“Not a spermbank worker, but did have a super awkward experience while trying to produce a sample for artificial insemination while we were trying to get my wife pregnant.
We go in to her doctor. They lead us back to an exam room and the nurses ask her a few questions and leave. This looks like a normal general practice doctor’s office exam room – only difference is all the walls are COVERED in Christian posters with motivational messages, and pictures of people’s babies.
I was expecting they come and get me and escort me to a small closet sized room or bathroom or something to “collect my sample”.
Apparently that’s not how this shit works. The doctor finally comes in. She doesn’t say a word, she just awkwardly hands the collection cup to me and leaves, shutting the door behind her. My wife and I exchange glances, then stare at the cup, then back at each other, equally surprised and a little bit unsure of what had just happened.
Finally she breaks the silence. “Do you want… help… I guess?”
The christian propaganda and pictures of babies are kinda messing with my mojo, so I tell her I’m going to need some help. My wife is pretty easy going and obviously has an investment in this process going well, so she gladly whips out her boobs and starts giving me a little show. She eventually starts giving me a blowjob that culminates of course in me aiming as best as I can into the collection cup.
We clean up, get dressed, and cap off the cup, then I set it down on the exam table. My wife slowly opens the exam room door. The doctor runs in nervously and says “OH! OH YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT WARM!” and picks up the cup and covers it with both her hands and pulls it close to her body then runs out of the room.” – u/ThrowyTowel