Last night I was in the car with some friends, coming back from one of our other friends place, and I kind of started bragging about how I was finally organized and kinda went off about how everything was going well. I’ll admit it was kinda dumb.
But this one guy, Kaleb, said “We get it, your life is perfect”, poking fun at me.
I replied, also in a “joking tone” or whatever, “yea but I can’t fucking get a girl.” For some reason we all thought it was funny (looking back it’s really not) and I kept it going with pretend anger:
“Why the fuck can’t I get a girl”
I thought I’d joke about the dialogue with Kaleb, and texted this:
“Why the fuck can’t I get a girl. My life is PERFECT besides that.”
Only I didn’t send it to Kaleb, I sent it to one of my managers, Katie. — superhuhas