Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • imfirst


    • therealguy

      first place dumbass

    • first is gay

      Youre also gay

  • B Dub

    #25 F. N. Awesome!

    • blue_bronco

      Find that chic btw

  • MattyDeuce

    #14 That's raci…

    Nevermind, Detroit is a scary place.

    • Canucks_Rule


      • http://twitter.com/IAM_splashnasty @IAM_splashnasty

        im black and the shit is hilarious

        • MylesofStyles

          I just checked out your twitter and confirmed that you are indeed black, and yes the shit is indeed hilarious.

          • Hrdwood

            So… was his twitter bigger than most white guys?

    • Acidvolta

      So crazy there's a guy wearing an arm as a hat.

      • Rusty Shackleford-

        and all these years we were taught to belive the in-breeding only happened in the south…

        • Rusty Shackleford

          Wait a minute, I didn't make this comment… HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY'S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!!!

          • Andre S

            Nice try…

    • moehoward

      Didn't your mom tell you not to stuff fried chicken in your pants before going to Detroit?

    • Rock

      I'm Mexican and don't find this funny at all.

  • jwat

    My first….. First

    • Vance

      …..you weren't first

      • Epitomizer

        Yeah he was. He's the first dick hole of the day.

    • http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

      first of many fails in your future

  • Tommy C.

    #16 holy schnikes!

    • Mark


      • IamAwesome

        Seriously dude?

        • polkuba

          He put it in writing so I think he's pretty serious…

          • chive on

            Jessica-Jane Clement your welcome 🙂

            • Spelling Police

              *you're – a contraction of "you are." Stay in school.

            • Max Till

              His welcome?

    • yes please

      I want that

      • Mike

        Not JJC.

        • Zack

          could have fooled me and mr.peeps

        • http://www.facebook.com/Etaywah Eric Taylor

          Yea, that's jcc. Google her, 2nd page of images

  • Beth Bigtitties

    #19 Next Airbud movie!

    • Ride

      Im confused.. that doesn't look like a boxer and yet it kinda does..

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #18 Now clean it up you fucking dipshit

    • Trav1121

      What a frickin' retard…

    • Alex

      There's a whole video montage of him doing this in a bunch of different stores, my generation has gone to shit 😦

    • d bag

      Good 'ol internet breeding such classy and respectful people.

      • Tyler

        Says the guy with "d bag" as his username. Perfect

        • Dylan

          I lol'd

    • Hank

      it's actually a pretty funny video if you watch it

      • Tim

        Absolutely, but that doesn't make them not inconsiderate douchebags.

    • KaN

      I happen to work at a grocery store and if I saw him do this I would beat the living shit out of him!! I don't care if I would get fired, something like that is total bullshit. He deserves a nice ass kicking

    • Lash

      Seriously Chive, do not encourage these dbags.

  • savagecabbage

    #4 those eyes #16 dem titties #24 that girl

    • Epitomizer

      It should go:
      Dem titties, dem titties, dem titties.

    • bdg

      Who is #4??? Beautiful,and need moar!!!!!

  • MattyDeuce

    #31 I need to get a girlfriend like this.

    • Boner

      You have to pay for that shit.

    • Wallaby

      It's Olivia Wilde in "Butter" it's a good movie

    • 911

      ….and the STD's she comes with! !!!

    • Jake

      Olivia Wilde in 'Butter.' Worth watching just for her. Also, not a bad movie.

    • Shootdarn

      It's Olivia Wilde in the movie, "Butter." The movie…I'm kidding guys, seriously, once was enough.

    • David

      For what?
      So you can watch her show off her snatch to total strangers for a few bucks?

      Hmmmmmm, no thanks.

      • David2

        Sup brah, you gay?

  • Bob

    #20 why I love fitness classes

    • TheBAMFinater

      I should take a yoga class. Butt I know it won't be like this.

      • FIdel

        El Freudian Slipola?

  • fish

    Hey, Lisa.

