Daily Afternoon Randomness (53 Photos)

  • Canadastani


    • ThisGuySays

      So sick of pictures like #11. There is absolutely NO legitimacy behind any of them.

      • Hithere

        Exactly!! Have been to the jellyfish bar?!? The most expensive thin on the menu is $27 steak!! You know how much steak you'd have to eat to 240 bucks at this place?!? I can see you tipping 100% at a place like jacksons steakhouse, but not this place. I call BS.

  • Tyler Durden

    This is just to cockblock anyone who was gonna go "First!"

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Easy on the steroids there champ!

      – the one you love to hate

      • fng

        But dont go easy on my meat stick their Paula

        • Spelling Police

          *there – stay in school.

  • Justin Cider

    #53 nice ending!!

    • Vez

      Find Her!!!

  • E Tex

    #16 Great!!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    fi…FI..f..RS T th !!!1!!!!

    – Fan testimonial: "BTW, how does one post a comment late and leapfrop to the top of the comment area without being an insider Paula?? – HOOK_the_LEGEND"

    • No_Filter_HOOK

      Paula, my offer of "Heels to Highlights" still stands….Perhaps??

    • Esr0d

      Shit. You're still alive?

  • PDiddily420

    The GIF that keeps on giving!!


  • chivecitybitch

    #16 all day

  • Truth


    • ekgraider

      Ok I will be up there Thursday the 21st. Make it happen!!! We will start at the tilted kilt.

      • YOYO

        I'm game…live downtown

    • Jethro

      High five to my Denver chivers. Meet up in ATX (6th St) on march 15 & 16!

    • Spelling Police

      What, no love for the Springs?

      • ekgraider

        I think there are only three of us down here

      • https://www.facebook.com/subrock4734 Greg Zebrowski

        You mean all the Holy Rollers down there haven't banned the Chive yet? come on.. its not that long of a drive from the springs to LODO.

    • Stu

      Denver need to happen asap!!! #46 from denver!

  • Chrisj




      man you're a dumb douchebag

    • jamie

      Are you really this much of a Fucktard ?

  • Markoda

    #30 This is the opposite of junk in the trunk, Chive.

    • OmahaDude

      Crap beer, but a fit bird

  • NeedleFapper

    #4 and #53, just DAMN!

  • KAJ

    #14 Come to CO and share with me??

    • derp

      Damn right she has one.

  • whodat

    #30 way better than a trunk monkey

    • IamThat

      Drunk trunk flunkie > trunk monkey.. makes sense to me

  • No_Filter_HOOK

    #28 sweet,sexy,and lean..

    • TreyD

      I was hoping you all were busy making more shirts, tens and tens of people got some today

    • Ames Chiver

      Coolest thing he's ever done.

    • dr. claw

      brianna frost

      • Shoofly

        Yup. Look her up on xnxx.com, she does some really naughty stuff on there.

      • tom g

        she takes all her clothes off. a lot.

      • Chad

        she went to my high school..real name is brianna hogan

    • RobTalk


  • http://twitter.com/ThomyGold @ThomyGold

    #22 The pope looks like he is already spending his pension

    • Brian

      molestation of children is really funny. Not a day goes by that Chive doesn't put some pic suggesting molestation. I am sure all the victims out there appreciate the humor.

      • You suck Brian

        Woh woh wohhhhh

      • Yeahhh

        Relax penis wrinkle.

      • Epitomizer

        If your do opposed to chive content, why are you here everyday to look at it?

        • DaveF

          In the hope that he'll see a pic suggesting child molestation.

      • Fortune Teller

        Please die. Seriously, kill yourself.

    • matt

      Haha nice

  • halfassed911

    nope, he'll just shoot you

    • OmahaDude

      Bellevue, NE. If I remember right, they actually fired him for his morbid obesity, and he then sued and won his job back. Still is fat…

      • Telephone Man

        Lost a bunch of the weight. Still on disability. City doesn't know what to do with him because the Chief of Police resigned under duress before his case was dealt with.

      • 1 Dozen Jelly Filled

        Common Sense: The man is too obese to do his job. Labor Law / Unions, et.al.: There is no rule stating that you can't be grossly obese and unable to function. Return this poor man to his job. UnFUCKINGbelievable.

    • sixdeadelves

      just push him over and walk away, no need to run

      • blackrabbit

        You ain't faster than a radio.

    • Fortune Teller

      It's rumored that he hasn't seen his 'piece' in years.

    • Sully

      And yet they will fire a flight attendant or cheerleader for gaining a couple of pounds. 'Merica!

  • Boobman

    #7 made my day!!!

    • WalterSobchak_

      Chive you know what to do, find and moar.

    • Notknowing

      Agreed. Need moar of her squishy. Find her!

    • ktmsandwitch

      Im in love

    • Karl


    • George

      Her name is Irene Nell, she's from South Africa. Here is her Twitter, you're welcome. https://twitter.com/IreneNell

  • http://twitter.com/3WolfNight @3WolfNight





    • Blake

      So glad #43 circled the gondola with the guys on it, or I never woulda figured it out

    • Ammnesia


  • rooster

    Yeah, that should work….

  • r1rider

    #14 simply stunning. Thank you

    • Blue bronco

      Where she from?

      • LoyalLAChiver


      • She's from


  • Whoopi_G

    #50 Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

    • NIXem

      the wiener is being held up for to shot 😉

      • stopspyingonme

        i understanded words your all of them. Sentence is yay!

        • Fortune Teller


    • Dean

      Loving this new trend

    • Teddy Roxspin

      Now this is sexy!!! God Damn that shower door is lucky!

    • thebeefinjector

      THAT! is amazing….

    • portland

      #50 you miss have one fantastic ass! bravo

    • TxChiver

      Now I just hope she's a Chivette and not a random pulled picture from the Internet

    • LloydXmas

      My new work desktop background!

  • DDD

    #26 And you are AWESOME

    • Guest

      Absolutely. The winner, hands down.

      Rock on, little chivette.

  • Harry Balasagna

    #10 wow…

    • thebeefinjector

      She has got it all…. MOAR PLEASE!

      • Fred

        Bored at work, or bored at home? Nice wedding ring…

    • Just sayin'

      Marry ME!

  • chive?

    #50 i love you

    • SOSteppenwolf

      And the "chivettes" just got shown up.

  • MJK


    Something is missing here…

    • 15Weight

      It's your picture. Case Closed.

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