Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

Paula Deen????? #30

#16 school logic let's give this pot head all day with nothing to do. What to do what to do, I know smoke more pot all day. Great job schools great job you are the problem. How bout tying up his after school time with activities. You people are college educated and I'm just a drop out. What do I know

#34 for the love of God, please give all of us MOARRRRRRRRR.

A couple of weeks ago I was walking around on the Plaza in KC and I found three dollar bills blowing around across the street from where that homeless guy in #14 usually sits. I gave them to him. Immediately a security guy (standing there for just this reason) jumped out and insisted I take a flyer and listen to his lecture on not giving money to homeless people. Irritated me, so I gave him another 5 dollars. (which really pissed off the guard).

#26 St. John's, NL! Miss my second home!

#34 Ladies, the bar has been set. Now send your feety PJ pics please.

#28 they must be from the ministry of silly walks

#25 Harlem Shake? xD

#28

An animal may shake, lengthen, or spread out its ornament in order to get the attention of the opposite sex, which will in turn choose the most attractive one.

#16 Decisions Decisions. Should I keep smoking weed and become a lazy, worthless person who relies on the government to help me pay my way through life. Or……………….do I pull my head out of my ass, quit smoking weed and become a responsible, accountable, productive member of society,

#34 is a man!? with boobs? or a woman with man hands?

#4 Every bikini top should be built this way–no exceptions.

#34 great pj's unzip it more and do a Burned It Thursday THANKS for sharing <3

#9 #24 i want that! Of course imma need milk #15

#13 faith in humanity restored

Right, so, riddle me this Chive. My friend, who uses the free version of the iPhone app can see GIFs on her phone, but I, who paid for the app from the very beginning, cannot? Explain yourselves.

Holy hell! I had #8 as my biology professor at Texas State… Totally the type of guy to do something crazy like that!

#8 Welcome to Mathematics 440…. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

#8
I wouldn't fall asleep in his class..

#23 there's no way yao ming weights 6,311 lbs

#28
Nice to see the Minister of Silly Walks' training has been paying off.

#33. Did she turn you down or something? Lotta hate for a chick you don't know. T-Sizzle is doing the same shit famous guys do all the time, yet they're considered "the man" etc.

#17

Because sexual assault is funny?

#7- I would totally do this to my drums just to give me the satisfaction of beating the shit out of his face for hours at a time. But then again, I won't actually do it because A) I don't want his name in my Google image search history and B) I'm not going to waste my paper printing out multiple pictures of his face.

Sound concept, though. A+ for effort.

sounds to me like #16 won twice, got stoned and time out of school. Cannabis is hardly a bad thing.