Shit Happens

Shit Happens /SHit/ /ˈhapən/

Noun: 1) Popular slang word for waste products resulting from a bowel movement.
2) An event that has gone wrong, sideways, or is deemed unsavory. "That's some underhanded shit right there."
3) Something nasty, icky, or disgusting. "Look at that nasty shit."
4) Slang word for someone's belongings. "Get your hands off my shit."
5) Things that happen that are hilarious as hell. "That's some funny shit right there."