Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • LeO

    #32
    Nice ass ❤

    • miles.v

      Shopped the original picture can be found there http://www.gecce.com/foto-galeri/kelly-brook-tati

      • LeO

        The original looks good too 🙂

        • Guest

          Agreed.

      • vennexx

        looks better than shopped.

    •    

      You know, if we keep complimenting these unrealistic giant shopped asses, butt implants will become even more ridiculously huge than breast implants.

      • ATB

        Somehow, I think I'm ok with that.

        • John

          Gues you never felt butt implants.

    • Erin1122

      This is dumb but how do you get a GIF into a comment you're making?

    • DrGarnicus

      If that were real, she'd be the Denise Milani equivalent for the butt

  • maclean

    #19 Best. Dad. Ever!

  • LeO

    #15
    Must. Not. Make. Noise.

    • Del

      Stupid people are funny

    • RDJr

      Never go full retard.

      • tropic

        We lost! We Fucking super lost man!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Looks as if his hand was smashed pretty good too.

      • ouch

        If you look closely, you can see his face smash into the metal bar.

    • Inspector Gadget

      Mentos, The Freshmaker!

    • Bob

      serves him right

    • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

      I'm already square with my admission that I have some kernel of pure evil buried deep down. Well that kernel caused me to smile in satisfaction at this.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #22 I could watch this all day

    • Chris

      HOW IS THAT??

    • Shazam

      She likes British guys, I'm in with a shot!

    • George Zip

      Y'know Rusty – may I call you Rusty? – that's one thing Safari (Mac) is really good for; I've added the gif and every time I think, I'd like to see someone in a tight wet t-shirt start to rise out of a pool, I just tap the Dashboard key and there she is.

      So maybe I will be watching her all day. Maybe.

      • RD1026
        • Corsair

          You sir, are a god among men

    • ThatGuy
    • Simply Joe

      If I had a dollar for every time I could fap to this I'd be a rich man……with a zinc deficiency

  • Tiber_Septim

    #13 awesome great work , never easy but always worth it in so many ways, congrats!

    • MXM

      she's doing it right!

    • windowlicker

      This is funny because you noticed that she lost 40 pounds and now is not so heavy like the pig on the pig that you noticed in another grouping of funny photos. LOL!! Keep up your comments! They make me LOL!! LOL!

      • Pat

        what the hell are you talking about

    • Chaosd

      I think I'm in love. Great job girl, keep it up.

    • Kassie

      She lost 40 lbs of "weight." I find it funny that whomever wrote the caption felt it necessary to include that it was weight that she lost. what else could you loose 40 lbs of?

      • Rahm Emanuel

        a big ass freaking baby?

  • ggreg

    Slideshow! Bob! I geddit.

  • ajr

    #20
    I'm a little upset I can't marry JJ watts either… I mean have you seen this guys vertical?!?!

    • Murph1908

      No, but I am sure the guys in the Texans locker room have.

    • Curly85

      I like him 🙂

    • Forward

      Way to represent J.J., On Wisconsin

  • boob_cuddler

    #22 niiiiiceeeee.

  • MattKL

    #22 #32 Sweet Jesus.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #22 great mermaids of the deep, she's incredible Update: I found her, Victoria Moore from the U.K.

    • RussellNash

      Thank you very much for the link! Girl is gorgeous indeed but music is AWSOME! Just bought it 🙂

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Have a pint on me Tiber! Nice find.

    • windowlicker

      This is funny because she is in the water and you called her a mermaid then you found her on youtube to make it funnier! Keep up the good work! Great job!! LOL!

    • lame

      thank you for your service

  • Moknowsbest

    #22 okay chive hurry up and find her…I MUST HAVE MOAR!!!!!!!!!!

    • penguin slayer

      victoria moore

  • Texas

    #19 dad of the year. On a side note, it's 2 AM, I'm drunk, and on the chive. Life reevaluation?

    • ThatJoshGuy

      nah.

    • umyeah

      your doing it right

    • MacGuyver

      The time stamp on your post says 8am. Weird.

  • Tokey the Bear

    #22 #35
    Moar!
    Kinda defeats the purpose doesn't it? awesome none the less however

    • KyleGamgee

      #35, yeah, spend it – then give someone a different $20

      A technicality sure, but a meaningful one.

  • monsieurloti

    #8
    Notice how the head goes back and to the left.

    Back and to the left.

    That sniper must have been on that grassy knoll.

  • Joe

    #19 Best. Son. Ever.

  • maboze1x

    #22 Gifs like this make me mad! I would like to pause, see more…. But I can't!

