Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Saj

    1st

    • stogeybytheway

      …..thats what she "doesn't" want you to say.

      • http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

        clearly there's no she around for him

  • deek

    #6 they see me rollin'

    • stogeybytheway

      I think you meant #5 man…

    • Fenrir

      She looks like Melissa Rauch (TBBT's Bernadette)

      • IrishMan

        Maybe that's why she looks so familiar. Though I assumed porn.

  • Mmmm...

    Happy presidents day, make sure you hug a hippie today it will bring you good luck throughout the year

    • fuck off

      Happy presidents day, make sure you punch a hippie today it will bring you good luck throughout the year

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #13 looks like the website should've been govag instead of veg in this case. I don't hate it..

    • jasonB

      Wow. Two chicks making out……about as edgy as a bowling ball.
      Dear PETA, find a new schtick.

    • hmm

      that is a couple of Vagitarians

    • NikkeD

      seriously though, what does this have to do with peta? They aren't a campaign for gay rights… and no matter how hard they try, sex doesn't sell enough to make me give up a fat juicy steak..

    • David

      and all this time I thought vegetarians DIDN'T eat meat?

      • DickFister

        Looks like they are going to indulge in some taco salad

    • crusher44x

      It makes no since. How can they be great lovers if they cannot eat meat?

      • Anomanom

        Seconded for truth!

      • crusher44x

        I am such a retard. "Sense" not since….

    • Hampsterstand

      Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Chilbo

    #4 Do you even lift bro? oh…

    • Jimi Hendrix

      Am I the only one who noticed how badly photo-shopped that picture is?

      • Greg

        Well no shit its photo-shopped. It's still a funny picture. Isn't this whole site dedicated to people with a good sense of humor?

        • Dayna

          no! jokes suck

          so does sarcasm

  • http://twitter.com/BillyWessels @BillyWessels

    #5 This is how I want to be doing my prune juice shopping in 50 years.

  • MattKL

    #30 "What devilry is this?!"

  • kenk85

    #35 MOAR!! with less on if possible.. just sayin..

  • Dan Dierdorf

    #6 Can I get an AMEN!

    • Bubba

      AMEN!

    • Child Please

      Can I get a hot tub?!

    • Captain Chauvinist

      Can I get a BJ? And I wanna see dem titties

  • myself

    #8 Why go to a big ass con and pay through the nose to stay there and blow 2 hours on that?

    • StevieB

      To meet people with similar interests. Besides, have you SEEN how cute female cosplayers can get??

  • aussie aussie aussie

    #8 Sheldon is that you…?

    • FunKiller

      ……bazinga…….

  • Lurker

    #6 Moar pls!

  • moses

    #6, #35, … quiero mas!

  • whoops

    #35 jaw –> floor.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #9 King of the Friendzone right here

    • Alex_5280

      I don't know if "king" is a big enough word……we have have found the source of friendzoning…..

    • SOSteppenwolf

      #9 – Dude, you gotta stop…

    • Allan in Alberta

      Maybe I'm missing something, but she refers to the guy as "bro", so I presume he is her brother. Dudes, not girls, call their friends "bro", as far as I know. Still, I'd have to be one rich-assed mofo to buy my sister all that shit (I wouldn't buy my wife all that shit, unless she started a conversation with "I've been thinking about a 3 way with this hot chick from work….."

  • Tiber_Septim

    #17 you know how I know it is not a god day?

    • Trav1121

      Cuz it is Monday, not Sunday?

      • Tiber_Septim

        I meant to say good day. damn typos

        • Hrdwood

          Well brother, if you don't have God in your heart, you're likely to run into walls too… just sayin'.

  • Edmonton

    #20 lol fat shit cat

    • JPK

      His name isn't Fat Shit Cat! It's Meatball!

  • CD3

    #6 tig ol bitties

  • Bay

    #13 Exhibit A: Guy in yellow performing the good ole waistband tuck.

  • Kris

    We need a whole lot more of #6

  • Alex

    Taking a shit and DMAing… Chive on!

  • Scott

    #18
    Gotta get that Powerball ticket in before they close….

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Yeah, I 'll just pay the damages later after I win

  • Tim

    #31
    3 tickets to Justin Bieber, and one who dodged the bullet?

  • Simplesam

    #19 i need to print off a bunch of these for my work!! Maybe it will make a difference..

    • hugh.m@rshall.us

      Sorry for wanting to look at shit before I buy it.

    • mikeb

      That's what they fucking pay you for, lazy prick

    • halfsmoke00

      Perhaps if some were left unfolded on a display people wouldnt have to unfold them to see whats printed on them.

    • ordinarychaos

      Yeah, don't you just hate it when people make you do the job that you're paid to do?

    • axel

      these people are haters! im gonna do the same thing.. then maybe they will stop pulling all the shirts apart.. maybe

    • JasperOreo

      Wow looks like none of these asshole commenters have ever worked retail. Contrary to popular belief you don't have to unfold an entire stack of shirts when you only need one. Besides the size, there is no difference between a small and a large. So why unfold them all? That's what the sign is referring to. And what is so hard about refolding it if you don't want it?

  • Juken

    #9 hurts to look at. #18 took me at least 4 seconds to notice the fucking bmw

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