget

        Norwegian for cross is "kors". "Kryss" is either an X or street crossing… Or a check-mark…

    • Josh

      amicus which is latin for friends. cause dogs are truly friends

    • bill

      benjamin buttons!

    • Vijay

      What about "Billy" !!!

    • Ron Burgandy

      Lanolin. From Anchorman, "Lanolin? Like sheeps' wool"

    • Truemark

      How about Chorizo?

    • a chiver

      Frank. or Sinatra. Frankie blue eyes.

    • MGMG

      Knickers! Then you could blame everything on Knickers. Thats what my paw paw does anyway…

    • matt

      Apollo!!

    • Runningwild

      Jesus, there are so many layers to it. "Jesus! get off that" "Jesus, you are my best friend" "Jesus it's cold, hurry up and take a shit"

    • Mikey Mack

      Rufio!

    • JBoag

      Number 5 with rice

    • dbcooper

      Biscuits

    • Team zissou

      Zissou

    • Riley

      call him Buddy

    • goldfinger0957

      Apollo Creed

      • goldfinger0957

        because Apollo Creed was an asshole and so are 95% of all dogs.

        • ambiquad

          You're confusing dogs and cats again.

    • Nevenem

      Larry πŸ™‚

    • kyle

      murray!!!!! for sure

    • llew11

      Maximus Decimus Meridius

    • Moknowsbest

      how about "Chiver" ?

    • c.w.sughrue

      Fireball Roberts

    • RealZoo

      Romeo

    • That Guy

      Maher Shalal Hash Baz

    • Dapper_Dave

      How about Chives?

    • Murdawg

      Keyser Söze

    • factchecker

      Why not name him after the chiver who just had both f'ing arms replaced. That's pretty hard core. I believe his name was Brendan Marrocco. SO you could do Brendan or Marrocco or rocco or Ma, or Mo ad infinitum..

    • tralfaz

      Scotch, I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

    • kc1

      dumpser

      • big jim

        You mean dumpster like "come dumpster"

        • tralfaz

          *cum

    • guest

      can't even come up with your own dog's name?

    • THEWHITEBILLCOSBY

      BILL COSBY

      • THEWHITEBILLCOSBY

        LEROY JENKINS

    • Chris O'Brien

      Kacey, of course!

    • yoddle

      Leonardo DA Vinci

    • bravo

      KoCCo

    • Brer Bear

      Murry, obviously!

    • Carlos

      he looks like an "Adonis"

    • Cam

      Mac Nottacat …

    • Flop Wilson

      Sex Panther

    • Not really here...

      Casey…. Get it? K C…. GET IT?!?

    • Anomanom

      He has a cross on his chest so what about Crusade. Or Bishop.

    • May

      Rutger

      • TheVirg

        Nostrildamus, Hoover, Shmuckleberry Hound, Chopper, Ogre, Hammer, c'mere

    • Nick from Aus. .

      Oui as in oui let's go.
      Or Clive

    • Spotlightranger

      Sinatra or Frank

    • Big D

      Alan, Charles or Paddy

    • oobaka

      Casey (KC)

  • Bubka

    Down vote this comment.

    • angryprof13

      this response to his request pretty much sums up the internet

    • shazzaaaammmm

      SHATNER
      OR…..DEE…OOOH….GEEE

  • bigVINNY

    #13 Check Pleaseeeee…. and yes i miss it badly too

    • Wet paint

      Nsfw

      • Turrebo

        What kind of work you do?

    • Ben

      your winter boobs are just fine with me

    • Wowzer

      I love your sexy tits. Perfect for caressing my hard cock.

      • Susie

        Your talk gets me hard.

        • Wowzer

          What gets hard on you, Susie?

          • Susie

            My cold wet nipples

            • Mmmotorboatin

              Think we're going to need to see those! For science,that is

    • Everclear

      #13 owns my life right now.

    • Ouch!

