Work at a hotel on the beach. Usually, every night before I leave I take a walk around the building, just make sure everything is okay, people are quiet, etc.
All of our rooms have balconies, but luckily the way our building is set up you can’t see into another balcony from another balcony.
Earlier that day I had a newlywed couple checking in. All went normally then. Later that night did my rounds, and I saw them on their balcony. He’s leaning up against a patio chair turned backward, pants pulled down, and she’s sitting on the chair, giving him head.
Okay, for all purposes that’s technically an evictable offense, but I just remembered they’re a newlywed couple, no one else can see them on their balcony the way our building is configured, so I just turned around, walked back inside, and let it be.
At least I know their marriage got off to a good start, hopefully, it stayed that way.