Ah, the Fourth of July… hot dogs, beers, and almost-blowing-your-whole-hand-off-with-some-black-cats. It’s a proper American past-time, celebrated by Americans, on America’s birthday. This exclusive, limited edition KCCO Black Cat Tee is The Chivery’s homage to the best firecracker of all time. So, grab a beer and a tiny little plastic American flag and let’s do this.

Look, we’re not here to tell you what your first priority should be. Not even second. What we do know is that, for a good time, safety should fall around… 3rd*, as perfectly illustrated on this all-time favorite from our friends over at Buy Me Brunch, which is conveniently back in stock. So, cruise over HERE and snag one before we do something stupid. (*Seriously though, please don’t hurt yourself.)

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