Please, let me help you (30 Photos)

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  • AM Alycia Dominion

    #13 is somewhat applicable to my current life… :/

    • Jeff

      Call me maybe?

    • Jerry

      fyi, if you troll comments on porn sites instead of chive you'd probs get more attention

    • CalculatedRisk

      Aaaaaaand… Facebook found :)

    • Kxs

      No facebook, no problem.

    • tbjacobs

      His loss.

    • @LosSaysSwag

      It's okay. He has you stored in his phone as "Booty call."

      That has to mean something, right?

      • Shawny

        Your hats stupid

    • Porkins

      You can friend me on Facebook!

    • Creepy chiver

      I'd let you have sex with me and be my facebook friend!

    • Macro

      It probably means you're bat-shit crazy.

      • @scaggnettii


    • Jake Z

      :( thats not good. you shouldntt be having sex with him then :) your far to pretty for something like that :) go out there and find someone amazing! you gots this! :)

      • Really?

        That's*, shouldn't*, you're*, too*, got*.
        Not sure you should be giving advice…

    • Travis Foster

      I'd friend you… you'd have to talk to my wife about the other stuff though.

  • Carl

    #3 good to know

  • ssg sean m


    yep, know the feeling

    • Eric

      I might have some context for that one, actually. The patch on his arm is 1st Infantry Division; some of them just did training at Ft. Polk, LA to prepare for a deployment. This is either them busing there or back, impossible to tell which. And since the bus ride is 16-22 hrs long in seats not deisgned for sleeping…

      I was there myself, roleplaying for their field exercises. Just did the bus ride back to my post.

      God, I wish I had thought of what he's doing.

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  • chivecitybitch

    #20 i hate when that happens

    • Panduh Poke

      Which part? When you walk into the bathroom and you find there's a kid that's exploded out of your toilet? Or when you turn your bathtub on and an office from the 80's pours out?

    • beakt

      This should really be removed. Child abuse isn't funny. If someone put him in there on purpose, that's horrible. If he climbed in and was crying for help to get out, and the parent took a picture first, that parent is similarly an asshole.

      • Joe

        You are the asshole for having no sense of humor.

        • beakt

          Post a picture of someone kicking in your fucking teeth, I'll laugh at that, punk.

      • trotterman

        Yeah, I bet his parents were "abusing" him by flushing him down the toilet. Chill out, weirdo.

        • beakt

          All right, my bad for posting on a site trolled by a bunch of 14-year-olds. These are the responses I should have expected.

    • windowlicker

      Why is their bath tub being used as a storage space?

      • tralfaz

        It's called hoarding. Duh

  • @lovinurbum

    I love the internet.

  • @LosSaysSwag

    #27 Must be some new campaign for a friendlier New York.

    • Mmmotorboat

      It's a common rule for hospital employees. Not sure why it's funny. If it had read "herro", that would have been funny.

      • holyshit

        I work here. There really isn't anything funny about this. Although, when you pass 100 people while walking down the hall it can be quite annoying.

  • Brian


    Works every time. That, and the whole "Lisa" thing. IF you happen to look like Jake. If not, try something else.

  • DDD

    #18 melt cheese in shell when you put them in oven to warm them …. problem solved

    • RSTLN E

      This needs to go on that new duck meme.

    • Orukal

      Yea, that will keep the shell from breaking because of squeezing.

  • Jeff

    #11 made me lol

  • sfb101

    #26 That kid's awesome!

    • tralfaz

      This is definitely a kid having perk. Beats the hell out of the crab walk of shame.

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  • DEL

    #9 Awesome Dad

  • ARC

    #15 your mother would be proud

    • Arod529

      Anyone else notice the different skin color between her hand and face?

  • ilm

    Thought #21 was a stereogram. Stared at it for like 5 minutes.

    • DannoTheManno88

      Me too…so I think this one needs some explanation.

      • Lateralus

        It looks like a computer desktop with thousands of icons on it

    • Tom?

      It's a sailboat!

    • Anomanom

      So did I.

  • FLChiver

    #8. We rove you too.

  • FireSnakes

    Funny, #8 doesn't look Asian

  • urmom

    #4 #28

    I honestly don't understand these. How aren't the pizzas just half-pie toppings? And is it the redemption code that's supposed to be funny?

    • LowCal

      Just order one pizza with pepperoni's and one plain. Very dry humor. Yeah, the code is the joke.

    • haha

      hahahhaha, your stupid :)

      • Tom?

        (You got a thumbs down because you spelled "you're" wrong while calling someone stupid.)

    • B-ri

      I supposed it would be, just because you could have bought one whole pepperoni pie, and one whole cheese pie..? And the redemption code is w's and v's, which looks confusing? wwvwwvwvwvvwwv

    • jasonB

      Try figuring out that redemption code.

      • Phox

        F 3 4 W M F W W V W W F

        • jewgotitmang

          yep. (upvote for you)

  • @Nick_Haven

    Haha #5 is just a few exits down from me.

  • MattKL

    #3 The more you know!

  • Keith_D

    #20- In Soviet Russia, poop takes you!

  • andrew2172

    I don't care who you are #9 is adorable. Like father like son.

  • huskerzfan4life

    I got 2 Salty Nut Sacks !

  • sammy

    #28 = F 3 4 W M F W W V W W F

    • BrrrrrrMN

      You solve it, you keep it, IMO.

  • @SoCalChiver

    #6 i can only imagine how tired you must be…kcco
    P.S. Thank You!

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