I do what I want (24 Photos)

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  • rosszip


    Its my body I do what I want

    • Lukeatmacok

      Traci Lords approves..

    • RSTLN E

      Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do
      Touch the puppet head

  • bigyawns

    #7 I once stabbed a school mate in the anus with a pencil out of capri sun accuracy rage.

    • Garret

      There's a number 2 pencil joke in there somewhere…

      • Hrdwood

        Do mean literally "in there" or just the phrasing? If not, it's a "hole" other joke.

        • jon s

          These puns smell funny.

    • biggles

      Oh ya, try a protractor in the bag.

  • jon


    • Truth

      Christopher Dorner wrote that in his manifesto. It's at the bottom of page 24…

  • loser


    • Nope Monster


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Raw, no less! Nice!

    • DTAB

      It obviously has yet to be cooked dumbass.

      • Who's a dumbass?

        So you normally place raw meat all over your salad, then take it off again and cook it? Or do you throw everything on the grill, salad included?

        • Inigo Montoya

          That's not salad, that's a clay pot with some bok choy, onions, etc..

          • Tyrone Rugen

            How's your Dad?

        • Ricardo

          well played

      • CrazyChase

        That's what raw means genius.

  • Not Me

    #22 what does a dog say?

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo


  • Slam


  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #23 passive aggressive sign don't care bitch.

    • Sandy Love Child

      dat ass

  • rosszip

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug

    • Livin' Legend

      Buy another one, ya rich mothafuckas!

      • Darkness

        They shoulda never gave you N#@$@$ Money

        • http://twitter.com/THEMIGZO @THEMIGZO

          Big nosed, greasy mothafuckas

    • blue_bronco

      Charlie Murphy…. Darkness…..

    • r00s7a


    • aussie aussie aussie

      What did the five fingers say to the face…..? SLAP

  • sfb101

    #3 Who's house? Ron's house!

  • Epitomizer

    #12 Things like escalated to the point where, you know, my man got too familiar and I ended up having to whip his ass man, you know, cause you know, he would step across the line. Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper.

    • Lboogie13

      Still one of the best skits in tv history. Why did Dave Chappelle have to go ex-girlfriend crazy? Think of all the funniness we missed.

      • CrackMasterFlash

        Ex-girlfriend crazy? I thought he went crazy cuz o' crack.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    It's all bird shit now.

    • DaveF

      This is eggsactly why you should be courteous to others on public transport. I bet that ruffled some feathers.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Bitch got what she deserved making someone stand while her shit takes up a seat.

  • Stick

    Provide for space for bicycles. Most places won't even have a single rack.

  • MattGarcia

    #24 Geez. What a cock.

  • NotFairAtAll

    Stupid newbie question. How are you guys posting the pic that you comment on. I see the embed video link, but no where else to post an html link. Thanks.

    • Garret

      # and the picture number, no spaces between the two.

    • i8paula

      Hash number
      Eg) I'm like the guy in #11 carrying you

    • HoustonChiver

      Write the (#) and the pic number…had that question several years ago. Chive on friend!

    • stuowen

      No problem. I had to ask when I first joined Chive Nation as well. You just type the number sign and then the number of the photo you want to post. Like this: #14 and photo 14 will show up in your comment after you hit "submit comment". KCCO!!

    • NotFairAtAll

      That would explain the number in the corner before the picture. I had just assumed it put it in there. Thanks so much for the quick replies! KCCO

    • Chivebysea

      This is why the chive is great. Any other web site people wouldn't have helped and would just call you names. KCCO

  • Garret

    #24 I think I have to side with the bird.

    • Mn dude

      Agreed. Put your bags on the floor and be considerate of everyone else, even birds.

  • Hrdwood

    #13 Can't tell if I'm turned on more by the cleavage or the way they're gripping that sign…

    • Garret

      Why can't it be both?

    • tv_paul

      I think it's hot that they're doing it "Froggy Style".

      • Hrdwood

        My mistake… I thought it was a horny toad…

    • Clintonjh88

      Random, but this picture is from the Arboretum in Dallas… Wish the girl on the left was a chivette and not a random picture. I'd be out there in my shirt looking for her

  • http://www.thechive.com Mr_liqour_liver

    #24 Y U NO LET ME SIT?!….oh well have some salmonella while i keep your fucking bok choi warm

  • joe

    #24 I would like to buy this guy a coke

  • Morgan

    Niagara Falls! Right outside my work
    I love it

    • Craigery

      Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned…

  • Jeff

    #24 wins – I'd do same thing if somebody did that to me.

  • HoustonChiver

    #21 GENIUS!

  • seanster5977

    Finger licking good Daddy

  • YOYO

    #24 LMAO

  • Sue

    #12 I'm Rick James bitch!! 😀 #22 The dog is on a misadventure 🙂

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