    • Tiber_Septim



      you're welcome

      • maboze1x

        You must be an angel! 🙂

      • mopar_man

        You are my new hero. Thank you, sir.

        • Tiber_Septim

          you are most welcome, Chive On!

        • Jen

          im a straight chick and i watched that whole thing in a daze. she is so hot. and i need her plastic surgeons info.

      • Canucks_Rule

        when a hero comes along…..

  • carl

    #20 this kid just learned that if you cry and make a scene you will get what you want

    • carls better half

      no, it did not – or is it married to the guy now?

    • Child Please

      That's what you gathered? Not that an NFL player was cool enough to make this kid's day?

      Forget glass half empty. Carl doesn't even own a glass.

    • Red

      Carl, you ass bite. What the kid learned is that every once in a while, one of our stars can come down of the pedistool that we put them on, and make a little girl happy. With so much suck in society these days, why wouldn't you celebrate this fine gesture?

  • ricardo

    #29 he designed that himself at haverty's

  • Nathan

    #26 Human Centipede: Pretty sure you're doing it wrong..

    • tralfaz

      Quuuuuuuuade?

    • Child Please

      Pretty sure wrong is the only option when concerning human centipedes

  • jasgat66

    #20
    Heard him on the radio today… The girls Mom and JJ had it all planned out… He initiated it.. The girl thought she was going on a stadium tour and he surprised her and asked her to be his wife for the day.. Gave her a white jersey as a bridal grown…
    With athletes messing up all the time it's great to see a stand up guy…

    WELL DONE

    • rock

      Call him MegaSanta.

      Texans defensive end J.J. Watt was by himself for Christmas – at first. His family had visited from Wisconsin and left town on Sunday after celebrating Christmas early with him in Houston the previous Friday.

      Watt decided to pass the time by playing a 6-5, 295-pound version of Santa Claus. Wearing a Santa hat and street clothes, the second-year star and likely NFL Defensive Player of the Year made impromptu visits all over Houston on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Watt went to a children’s hospital, local fire stations, the tragedy-stricken Bellaire Police Department, even a random fan’s house. And he did it all alone, unannounced and with no media or publicity.

      It started on Christmas Eve. Watt visited a local children’s hospital and stayed for about two hours. He may have been there longer had he not gotten held up at a local Academy Sports Outdoors on his way there as he went to buy gifts for the children he was about to visit.

    • rock

      “Our fans are great, but it makes it hard to go shopping,” Watt said, smiling, on Wednesday in the Texans’ locker room. “That was a lot of fun. I knew I was going to be by myself on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a kid in the hospital on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, so I just wanted to go and see if I could spread some cheer whatsoever. Those were some special moments. Those kids’ smiles were unbelievable.”

      On Christmas Day, Watt was at home by himself and browsing through Twitter on his cell phone. He was moved by the countless tweets he saw from fans with photos of themselves getting a J.J. Watt jersey, T-shirt or Fathead for Christmas.

      “It was pretty cool for me to look through Twitter and see the pictures of people opening up 99 jerseys and everybody getting excited,” Watt said. “I was reading through some of the comments, and people were kind of sad they didn’t get ‘em. One fan said, ‘Your jersey’s sold out everywhere; I can’t find it.’ So I just randomly picked them out and said, ‘Send me your address and I’ll send you something better than a jersey,’ and attached a picture of my cleats and gloves.”

      That fan, 19-year-old Maria Barron, couldn’t believe it as she saw Watt follow her on Twitter and tweet at her.

      “My siblings and I wanted to get our older brother, Alex, a J.J. Watt jersey for Christmas, but with the Texans doing so well, we couldn’t find one,” Barron said Thursday via e-mail. “Christmas morning, I was still feeling bad that we couldn’t get Alex the jersey, so I tweeted to J.J. Watt with hope but didn’t really expect him to reply. I screamed when he followed me and showed my siblings.”

      Maria was so excited that she didn’t even notice Watt had included a picture of his gear until her brother Alex pointed it out to her.

      “My sister, Alma, was joking that he would hand-deliver the cleats and gloves,” Maria said. “We all assumed that he would send them in the mail.”

      Watt then started driving around town to make several special Christmas visits. He showed up unannounced at several fire stations. He also stopped by the Bellaire Police Department, whose corporal Jimmie Norman was murdered in the line of duty on Christmas Eve.

      “I wanted to pay my respect at the police department for the officer who was killed and drop off some cleats,” Watt said. “And my dad’s a firefighter, so I know what it’s like to be a firefighter on Christmas and be away from your family. I was really lucky. The fire departments gave me some great food. Those guys know how to cook.”

