Keep Calm, Leafs!

With the series tied up at 2-2, there’s never been a better time to Keep Calm, Toronto. To that effect, the Keep Calm Toronto tee is 20% off. Head over HERE to snag yours so you can root for the Leafs into the second round.

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Let your shirt say what you really think

Sometimes, you just have to sugar-coat it. You can say what you feel, but might need to soften the blow a little bit. Take this brand new tee from Ostrich Imports, for example. It says what we’re all thinking, but adds some happy little balloons and an adorable little panda. Now, all of a sudden, the message is a bit easier to swallow. Maybe. So, just say “f*ck this sh*t” and head over HERE to grab yours before they’re gone.

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(Almost) Everything’s Bigger in Texas

Well, this is kindof a big deal: one of our all-time, most popular, best-selling t-shirts is available for 20% off today. The “Everything’s Bigger” tee perfectly captures that age-old Texas-centric line in perfectly-succinct graphic form. So, everything is bigger in Texas, except for the price. See what we did there? Snag yours right HERE on the cheap, while you still can.

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¡Comprarme Almuerzo Presenta: La Lucha Libre!

The lights, the the ring, the smell of latex boots. The mystery, the intrigue, that savage suplex. Lucha Libre is a curious and unique affair only for those with a steel constitution and the ability to breath through one of those crazy masks. Leave it to our friends at Buy Me Brunch to capture the essence of one of the world’s most gonzo sporting events in a perfectly subtle t-shirt, just for you. Snag one HERE.

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Chi-Town Bill is BACK

We’re 100% sure this Chi-Town Bill tee was the reason the Cubs won the World Series last year. Not only that, but it became one of the most knocked-off, counterfeit designs during the Series. So, this year, we tweaked the design a bit to feature the iconic red ‘C’ on the front and the back, so you can distinguish the AUTHENTIC (read: not shitty quality) version from the fakes being shilled outside the stadium. Snag your 2017 Chi-Town Bill tee right HERE.

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Safety… 3rd

Badass dirt bike? Check. Cold beer? Check. There was one other thing we’re forgetting… Oh yeah, SAFETY! Safety is very important, which is why it should be at least in the top three things on your checklist when you’re jumping ramps on a sweet motor bike, or juggling knives, or walking a tightrope, or whatever those zany kids are doing these days. This Buy Me Brunch classic is back in stock at The Chivery and available right HERE.

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