Where’s the starting point for a story like this? Color me fuckin’ impressed if you can think of one. For the sake of brevity and my sanity — this guy grew up using a ‘Poop Knife.’ Yep, you read that right.
A poop knife.
Reddit user LearnedButt recently took /r/Confession to detail the bizarre reality of his family having such famously large turds, they had to use a knife to cut them so they would flush. Check out his story below.