A Shrek themed wedding?? (16 Photos)

  • elninja213


  • Joel J

    They are happy and it is a neat idea….good for them.

  • 2Dogs

    #15 YES! I was looking for it..my choice would be the Jack ass for sure!…Congrats to the newlyweds, looks like it was fun

  • Douche Canoe

    I bet he did it just so the wife had an excuse to look like the ogre she is…

    • Gyro

      You sir a sad, sad little man.

      • enough already

        you sir, sound like a piece of shit for saying "you sir". STAHP!

    • too long

      Douche Canoe – Truer words have never been spoken

      • Aww yeah

        Douchenozzel as well sir. Good luck and kcco to the newly weds!

    • Nilbog

      What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.

      Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

  • joey

    Not enough nope.

  • RetiredChief

    Which one is Shrek?

  • Sponger-liam

    Can't believe our little island made it on the chive!
    Chive on from a loyal Jersey chiver!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #15 I'll make us some waffles!

    • HoosierVaal

      Did anyone read that without hearing Eddie Murphy's voice?

      • Huh?


  • HickoryHeel01

    Not the wedding I would choose (though I am a bit of an ogre), but I certainly applaud their joie de vivre. Many happy returns!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #12 Nailed it! Or at least Fiona did

    • Johnsonator

      She's spot on. Kind of unsettling, actually.

    • Tim

      and she didn't even need to add stuffing.

  • explorataur

    for every person, no matter how "weird" they are, there is another person with the same amount of weird in them that wants to fuck.

    • claude

      This needs to be on a motivational poster.

    • Johnsonator

      Rule #34

  • Royce

    If they're happy, I'm happy for them. Live the dream

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542340105 Dylan Smith

    Jersey? Well, there's your problem right there

  • Just sayin'

    Easy for her: little bit'o green paint. Done!

  • Rickyrick63


  • dewarz


    Fred and Wilma Flintstone? That's not even trying.

  • Boomit

    Ummm great catch , bro? Woo she looks great!

  • electric boogalo

    crappy movie

  • http://www.facebook.com/drapien Dan Rapien

    ummm WTF is this

  • Livin' Legend

    I would have officiated that wedding for free just to say I did.

  • http://www.lovemyphone.net Quark0ne

    I'm from Jersey and Im impressed the photo's got on here. Just correct the above text. Jersey is a small Island between France and the UK. The wedding itself made the local news and made a lot of people smile.

  • i said it

    Fiona is the only reason this whole thing happened…. thanks to her, all fat chicks can claim they look just like Cameron Diaz in one of her hit movies….

  • john

    when will she take the fat suit off?

  • Seabeedoll

    With all these negative comments it goes to show how judgmental everyone is. If they are happy and enjoyed their wedding, thats amazing and good on them. why have negative comments spamming this. If you dont like something move;

  • C-spot

    I'm all for this wedding, but couldn't they have tried a bit harder to get make up that matches his skull cap? Best wishes to them.

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