      Fake

  • samjamead

    Saw the Brendan Marrocco story on the BBC over here in the UK. That's rad! KCCO

    • Velocifaptor

      Now bro can even lift.

  • Interneter

    #45 If you never played Airplane as a kid, your childhood was a waste.

    • quailman8907

      we always called it Superman, but yes.

    • Hunter

      I'd play airplane with her

  • Dallas

    #12

    … and then I noticed the girl putting her clothes on in the background

    • Matt

      … and then I noticed John's dance

    • YouKnowIt

      I bet Mac gets laid more than John.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      FIND HER!

    • Alex

      Ya seriously! Who's that in the background! Please let us know!

    • Gallus

      With that girl in the background, hell I'd be excited, too!

    • Slappy

      John, you pidgeon-toed MF!

    • Thomas

      thats why he is so happy

  • Chiver

    So who here was lucky enough to get the Mardi Gras KCCO shirt?

    • Jwall

      Missed it. But more important, will the Chive be in NOLA for Mardi Gras?

    • VAChiver

      Mardi Gras KCCO?

      • Dominic

        They released a Mardi Gras style green KCCO shirt this afternoon. I am assuming it was only sent to people who are subcribers to the email/newsletter. By the time I checked my email, my size was already out. Probably for the better though, my wife would be pissed if I bought another Chive shirt lol

    • MonkeyMadness

      I gave up on that shit. The shirts sell out way too fast for me to get one. If they ever decided to print more than 10, I might get one.

  • JAG

    #46 Moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • acupofjoe

    Under the sea, life is better, take it from me! #7

    • Firefighter23

      I ❀ drowning

    • tbaynes

      Under the sea, under the sea, darling its better, down where its wetter, take it from me.
      Under the sea, under the sea, darling its better, you know i get you wetter, under the sea

    • YaIsaidit

      What did the ocean smell like before women went swimming in it.?

  • ChivetteKellie

    KCCO #48

    • FunKiller

      KCFC…Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer!!

    • Yeahhh

      Willie Nelson

    • Andy

      Keep up the good fight! Chive On!

    • Red

      My thoughts are with you, kick cancer's ass.

    • FellowCancerFighter

      Chemo sucks and if there's surgery right after it sucks even more, but KCCO b/c before you know it you'll both be through it, together, out the other side. You will look back and know that you just beat one of life's most difficult battles.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Chive On guys, and Fuck cancer

  • Tumby

    #50

    Name suggestions, Chivers:

    • Naes

      Shit Head

      • Classic

        frat boys are too young my friend.

      • Tboi

        Stfu

    • money bags

      Arctic for the eyes.

    • Tucsonscott

      With eyes like that you have to go with Frankie or SInatra

    • Tiber_Septim

      Mac

    • Joe

      Mickey blue eyes.

    • http://twitter.com/HossmanWC @HossmanWC

      Brendan, in honor of Brendan Marrocco

    • Lyrex

      KaCey

    • DrGarnicus

      Chives

    • AhhSnap

      Woof

    • richard

      Charlie

    • http://twitter.com/THEMIGZO @THEMIGZO

      BONER!!

    • Scott

      illkillagorilla

    • Owen Smithers

      Hambone!

    • David

      Roscoe

    • NInjaBob

      Shelby, Rusty, Juno, Sam too name a few

    • Tdude

      Always been partial to Miles but, not sure if male or female?

    • k c c o

      Chainsaw

    • Kman811

      Frankie…..ol blue eyes

    • Pat Healy

      Smokey

    • Aaron

      #50

      Hudson πŸ™‚

      • shazzaaaammmm

        KITTY

      • this guy

        lalo

    • Newy

      Honor

    • Bill

      Lunch

    • Travis

      Bart!!

    • Sasspirilla

      MAC!! πŸ™‚

    • Cory

      Chive!!!!

    • Adrian

      cool hand luke

    • one nut

      Barkey, he barks right?

    • jmstech

      Casey Sio is a fine name for a Chive dog.

