I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE! All-new Charlie Day America available RIGHT HERE.

OG Chivers know that The Chivery has probably the best polos in the world. The classic Ostrich Polos sport insanely comfortable 4-way stretch, moisture-wicking fabric and are perfect for work or play. Oh, they’re also back. Finally. And, in two new colors on top of that. So, cruise over HERE and snag one before they’re gone again. (Pro-tip, if you order by 1pm CST on Wednesday 6/14 with next day air shipping, you can still get it in time for Father’s Day… just sayin’).

Danny: Hey, Mr. Webb. Can I ask you something? Ty: Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy. Danny: Danny. When you were my age, did you ever have trouble deciding what you wanted to do with your life? Ty: No, I’ve never had that problem. Why? Danny: Forget it. I didn’t think you’d understand. Ty: Do you take drugs? Danny: Every day. Ty: Good. So what’s the problem?

One of The Chivery’s all time classics is back in stock. Snag one HERE, and figure out what you want to do with your life.