Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Brian

    #2, #3

    Mila will always make Monday better.

    Oh, and #46

    • thatguy

      Mila has kind of a Kaley Cuoco thing going on here…and that's…pretty cool…

    • Yuppp

      Really Mila, Ashton Kutchar?

      • Every Guy

        Truly, he is an unfunny talentless twit with an oedipus complex.

    • og long nut

      mmm i love me some colorado chivettes

      • Mick Taylor

        Except she is a filthy smoker.

        • Frans

          To be fair, that kinda looks like a joint. And that makes it ok. 🙂

        • Pretty Smile

          Don't be that guy……..

  • Hello

    I once ate peanut butter in the dark

    • http://twitter.com/MylesMcCollum @MylesMcCollum

      did you get it in your pubes? if so, I know an easy way to get it out. Hit me up.

      • Bilbo TeaBaggins

        Does it involve Jethro from #16 ?

  • Brofessor

    Not first!!

  • sithney

    #1 Brevard zoo…fucking giraffes. Those assholes never come out for me.

    • bighuntin

      Haha me either dont feel bad

    • slim

      I love that place, you just have to know how to speak giraffe, or just buy them cracker things to feed them. I want to take the sloths and the little Florida key deer home with me, but it turns out they frown upon those sort of actions.

    • gottasaywa

      Seriously wondering why you want to be opened up to by gay giraffes…

      • http://facebook.com/kccohockey kcco hockey

        Love the kayak trip around the zoo and the new ziplines they put in brevard zoo is nice until you pay a $1 for a singla damn graham cracker and the wife wants to make sure the giant animal isnt hungry when she leaves

        • Mike K.

          Thought that was Brevard Zoo 🙂 Zip lines, you say? Awesome, going in May (I'm a Brit), will check those out and feed a giraffe (not a euphemism)

    • Chivejunkie

      I bet the giraffe would be all over you if you were cute as here.

  • Josh

    Josh loves early DAR

  • Jdub Ottawa

    Did you guys just post that at 4:20??

    • kranick

      Only 1:20 in Cali soo no

      • fng

        And only 12:20 here in Alaska

        • Jimmy Buffett

          And 5 o'clock somewhere.

          • Yep

            tomorrow in afghanistan…

      • Jdub ottawa

        Lol….fuck you

  • LIAR

    Quick post a comment to get on the front page b4 you scroll the DAR!!!!!!

    • Will

      It is true people, that's what I did. No one can seriously tell me that you honestly scrolled the DAR to enjoy it. You picked a random picture and commented in the hopes of getting internet points. It's not a bad thing, hell, I do it, but it's the truth and you know it.

      • FunKiller

        I scrolled, enjoyed it, then posted a comment……I'm towards the bottom of the page, but it IS possible.

      • Howdy

        *you're….wait….oh forget it I MADE THE FIRST PAGE TOO

  • p1ll

    #21 WTF

    • StevieB

      I thought similar; WITAF: What in the Actual Fuck?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      You can't always find a baby-sitter

    • Big Kate W

      Draw me like one of your French girls.

    • cerebros

      #21 what a real wholesome woman, we need MOAR of this beauty,,,no extra sandwiches needed here.

  • Barrymackokener

    *Rick Ross Grunt*

  • Big Joe

    #26 damn girl, why did you stop?

    • Interneter

      That's a dude, bro.

      • GrayDog

        Describes self as a female on Model Mayhem. Briana Barela.

      • Big Joe

        Well that dudes got great cans.

    • OmahaDude

      High maintenance duck face bitch is high maintenance…#29 is ok in my book though

    • Brian

      A dude? Maybe, maybe not. A high maintenance pain in the ass either way? No doubt.

  • Dr. Bryant


    If the Twitter chatter is correct, it's a Chivette with CRPS (Complex Regional Pain Syndrome). I can't think of a disease more in need of the spotlight than this. Chive stepping up again

    • Der Freischütz

      And we will always be there to step up.

    • Guse

      I've never heard of CRPS before, but now I've looked it up and it sounds completely awful.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      let's bring it.


    • nhvwguy

      What do we need to do to help this chivette?

    • Amber

      I saw this video…

      …where the patient is able to recognize what part of his brain is causing the pain and to be able to consciously and purposefully reduce the pain (something like 40-60% relief in some patients)

  • Frank

    Early DAR!!!! It makes my friggen day!

  • FunKiller

    So how many of you hurt your neck trying to see this Chivette's face? #30

    • Mr.M

      Save –>> open –>> Rotate! Simples !

      • Irish

        Oh yea…….the face. Huh.

  • doublemeat

    #48 – I want to just keep staring at this so bad, but I'm here at work… 😦

    • WalterSobchak_

      moar please

      • tralfaz

        Pretty sure that is Violaceous. http://tapiture.com/violaceous

        • That guy

          Nah Violaceous is a lot chubbier, this girl is in amazing shape from not playing WoW all day and having a life

          • brian larter

            can you be a biigger douche?

            • http://www.facebook.com/marcjwrzphoto marcjwrz

              probably. douchebags seem to have exponential douchebaggery.

    • Baxpin

      Because squishy

    • kenk85

      excuse me.. can you hold the camera with both hands please? thanks..

  • Kcruz09

    #23, chivers and chivettes… we got this.

    • Red

      No doubt. Bring it.

  • dumpster

    festive dump time??

  • Stick

    Chive, stop trying to get me arrested

    • SOSteppenwolf

      #17 – take it all!

    • Smitty

      If it wasn't for the brunette hair, I'd say it's Taylor Swift trying to fill that hole in her life.

    • NascarJoey

      Danica? Yer doin' it wrong.

    • PianoFingers
      • hawtstuff

        I don't even think horses have the gear to go spelunking in that cave.

    • Beane666

      Is this…a parking meter violation?

  • Jeremy Cox

    #39 Before he was a wrestler, The Rock pursued his dreams of being a square.

    • shinystuffrocks

      Well, it WAS pretty hip at the time…

  • fire

    #12 thats no longer softsoap on the counter….

  • Interneter

    #39 Bro, did you even lift?

    • VERY original


    • Tony

      I cant even imagine being that big in grade 9 and 10

    • savagecabbage

      are people gonna stop with that ever?

  • boylightning

    A couple of good ways to get high!

    • https://www.facebook.com/larsgrater Lars Grater

      i wonder if she is in boulder

    • Ben Dover

      Ummm, keep submitting.. You're sexy!

  • whyme1973

    #12 #15 #29 #48 Mother of God.

    • dave

      how does the captain just keep getting coffe

    • Do0zer

      #29 Stripper bathrooms/lockers are easy to spot!

  • JohnnyChingas

    #13 Who the hell wears Crocs…with socks of all things?

  • gmen

    #47 whoa

    • MattKL

      The universe is pretty amazing sometimes.

  • thederwood

    More #48 please. She's awful purdy!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Those fun bags look familiar

    • Guest

      You can't even see her face…

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