How to make a 15 pound Snickers bar, if you’re into that sort of thing (16 Photos)

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  • Arrrrrrrrrrg


    • Thorton Mellon

      Fat and Proud of it!

    • Brett McEachern

      FUCK YEAH!

    • Blunttrrauma

      Needs to be deep fried.

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #16 I would go into a diabetic coma if I tried to battle this thing.

    • Die-beetus!

      I'm in a diabetic coma just looking at it.

  • alwaysfirst


    • Julio_Fungoolio

      I believe you were lied to my friend you were never first.

  • alan


  • /sp/artan

    >tfw no gf
    >tfw no qt3.14

  • tv_paul

    #16 Good luck after eating this. You'll need dynamite to clear out your colon.

    • ChrisDG74

      ACTUALLY, a cup of peanuts has 53% of the recommended daily amount of fiber. Should you manage to eat that thing, crapping won't be an issue.

      • tv_paul

        Yes, but marshmallows can cause issues. Some people (about 20 to 25%) of people suffer from IBS and milk chocolate can wreak havoc on them. I would not recommend this for one person, either way you're going be living in the bathroom for awhile.

        • ChrisDG74

          Good point. Wasn't even thinking of IBS.
          I've got a cast-iron colon. I may give this a shot, on a slightly smaller scale.

  • DickFister

    Was sitting in a bar next to a dude named Bugs. He bit into a Snicker bar and when he pulled it away from his mouth, one of his teeth was still lodged in it. Haven't been able to eat one since.

    • Johnny Slappingham

      The guys name was Bugs, wtf did you expect to happen

    • The_Ger

      Sounds like ol' Bugs could've used himself a toothbrush at some point in the time leading up to this incident.

    • ZachBob

      When I was a kid, I lost 4 teeth to a single Snickers bar. Thankfully they were all baby teeth and all loose.

    • Chirpe

      You've just added to the ever growing list of evil things that I can do with my dentures.

  • Luimi_

    CUT IT IN HALF!!!!!!

  • Bhodi

    I'd like to see Betty White fit that in her mouth

  • Daniel Ireland

    Meanwhile in America…

  • Sexual

    I got a boner

  • mike

    #16 how does it come out so perfect when it goes in the freezer looking like #15

    • Dave

      Its upside down. The container is a mold

    • MylesofStyles

      Sorcery, obviously. Next question.

    • Casey Cuenot

      …They turn it upside down

    • MebbeBebbe

      It's flipped upside down in the finished shot. It picks up the texture of the baking pan. The bottom probably does look rough still.

    • Jason Andrews

      Never doubt the power of chocolate and nougat, blasphemer.

    • youcansaythatagain

      he flipped it upside down, just so you know

    • Silverstone

      Because you flip it over to remove the mold, you doofus!

  • boredatwork


  • DannoTheManno88

    My heart says no but my taste buds scream YES

    • Chirpe

      You probably should speak with a medical physicans about your talking organs and nerves, sounds like a serious problem. :3

  • Max Till

    Instant diabetes and high blood pressure in 16 easy steps

  • Sue

    Check yer blood sugar. Check it often. Especially while eating this giant ass snickers bar.

  • jessie


  • Curious reader

    But where do I find a deep fryer big enough to fry that thing?

    • Hank Hill

      Turkey fryer.

    • Sam

      LOL, hilarious!

  • jmdmn

    Or you could just buy a giant Snickers bar that actually tastes like Snickers…
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    • chiver


    • Pete Poulson

      Your point is void! you hang scissors on your wall.

    • Chirpe

      When I look at that picture… I want to slap you in the face for several reasons.

      1. The hipster shirt.
      2. The scissor carcasses you've hung up as trophies; They deserved to roam free in the wild!
      3. The way you're holding that snickers bar like it's some kind of tasty mustache.

  • Sean Conroy

    Doesn't it seem like cheating to add snickers to the snickers recipe, any more snickers in there and you won't need the extra ingredients….. or is it Snickception?

    • Yeah...

      Exactly! So the way to make a giant snickers bar is to melt a bunch of regular-sized snickers together… Who would have thought of that???

    • KUJhawkLaw

      I agree. Next, they're going to post the recipe for making a giant Big Mac. Step 1. Buy 25 Big Macs. Step 2. Put them together.

      • JHL1

        That is actually steps 2 and 3. Step 1 is drink 7 shots of tequila.

  • jeebus

    Straight from reddit. you should credit the guy who did it at least.

    • Chiefs420

      HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! Something on the internet came from somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop the fuckin presses

  • yeah

    i just eat 15 pounds of snickers the internet is making me dumberrerr

  • John

    #12 "Make the Nougat" – Out of what? Piss poor directions for some of these steps. The only part of this joke that will taste like Snickers are the the actual Snickers bars

    • Silverstone

      It's the pulpy insides of Nougat berries. Looks like he used (2) ten pound bags. Discard the skins and large seed, and simmer – approx. 15 minutes for every half gallon of Nougat berry pulp.

  • WOW

    Well who wouldnt want to make this?

  • David

    Going to make 50 of these for Halloween and watch the parents freak out!

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