How to make a 15 pound Snickers bar, if you’re into that sort of thing (16 Photos)

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  • Arrrrrrrrrrg

    'Merica!

    • Thorton Mellon

      Fat and Proud of it!

    • https://www.facebook.com/brett.mceachern.5 Brett McEachern

      FUCK YEAH!

    • Blunttrrauma

      Needs to be deep fried.

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #16 I would go into a diabetic coma if I tried to battle this thing.

    • Die-beetus!

      I'm in a diabetic coma just looking at it.

  • alwaysfirst

    first

    • Julio_Fungoolio

      I believe you were lied to my friend you were never first.

  • alan

    Diabetus!

  • /sp/artan

    >tfw no gf
    >tfw no qt3.14

  • tv_paul

    #16 Good luck after eating this. You'll need dynamite to clear out your colon.

    • ChrisDG74

      ACTUALLY, a cup of peanuts has 53% of the recommended daily amount of fiber. Should you manage to eat that thing, crapping won't be an issue.

      • tv_paul

        Yes, but marshmallows can cause issues. Some people (about 20 to 25%) of people suffer from IBS and milk chocolate can wreak havoc on them. I would not recommend this for one person, either way you're going be living in the bathroom for awhile.

        • ChrisDG74

          Good point. Wasn't even thinking of IBS.
          I've got a cast-iron colon. I may give this a shot, on a slightly smaller scale.

  • DickFister

    Was sitting in a bar next to a dude named Bugs. He bit into a Snicker bar and when he pulled it away from his mouth, one of his teeth was still lodged in it. Haven't been able to eat one since.

    • Johnny Slappingham

      The guys name was Bugs, wtf did you expect to happen

    • The_Ger

      Sounds like ol' Bugs could've used himself a toothbrush at some point in the time leading up to this incident.

    • ZachBob

      When I was a kid, I lost 4 teeth to a single Snickers bar. Thankfully they were all baby teeth and all loose.

    • Chirpe

      You've just added to the ever growing list of evil things that I can do with my dentures.

  • Luimi_

    CUT IT IN HALF!!!!!!

  • Bhodi

    I'd like to see Betty White fit that in her mouth

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ireland914 Daniel Ireland

    Meanwhile in America…

  • Sexual

    I got a boner

  • mike

    #16 how does it come out so perfect when it goes in the freezer looking like #15

    • Dave

      Its upside down. The container is a mold

    • MylesofStyles

      Sorcery, obviously. Next question.

    • https://www.facebook.com/casey.cuenot Casey Cuenot

      …They turn it upside down

    • MebbeBebbe

      It's flipped upside down in the finished shot. It picks up the texture of the baking pan. The bottom probably does look rough still.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=762748937 Jason Andrews

      Never doubt the power of chocolate and nougat, blasphemer.

    • youcansaythatagain

      he flipped it upside down, just so you know

    • Silverstone

      Because you flip it over to remove the mold, you doofus!

  • boredatwork

    diabetus…

  • DannoTheManno88

    My heart says no but my taste buds scream YES

    • Chirpe

      You probably should speak with a medical physicans about your talking organs and nerves, sounds like a serious problem. :3

  • Max Till

    Instant diabetes and high blood pressure in 16 easy steps

  • Sue

    Check yer blood sugar. Check it often. Especially while eating this giant ass snickers bar.

  • jessie

    Want

  • Curious reader

    But where do I find a deep fryer big enough to fry that thing?

    • Hank Hill

      Turkey fryer.

    • Sam

      LOL, hilarious!

  • jmdmn

    Or you could just buy a giant Snickers bar that actually tastes like Snickers…
    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwo0nk4tv51r5e7dwo1_1280.jpg"&gt;

    • chiver

      "share"?

    • https://www.facebook.com/pete.poulson.3 Pete Poulson

      Your point is void! you hang scissors on your wall.

    • Chirpe

      When I look at that picture… I want to slap you in the face for several reasons.

      1. The hipster shirt.
      2. The scissor carcasses you've hung up as trophies; They deserved to roam free in the wild!
      3. The way you're holding that snickers bar like it's some kind of tasty mustache.

  • https://www.facebook.com/seanconroy2 Sean Conroy

    Doesn't it seem like cheating to add snickers to the snickers recipe, any more snickers in there and you won't need the extra ingredients….. or is it Snickception?

    • Yeah...

      Exactly! So the way to make a giant snickers bar is to melt a bunch of regular-sized snickers together… Who would have thought of that???

    • KUJhawkLaw

      I agree. Next, they're going to post the recipe for making a giant Big Mac. Step 1. Buy 25 Big Macs. Step 2. Put them together.

      • JHL1

        That is actually steps 2 and 3. Step 1 is drink 7 shots of tequila.

  • jeebus

    Straight from reddit. you should credit the guy who did it at least.

    • Chiefs420

      HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! Something on the internet came from somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop the fuckin presses

  • yeah

    i just eat 15 pounds of snickers the internet is making me dumberrerr

  • John

    #12 "Make the Nougat" – Out of what? Piss poor directions for some of these steps. The only part of this joke that will taste like Snickers are the the actual Snickers bars

    • Silverstone

      It's the pulpy insides of Nougat berries. Looks like he used (2) ten pound bags. Discard the skins and large seed, and simmer – approx. 15 minutes for every half gallon of Nougat berry pulp.

  • WOW

    Well who wouldnt want to make this?

  • David

    Going to make 50 of these for Halloween and watch the parents freak out!

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