After a long, long chain of comments, it looked like someone was going to apologize, but no one did. Someone did come forward to admit that they’d been hacked, but not until a week had gone by, and no comments or posts were deleted from the page.
So whether it was a malicious troll who was having some fun, or someone at the mall really, really really loved those pianos, we might never know the truth, but live happy knowing that this lives on the internet.
In the meantime, this is what I hope the person who stole the pianos is doing. I mean, if you’re not recreating this scene from Roger Rabbit, you’re wasting your, and everyone’s time.