  • bryan

    #19 Please, please, please DO NOT promote this and let it become a thing

    • bryan

      actually I meant #18

  • ChristOnACracker

    #23 Marry Me

    • Ay Ay Caramba

      The good thing about proposing to this particular picture is that you've got your answer right there…

  • Mikeg01sf

    #4 it took me a while to notice her eyes

  • Joe

    Loving the eyes, #4

    • ThoseEyes

      What eyes? Oh….shit. I see them, now.

  • http://twitter.com/305Colombianito @305Colombianito

    Gonna try it out. #35

    • HiddenLevel

      I didn't even read it. 12 frames long. fuck that. sorry. why these get posted…

      • left to right

        Hahha.. you took the time to reply and count the frames instead of just reading it… too long indeed. Rough life my friend.

        • Epitomizer

          Boom. Headshot.

          • Child Please

            Haha more like a dick shot. He's still alive and talking, but he feels like less of a man.

            • Mikeg01sf


    • Drew

      Don't try that out. More or less every girl in the US saw that film.

    • yam

      Unless you look like this dude, you're probably going to end up looking like an ostrich with stalker eyes. Good luck though, let us know how it works out. Hope you pull it off.

    • Huell

      Don't try it. You're not Jake Gyllenhaal.

      I tried it once… The lady threw her car keys & wallet at me & begged me not to rape/kill her.

      • Epitomizer

        Yeah but your… well… you know, big & scary looking.

        • Epitomizer

          I bet you thought I was gonna say black, huh?

        • Spelling Police


          • Lol

            Or he might have not finished the sentence: "Yeah but your dick is well, you know, big and scary looking"

    • Underbaker

      Haven't seen the movie, but I was kind of expecting the older guy to finish it with something like " It aint going to happen, I'm her Dad and if you lay one finger on her I will kill you." (yeah yeah I know, comes with being a father to teenage daughters)

      • savagecabbage

        Post up a picture of your teenage daughter. If we fap you can't get mad cos we're not laying fingers on her… only ourselves.

        • Underbaker

          You should google her. Her internet name is Norma Stitz, let me know what you think.

      • Oliver's mom

        The "older guy" is Oliver Platt. Show your respect. He's fucking awesome.

        • Underbaker

          Seen him on The Big C (I only watch to keep the wife happy. Really…. Hey I said Really…. They do flash an occasional bewb… Got to watch something between seasons of Dexter)

        • Seriously?

          A "b" actor at best. I may choose not to show him respect. Who gives a fuq?

    • Sully

      This might be some of the best comment banter ever on the chive. Well done, gents!

  • stogeybytheway

    #29.. insert Tiger shark jumping up and eating them.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      how does one actually swing on that thing?

      what with the lack of solid ground or friendly tiger sharks to give you a push?

      • JP1983

        Pro Tip: you don't need assistance from solid ground or human/aquatic life to get going.

        • ImpressMe

          I don't care about the physics of it….someone just make the damn gif! LOL

  • http://twitter.com/BillyWessels @BillyWessels

    #3 you know how I know you're jenGAY?

    • middle block

      … when you're jealous of someone else's accomplishments?

  • wowzers

    #24 she is perfectamundo.

  • me justme

    #34 not from this world

    • Reba

      That is correct, they are from Norway…

      • ThatJoshGuy

        …and please me pass the syrup!

      • Epitomizer

        Norway, no longer part of Earth.

      • me justme


    • Boss Martin


  • halfsmoke00

    #20 and #26 Awesome views.

    • hamtime

      #26 – Three Sisters Mountains – near Canmore, Alberta

  • kingofthecastle

    #20 gonna start yoga soon.

    • Epitomizer

      I'm gonna start this cup of yogurt soon. Does that count?

  • sonny

    #29 Is the girl body photoshopped or just a very strange angle

    • yoyo


  • Canucks_Rule

    #20 – just beautiful.

    #23 – never paid any attention to her before. but after seeing her post-oscar presser… i wanna marry this girl. down-to-earth and funny as hell. and def not hard on the eyes.

    • Schneider

      How's luongo working out for you guys?

  • Trav1121

    #23 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool…

    • rmcg

      fuck you, I'm out

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