So, as it turns out, teachers, parents, and just about anyone we trust in a position of authority has been lying to us our whole lives. Come to think of it, given current events around the globe, I guess that’s not such a surprise. We all expect our politicians to blow smoke up our asses about things, but this right here is some real bullshit. Hell, I think I even got grounded as a kid for some of this stuff. In fact, my third-grade teacher paddled me for chewing gum. Hey, Mrs. Whatever-The-Fuck-Your-Name-Was, kick rocks! Here’s some more bullshit you were told you shouldn’t do that is actually healthy.