Symmetrical celebrities (16 Photos)

So it turns out if you Photoshop celebrities to be perfectly symmetrical you find out that they look a great deal more alien than you ever would’ve imagined. Some celebs look worse off than others, but you be the judge.

Via Imgur

  • Carlos

    …WTF just happened?

  • Knotty

    that was awkward

  • General_80

    #11 nooo…what did you do to jennifer? why?

    • Jawbone

      Oh, shut the fuck up. I'll be glad when you frat faggots find another bandwagon to pile on.

      • asd

        I completely agree Jawbone…

        • Brick

          From the neck up, she's a 7 at best.

          • Derek

            From the tits down, also a 7.

            • AnyoneForCoffee

              And still waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of your league.

              • Dez

                So are most celebs but if you are going to droll over one it might as well be a 10

                • Dez


  • HiddenLevel

    #2 looks ok to me!

    • savagecabbage

      Symetrical diddies. Brilliant

  • RealZoo

    #15 No problem that I can see.

    • SOhioChiver

      That's because Kate is perrrfect! #15

      • Open Minded


    • kidn

      nose is too small.

      • Slim Jim

        so is your dick

  • Jew

    Anyone else think Oprah has horse nipples

    • Steadman

      I know for a fact she has very pretty nipples

  • rickacha

    #13 Michael Jackson….is that you ?

    • Les Miserable

      She's totally overrated.

      • Jack Wagon

        There are pics where she is absolutely gorgeous, other times… not so much.

        • deee

          she looks like a little boy with her short hair… fact

    • Richard

      Annie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Annie.


    Someone took away Bob's pills.

  • JLB

    Holy shit Bob! Nobody cares about symmetrical celebrities. i guarantee you.

    • SOhioChiver

      You did, at least you thought you did, or you wouldn't have opened the link AND made a comment. 🙂

  • crazydog

    #1 he looks like agent coulson there…freaky

    • Billy fuckin Idol

      It's Nero from Star Trek!

  • Turkey burgers

    What a terrible post…. Skipping this next time!

  • Calieb

    #5 STILL SEXY!!

  • majorfathead

    I want my 1 min 15 secs back

  • Tobi

    Oh come on, the axis of symmetry is chosen mostly disadvantageous! No human being has a neck like mel in pic 12…

    • MArtin

      ever heard of takeo spikes 🙂

    • Mick Taylor

      Rugby players do!

  • Ispeakchive

    WTF? I thought stuff this lame would go with Bob

  • IrishWolfhound

    #11 Y'know? I still would.

  • Pshhh

    It's just on the hair

  • jander

    the problem is the lighting… if it's a studio photo with front light, it will look ok. if you have side lighting, weirdnessness ensures

    • Katie

      I think the main problem is they didn't find the exact center of their faces.. resulting in eyes too close or too far apart.

      • HeavyP

        ^ This. If they can't find the middle line or if the actor isn't facing the camera perfectly (like Gibson and his fucking huge neck up there) then it's going to come out wrong. The lighting issue doesn't help, either, though.

  • BigWoodee

    #12 son, I am disappoint

    • Luke

      nailed it! hahahahaha

  • logicman

    At the end of the day this symmetry is a significant part of the reason we find these people attractive. The more normal these photos look the more likely we are to find these people attractive.

    • PA2AK

      logicman…your logic is strange. The perfect symmetry is not normal. That is why they look so weird. These people are found attractive for many reasons. The more normal these photos look, the less symmetry is involved. Did I miss something, or is your logic…simply illogical?

      • keepinitreal

        PA2AK, you missed the studies that demonstrate humans' instinctual attraction to symmetrical faces…
        I'm too lazy to quote a source but I saw it on PBS, but like you said there are a lot of other factors. I agree with another guy who said the axis of symmetry is off on most of these, a slight variation in that would make a huge difference.

  • fusicus

    #16 not that different

    • Yada

      Looks like Johnny Knoxville in 20 years.

  • TotesAwesome

    It's like every week, Bob has a post that he swears 'no one will get, or like' and every week he tries to outdo himself from the week prior. This is the winning post this week, Bob!

  • Luke

    #10 looks normal, what gives?

    • Underbaker

      I would go with he doesn't look any different, he never did look normal.

  • FuWangaDoo

    #15 Still the most beautiful woman on Earth.

    • lexluthr

      second that .. can't fuck with flawless

  • kingofthecastle

    I'm not mad just a little disappointed.

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