1– Wash your hands after going to the bathroom. Yeah, it’s obvious, but there is a reason for it and it’s not just so you don’t get the nickname ‘Shit Fingers’ in the office.
2 – Shampoo your beard. Everyone shampoos their hair (and other ‘parts’), but make sure you get a good lather into your beard to wash away the grime.
3 – Add conditioner. Nothing like a soft beard to get the ladies all wound up. Probably.
4 – Brush Your Beard. Not only does it make your mantle blanket plusher, it’s also useful for getting rid of little bits of food caught in your mandible mane.
5 – Use Beard Oil. It makes it smell nice and your face will feel all smooth. It’s great fun.
6 – Shave. NOPE!