    • bazoo

      chocolate

    • Sam

      tucker

    • Legutkhoe

      Murray

    • terrence

      chiver!!!

    • dustin

      raffi

    • Brian

      Duke

    • http://twitter.com/FourBeerMilky @FourBeerMilky

      Charlie

    • Alex

      BONE SAW

    • ross

      bear

    • Kraad

      Ox, Reaper, Zeus, Kujo, Rod or Achilles

    • Marc

      Bill Fucking Murray, B-Murr, Murray… you get the picture.

      • scott

        wouldn't that be hilarious to see someone standing out front of their house calling for bill fucking murray?

      • Brad

        Barkin' Bill Fucking Murray – BB or Barkin Bill fo short

    • Nemo

      Just invite a friend over who happen to have a cast on.

    • Burp

      Trotsky.

    • Alicia

      B.F. Murray yeah i like it Lil Murray for short πŸ™‚

    • UBCNME

      Bosco

    • James

      DARtanian

    • Professor Squeegee

      Just "DAR" or "Squeegee" I list Squeegee only because a dog named Squeegee would be f**in righteous.

    • brokeAss

      Yea, chive/chiver, or Murray, somewhere along the lines of that

    • sean

      Kasey (KC)

    • Ginjj

      Remington

    • E.KingGill

      Klondike

    • Zaq

      GRANDPA! So you can say, "Grandpa! Stop shitting in the kitchen".

    • rippy

      Napoleon

    • R J

      Definitely Frank.

    • Truemark

      Chorizo^^

    • ajr

      How about Chuck.. short for Chuck Norris… or even Norris
      Because no one will protect your house and your family better than Chuck Norris!

      KCCO!

      • goldfinger0957

        Only Liam Neeson names his new puppy Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Liam Neesons bitch.

    • Indema

      Sir Chester T Molester

    • Kirk

      K.O.C.O. (Cocoa because of the color)
      Keep On Chiving On

    • Kato

      Batman

    • Sid

      Sinatra…….Old Blue Eyes

    • Dylan

      THOR!!

    • MSNardi84

      KAY CEE (CO)

    • Warren

      He looks like a "Buster" to me

    • Lex_Luthor_II

      Neptune

    • CapitanSteve

      Cletus

    • Amber

      Achilles

    • Metz

      umm, Bill Murray is his name, it is his only name. Stoopid question.

    • FTC

      Marvin

    • Burgs

      Vader

    • Joe

      that dogs name is Blue.

    • ksweens

      Shadow.

    • KIKI

      Rasputin

    • allison

      Bowser

    • Adolph Oliver Bush

      Think its got a name by now, but ill throw my names out there. Askim, Deefer, or Kim Kardashian is a slob.

  • Jenny

    #8

    Great day to be a Chiver. Make us proud, Brendan!

    • Tiber_Septim

      Chive On Brendan!!

    • DrGarnicus

      When I first saw him on CNN, I saw the KEEP portion of the shirt. Came here on DAR to see in fact it was the military KCCO shirt! Now, I'm gonna wear my og green version this Friday to work!

    • Slick Willy

      Too awesome. Do you think the first thing he does after getting used to using these new hands and arms is to "stroke the salami"? Imagine the horror of not being able to do that…

    • emilymartin

      Watching his story on CBS right now. KCCO!

    • portland

      hello brother, i learned of your story today on the news when i saw a soilder with a KCCO shirt on. let me thank you personally for the enormous sacrifices you have made me and my fellow chivers. thank you sir. chive on!

    • Gerdblershmericer

      Only a matter of time before recovery now. Kill a brown person for us all when you get back to the war.

    • Gallus

      Brendan has already made us proud. Now its our turn to support him.

    • Allscool

      Thumbs up!!!

  • dean

    #13 oh man oh man

    • cec

      oh man!!!!!!!!!

      • Austin

        oh man!!!!!

    • snafu

      I am so glad your missing summer right now. Thank yo thank you!

