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Chastity belt alternatives ye NEEDS before leaving for the Crusades
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If thou art soon leaving for the Crusades, you are already thinking of purchasing a chastity belt for thine wife to save her from partaking in sinful activities while you are gone and damning herself to hell! However, if a chastity belt is too expensive (after all who has 3 chickens these days!?) here are some alternatives…