Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #18 I couldn't see myself doing that… Seriously, the trail of terror pee would block the shot

    • Smitty

      It's a Nokia… not that impressed. This is standard order of business for these phones.

    • Boner

      This is the girl in that gif… your welcome…

    • tralfaz

      Terror pee, that's funny, also a great name for a heavy metal band.

    • Jen

      i hope she doesnt end up like the guy that liked to coexist with grizzly bears. that was unbearable.

      • No coffee yet today

        You deserve credit for this. Nice job.

  • MattKL

    #18 Oh excuse me while I HITCH A RIDE ON THIS FUCKING SHARK.

  • Razz

    #20 game of thrones redneck edition

    • Dr_StrangePants

      nay…tis a throne fit for half thine story's fan-base

      • Bad idea

        Game of Thrones… IT edition

  • CTM

    #18 & #23 try it again, I dare you!

  • bluntaholic

    #29 you do now

    • gclark

      Education in its finest form.

      • Ick

        Also that pillow is nasty. Burn it and buy a new one.

    • Silverstone

      Don't worry. Those feathers will dry…

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      The more you know…

    • Underbaker

      But you can clean that Fabric Softener dispenser, it looks way overdue. If you have one of them small vacuums with a bag on the back, tie the hole in the pillow in place of the bag and vacuum up the loose feathers, now just sew the pillow closed again.

      • Child Please

        Mother MacGyver

  • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

    Best. Twister. Ever.

    • Child Please

      The phrase "titty twister" just took on a whole new meaning

    • Wally

      Ya if you could just find her that would be great.

  • millertime

    #5. Is what #23 is looking at….epic parenting!

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's called epic photoshopping.

  • Timmer

    #11 nice save!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Ninja save

    • slipperynoodle14

      Dad locks-in as son's hero.

    • Kato

      Great save Luongo!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #5 cool kid #3 nice ass!

  • el niño

    #23 don't nobody want to be around we he peaks his head out!

  • Loki

    #4 I'm pretty sure this is the comet that just crashed into Russia.

    • hellifax

      I found one of these, in a lake. It had algae growing all over it, so it must have been there for sometime. Pressed the power button, and it still worked….true story


    #22 is where the fucks are that #18 isn't giving

    • Notknowing

      #22 meet the Fucks

  • Freitag

    #29 Anybody with a bit if sense knows that you don't put anything with feathers in the washing machine. What a dumbass. That's why you should have a grown up do it.

    • N8orius

      Washed feather/down pillows before (I'm a bit of a drooler). This guy's not stupid, just unlucky. Still funny, buy you have my sympathies.

    • Dammit

      So a bird is out of the question?

    • steebs

      hey, I've got that same piece of shit washer too!

  • halfsmoke00

    #4 I've had my nokia bar phone for 14 years now and it still works awesome.

    • Smitty

      It's a Nokia… not that impressed. This is standard order of business for these phones.

      Run over by a tank, burn up in a car fire, pass it through the digestive tract of an elephant… that would be impressive.

  • Dan

    Needs more boobs, how do you expect me to get my morning properly started?

    • What_Tha

      I don't know how a call for more boobage gets downvoted. Tried to correct it a bit.


    #1 get the fuck back, bitches! I want to be the next one to ruin mine and another's life.

    • Dave

      then she ran up to the top of the steps and did a little dance. Eye of the tiger, baby!

  • Really have to poo

    #31 Ha! Suck it, Phil. Naw, I like him. Still funny though.

    • Hellerad

      Phil Neville is too cool for Phil Dowd.

    • Big stew

      Come on you Spurs!

  • Waahhhaahaaa

    #33 great commercial for czech beer 😀

    • Kato

      I just read that with a european accent. I dunno why…

  • T Bone

    #3 dat ass brings tears of joy to my eyes

    • Dan

      melanie nunes fronckowiak AKA Mel Fronckowiak

      • dur dur dur

        Thank you sir

      • its_BACON

        god bless you and google

  • Steve

    #9 that's a weird looking kitchen

  • Gustopher

    #22 – Hipster before it was mainstream.

  • dag88ca

    #35 Man, this cat just wants it all…

  • stogeybytheway

    #1… NFL linebackers and running backs need that level of intensity…

  • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed

    #4 Back in '06 dad got me a Nokia 7210 and made me promise not to buy a new phone till that one broke. I'm trying to break it just so I can get on the smartphone train like all the cool kids, but damn thing won't budge.

    • Idk

      Put it in the microwave.

  • jshiver15


    No clever comment . . just wanted to spread this picture some more.

    • Dan

      melanie nunes fronckowiak AKA Mel Fronckowiak


    • Rafael_RS

      From the south of Brasil… I just love my country

    • George Zip

      Google Image Search is the Rosetta Stone of girl pics

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