Yesterday, you watched the Super Bowl. In Japan, they did this. (Video)

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It’s the celebration of Setsubun, and it makes perfect sense.

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    • Mr.Magoo

      They're preparing for Godzilla

  • @andwordscomeout

    I didn't watch the Super Bowl. I did, however, drown in a pool of my own semen while watching seven straight hours of Gossip Girl…all the while wondering if Blake Lively and Taylor Momsen ever got drunk in their trailer together and made "tacos".

    • Mike

      I bet you were really thinking about this joke and just knew that it was going to be the funniest thing to hit the chive since cats reading newpapers. Bad luck with the whole failing at that.

      • @andwordscomeout

        Good job on putting me in my place. I've learned my lesson and will live everyday henceforth peeling that onion of a statement, finding ever deeper meaning and someday, God willing, be able to tell my children that the man they love is, in fact, all due to MIKE. Thanks, brah. Eat a dick.

  • fiddlemethisbatman

    does one kid has sponge bob on his head, damn refs need to call pass interference in the end zone, so what if its close to the end of the game. GOLD RUSH. ps thats the 10th time i spelled interference in a row without spell check. 11 times yeah yeah. i could so do the century challenge.

    • Huh?

      Go home fiddlemethisbatman, you're drunk

  • mrmostlymittens

    Japan is a magical place :)

  • thechevron

    no, only americans watched the super bowl. The rest of us don't care.

    • AnItalianChiver

      I watched the Super Bowl.. What's your point?

      • thechevron

        that the rest of us don't care. I wrote that already

        • kornhole

          try shaving and bleaching your butthole; you;ll feel snd look much better

          • Rugme

            they do that for rugby don't they? So the grappling is a pleasurable experience?

  • Drink it all up!

    Interesting… So you say that you put the lime in the coconut?

    • banananah

      you drank em both up

  • Iggy pop

    I wish I dressed up as a monk and threw shit and demons in school. Duck duck goose has nothing on this!

    • Iggy pop

      *at demons

  • Ben

    Yup. That's why I live in Japan. God do I love scaring kids…

    • Mikey D

      How else are they going to grow up to write tentacle porn.

  • not a jap

    friggin japs.. L.O.L. dey crazy!

  • Zachary

    those beans were defective, those evil spirits were totally not chased away..^_^

  • Canucks_Rule

    the schoolgirl thing starts early there huh?

  • Aphrodite


  • OhioChiver

    Wtf was that shit?!

    • Megan

      worshipping the birthday of a baby with a virgin mother then a few months later celebrating his rise from the dead. totally normal.

  • Visitohr

    Oh yes, this is weird, dressing up on halloween and carving out pumpkins and shit makes a lot more sense.

    • Wino

      Agreed… A bunny that hides baskets of candy and money filled plastic eggs and a fat man who lives with elves and brings presents on a magic sleigh is much less strange. We all have odd traditions, let's not judge.

  • yermon

    too cute

  • David

    aww soo cute, all kids should be asian

  • Paul

    And Western kids are sometimes scared of a friendly bearded guy in a red suit.

  • Kris

    I think I prefer Krampus more

    • Gues

      Ha ha ha amazing sir

  • Tim

    So this is why every 10 year old Japanese girl winds up fighting monsters…

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