      Since Barron’s address was in Houston and he was already driving around, Watt decided it would be easy enough to drop off the gear to her in person. Without any advance notice, he proceeded to drive to her house and pull up outside the front yard.

      Recounts Barron:

      “My siblings and I were inside watching ‘Community.’ My mom and aunt were outside. He asked my mom if I was home. She thought J.J. was a friend from College Station. She walked in and told me there was a guy outside. My siblings all looked at each other wondering, and then she added that he was holding some shoes.

      “I thought it would be a Texans representative, but when I walked outside, I was speechless. J.J. Watt was standing in my lawn!”

      Watt stayed at the Barrons’ house for about half an hour. He waited there for a couple of Maria’s friends, huge Texans fans, to show up after she called them and said Watt was at her house. He posed for pictures and signed autographs as he sat in their living room. Maria said she and her family and friends were “all so speechless, so J.J. did a lot of the talking,” asking them what they got for Christmas and telling them about his day.

      “We took pictures and talked for a little bit, just having some fun,” Watt said. “They just kept saying, ‘I can’t believe you’re in our house; I can’t believe you’re here. We’re such big fans.’ They said it was really cool to see an athlete and a celebrity who would do something like that. I said, ‘There’s a lot of us out there, but the good stuff doesn’t always get the publicity.’ It was a really, really cool experience for me, and I had a lot of fun. It was really special to be able to give on Christmas instead of to receive.”

      Said Barron: “Something so small as J.J. following me on Twitter meant a lot to me, so words cannot explain how thankful we were to have such an amazing athlete visit us on Christmas day. It was a true Christmas miracle.”

      Asked about his impromptu visits to the Barrons and elsewhere, Watt smiled and said he was “trying to spread the Christmas joy.”

      “Like they say, giving always feels better than receiving,” he said. “That’s definitely true.”

  • AnItalianChiver

    #5 enough of this shit…

  • Mike re

    #32. Damn gurl ill do your taxes!

  • supertripodman

    #22 I keep watching it, hoping for a different outcome.

    • Samknox




      you're welcome…

  • Destroyer5487

    #35 Donate the fucking money instead of passing it on to some rich american kid!!!

    • PITFU

      You go donate! Don't tell someone what do do with their money and don't assume to know so much!

    • jasgat66

      Destoyer

      You just don't fucking get it do you?

      • Berty

        Im all about the chive charities and helping people in need but I certainly do not need to see two dudes giving each other 20 bucks every fucking day of the week.

      • A. Jackson

        I guess I don't get it either. What's the point of getting the $20 if you're just going to save it to give to the next guy, and so on and so on. It may as well just be a Christmas fruitcake getting re-gifted in perpetuity. The gesture eventually loses meaning and ends up becoming an unwanted duty you feel obligated to fulfill..

        • upinya

          Eventually it will be funneled to some bartender.

          If I lose my job, I'm gettin a KCCO shirt and start slingin drinks.

      • Dr. Sitaredes

        jasgat66 – Did you have a straight face when you typed that? Hahahaha. What a loser you are!

        • jasgat66

          Hey Dr. Douche…. He's under no obligation to give keep passing on the $20… Hell I would go and take it and buy some lunch for my Girlfriend and I… I think the point being is that eventually you pay it forward in your own way to someone else. One day I was at a drive thru at Del Taco.. When I got up to the window the guy told me that the car in front of me bought my meal and all they asked was that one day I pay it forward.. About a week later I did the same thing.. Not sure if the person ever did pay it forward and I could really care.. but I held my end of the deal and felt good about it.
          If people don't want to pay it forward then it's really their call and they're under no obligation.. I jut take offense to the comment that this "rich American kid" crack . Obviously he's a student in ROTC and probably not rich but could use the $$. If that's the case then spend it and pay it forward another way..
          Fuck I need a beer…

  • Jezza67

    #1 Due to the stupidly expensive cable in Australia and commercial TV's obsession with reality tv, I can (among dozens of other cool and kind things) thank the Chive for introducing me to (deep breath) Arrested Development, Archer, Parks and Rec, Community, The Princess Bride (see picture above), Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Trailer Park Boys, The Shield, The Wire, Breaking Bad and other great shows.

    Keep it up Chive.

    • davo

      congratulations! you become an internet sheep!

    • arTee

      … and bewbs, and cats.

    • Frank

      You are thanking the Chive for shows that have been on and/or off the air for years? What kind of fucking pathetic life to you live that you have to rely on a reddit-wanna-be for your entertainment? For that kind of fix got to imdb.com.

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