F*ck (24 Photos)

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  • otto

    #2

    That will buff out, don't worry

  • hooray

    #19 LIKE A BOSS.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      i'd tape that little bastard in there and toss him to the cats. let god sort 'em out…

      CKTAM

    • ThatSucks

      Trapped like a rat.

  • Delicious Cabbage

    I've done every one of these things. I hate my life.

    • Groggy

      Dude, you've motor-scootered in foreign lands, owned a miniature elephant at one point, and lived through the Earth stopping its rotation and/or orbit.

      You've lived an INCREDIBLE life.

      • youwannaknow

        Don't forget climbing into the bird feeder to dine on bird seed.

  • Bongslinger

    My first fist!

    • otto

      You've failed, I"m sure it isn't your first time

    • Bongslinger

      Damn typo!

      • Jack Wagon

        Does that mean that you have been fisted for the first time? That happens sometimes when you smoke the bong too much bro

    • UFail

      Plus you weren't first, fool.

    • MonkeyMadness

      How bad does your pathetic life have to suck to think you are posting first and fail miserably?

  • Chuck Schick

    #1 why cut it, it's just a single serving anyway.

    • american fatass

      yup

    • Yuppp

      Fold it in half and chow down.

      • Geezer

        Perhaps it was meant to be divided up for a couple of youngsters

        • El_Hefe

          toss it in the middle of 'em… survival of the fittest

  • Mitch

    #16, Subject to fail at the simplest tasks for the rest of her life.

    • Chuck Schick

      But she will get her own reality show

  • Jmstan

    First!

  • tv_paul

    #8 Reminds me of the needle pit scene in SAW 2.

    • hey_cw

      Adt's #1 home defense.

    • hey_cw

      ADT's top selling line of home defense

  • bkibbs

    Quit stealing shit from pleated-jeans.com
    http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/01/25/well-now-

  • PB&J

    #11 This pepperoni tastes weird?

    • LeO

      I you meant to put #1 right?

  • SC chiver

    #17 why are you baking them anyway raw dough is the best

    • bekkison

      Cookie dough before cookies? Sorry, but that's a win!

    • Murph1908

      I see nothing wrong here. In fact, such an outcome might be my goal.

  • Huell

    #8 Worse than hot lava

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      "I'm not having a bath. You'll have to come and get me!"

  • crustybubblechunks

    #8 Bravest kid ever

  • sfb101

    #5 Story of my life.
    #8 Home Alone.
    #12 Well that's what you get with an inferior product.

  • Ishbar
  • Ishbar
  • TheBAMFinater

    #21 Flatten that F'ers tires.

    • TheVanityScore

      seriously i would be pissed. what kind of dumb ass does that

    • zinger

      and my friends think I'm weird for carrying a portable cutting torch in my backpack….

    • Amber

      So you cut his tires, then you… walk away and leave your bike till he comes to unlock it? In this case, the lock is locked around the main frame of his bike. I can't tell if the lock is through his front tire, but if it is, take his tire off and leave the bike LOL. Otherwise, balance the bike on your ride home.

  • Tombrady

    ^^ has been caught in a bird feeder. Sure bud. Also extra cookie dough is the bombdiggigty, no f bombs there.

    • TrueStory

      Go home Tom Brady, you're not in the Super Bowl.

  • Ishbar
  • Alpha_Dog

    #8
    Worse than walking across a bed of hot coals.

  • FL_Chivette

    #5 you must use your monkey moves to get over that
    #17 just eat the last one, its a cookie dough miracle left for you!

  • HatBomb

    #17 is not a problem, that's a blessing! Raw cookie dough for the win!

    • MonkeyMadness

      My cookie dough never makes it to the oven.

  • ninjaturtle

    #17 How is this a fail? You always eat one raw one.

  • NIC_noK

    #7 Must have been Monday.

  • Sydtrolls

    #20 what game is this?

    • Jason Brody

      Far Cry 3

    • Lint

      Farcry 3 I'd guess

    • Justice

      Far Cry 3 I believe

    • HumpDan

      Definitely not Far Cry 3.

    • Jesus Christ

      Far Cry 2 methinks.

    • halfsmoke00

      Looks photo shopped.

    • Erich

      BattleToads.

    • cscas

      Best. Game. Ever.

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