  • OmahaDude

    #30 Who wouldn't want to be up on that ass? And then we have #38 (sigh)

  • Epitomizer

    John, your taking an awful risk, because when the DAR is late you leave me no choice other than to "scroll & roll" whilst in rush hour.

    Just fuckin' with ya, KCCO my friend.

    • Spelling Police

      you're* – as in "you are taking." "Your" is possessive. No one owns a "taking."

      • Epitomizer

        My most sincere apology, please allow me another attempt…

        YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

        Did I get that right, bitch?

        • Jimi Hendrix

          ^ Hero.

  • Riley

    Mandatory DAR, I can dig it.

  • acupofjoe

    Not for long. #51

    • Murph

      Good god, Chivette. CupofJoe, I'll race ya…

    • Ben

      all you have to do is let the chive what city you live in. bet you'll have 100 people looking for you in 5 minutes. the chive should start a chive dating site. and not piggyback on whatever shitty thing they have now

    • America

      For real. This chick probably had guys on bended knee after walking out of what ever building she broke up in

    • Guest

      What's the point of teasing us?

  • Lonely guy

    #51 I'm newly single as well

    • lookHereJack

      ha with the name lonely guy i dont thing you're "newly single"

      • Lonely Guy

        Ok just single

    • Internets

      Sorry I'm in a long term committed relationship with my hand.

  • Elle

    #50 Buckley!

    • Brian

      Owner of the Internet" cause that pic is about to be plastered all over it.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      As in… Jeff Buckley?

      • Elle

        No, truthfully did not know who that was until I Googled his name.

        • Elle

          The name Buckley just popped in my head when I saw the puppy

          • SmokeyTheBear

            In my opinion he is one of the best not very well known musicians of my generation (I'm 25). Listen to his cover of 'Hallelujah'.

            • Elle

              It's a good song. It's a little different from the other versions I've heard of that song. I'll have to keep listening to his other songs on Spotify

          • same page as elle

            not kidding at all… buckley is the first name that popped in my head too!! that is weird – i like ur style elle!!

            • Elle

              Great minds think alike!

    • Russ

      Murray…as in BFM

      • Elle

        Damn, wish I would've thought of that one!

        • blue_bronco

          Sarcasm

    • That Guy

      Dee-oh-gee
      or Ruff Hammington

    • JRW02

      Dakota

    • blue_bronco

      Brick Tamland

    • Chooch79

      Name him stain then when u call him it can be come stain.

    • Ryan

      CHEX… he has an "x" on his chest

    • Drebin

      How about Snickers? Everyone loves a dog named Snickers. Just kidding, that's totally gay.

    • Joey

      Heart Muncher !

  • Whoopi_G

    #46 Please get a hair cut asap!

    • Riel

      I think she has lovely hair … Oh I see

      • ChaosFghtr

        bahahahaha_

  • TheVanityScore

    #13 your winter ones are just as great

  • pedro

    #30 manta rays know whats up

    • brandon

      I didn't even notice the manta ray until you mentioned it.

    • Dave

      #30 is our chivette from this morning, Mandi McCoy.

      • Seriously

        Defly admiring these lovely titties but what kind of girl buys a bikini top like that???…

        • Hampsterstand

          Uh, a hot one?

  • BenCruz00

    #50 Winston

    • TheVanityScore

      name him Frodo TeaBaggins

    • Money Bags

      no sir Arctic for those cool, blue eyes you know you can trust me for i am money bags would a cool name like that let you down? i think not.

    • Jean K. Jean

      Bowser

    • Yuppp

      Name him The Dude

    • Gimletmike

      Fire. That way you will freak out the neighbors whenever you call him.

    • Chaosd

      Kaycee

    • superlambchops

      Mickey (as in blue eyes)

    • GeeROiD

      How about "Not tits, so I missed this picture"

    • John

      Peter Nincompoop

    • bryanole27

      Bill Fuckin Furry

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