20 resumes so wrong they’re almost right (20 Photos)

I haven't laughed that hard in I long time… I was crying. The best part is my buddy has asked me to proofread his resume… Oh yeah… The "excessive masterbation" will be added.

Hi. Thought I'd share two of my own that I applied for this past year. One was for the vacant GoDaddy CEO spot that they foolishly gave to some twit and the other was for the Chicago Bears Head coach. Which also went to some twit. http://soulsuckingapathy.blogspot.com/2012/08/wou… http://soulsuckingapathy.blogspot.com/2013/01/bre…

#9 lmao

#14: he didn't get caught. That counts for something.

I laughed but then I cried.
This is our future.

My favourte was the guy who put Oxford, Yale and Harvard and then to top it all off added DeVry