Billed as the “Valentine’s Day for men,” Steak and Blowjob Day takes place on March 14th and is “simple, effective, and self-explanatory. No cards, no flowers; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ. That’s it.”
Now, I know what you’re thinking — this is totally a ploy drummed up by a bunch of shidiot men who thought they could sneak in a holiday centered around fellatio and filet mignons and no one would notice. Guess what? You’re absolutely right. That’s exactly how it started. But S&ABJ Day has actually picked up steam over the past several years. Enough to warrant an official website and a call to make the day legitimate.