Spend a night in a luxury hotel prison (16 Photos)


  • Sick350Z

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    • savagecabbage

      THESE PRETZELS… are making me THIRSTY!!!

    • Pissed

      Chive how the fuck am u suppose to see the content if an ad half the size of the page pops up with no close on it like wtf guys surely u don't need promo money that bad if u do hire a new marketer jezzz

  • Kcco

    You could never get the odor of rape outta that place though

    • AllanA

      Don't drop the soap when you're taking a shower there

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    I bet there is still a lot of sodomising going on here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/buddy.lovelace Buddy Lovelace

    Dumb. That is all.

  • Shepard Wong

    That's where Bernie Madoff is doing time!

  • Justino

    How is rape handled there now? Still just frowned upon?

  • TimmayShimmay

    Is the penalty still the same for dropping the soap in the shower?

    • hello please

      Commenting on this is illegal.

      • KoolKCCOer

        I do what I want.

  • Bud

    "And this is your room, only 37 men were raped in here. It's our least rapey of all the rooms."

    • TheBAMFinater

      You said rape twice…

  • Allison

    Seems cool to me. I'm in.

  • Sue

    I'd stay there.

    • MylesofStyles

      I'd watch you sleep through the little barred window if you did.

  • DickFister

    All the free anal sex you want … even if you don't want it

  • DRK

    Looks like an Ikea catalog exploded.

  • Bruins!

    See also the Liberty Hotel with its restaurant called 'Clink!' in Boston, MA.

    • JJP

      Good call. No need to travel to the Netherlands for the same experience!

  • tv_paul

    Hello desk, there's something wrong with the plumbing in the Andy Dufresne suite.

    • TheBAMFinater

      And this sir is why I am following you. Or stalking which ever.

  • tv_paul

    I guess each room has its own cell phone.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=762748937 Jason Andrews

    And here we have our Double Penetration Penitentiary Suite

  • Dawn

    #16…i love it…they did a great job.

  • UbrokeIfix

    #7 After seeing this…it gives a whole new meaning to PRISON RULES!!

  • Prettyswellguy

    When you go to jail for making too much money, this is where they send you. what a waste of time/energy/money this is.

    • TheBAMFinater

      You know how I know you can't read?

  • Snake01

    Looks like a California prison.

  • thom

    In all of those science-fiction movies of people in the future that are so decadent, that they are loathsome and make you cheer for the hero in the movie. This place (and most of things you see about Europe) reminds me of those people.

    • James G

      Please stay in 'Merica then!

  • The_Dood

    "offering guests the experience of being a criminal"
    #9 #16
    Seems about right…

  • Howmuchfortheape

    Oh hell no. Well maybe if it is all inclusive including Dutch weed. Never mind, oh hell no still.

  • rsjem1979

    Try the toilet wine, it's breathtaking.

  • Nigel Powers

    There are two things I hate most in this world; people who don't respect other peoples cultures… and the Dutch!

    • That guy


      • Mick

        And the Dutch don't like you either!

    • http://twitter.com/MeIrakly @MeIrakly


    • scrp

      I'm sorry for you that you cannot legally get all the drugs and whores you want, but its no reason to hate us.

    • http://twitter.com/JassNL @JassNL

      Come to think about it… We destroyed some Cultures along the way… You must now double hate us!

      And yes we are a awesome country, deal with it.

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