Tomorrow at 3pm EST, our annual Chive Halloween Collection rolls out. This year’s designs are easily the best we’ve ever had.
Check out Chiver at Heart, Keep Calm and Chive On Twilight, and Abe Krueger before they all fly off the shelf.
There’s also the entire Buy Me Brunch Line including Best Costume Ever which is the best last-minute costume I’ve ever fucking seen which is AVAILABLE NOW!!
Now back to the business of killing people.
Let’s face it, theCHIVE has an unabated commenting system, you don’t have to sign in to comment. And I know I could probably force our users sign in to comment which would greatly cut back the trolling. As much as I truly think you should treat people the same online as you do offline, I’m also an American and I think you should be free to say whatever you like… and smart people should ignore you.
Trolls, today is your day. Today we celebrate your misguided rage. Happy Halloween, fuckers. You did this. I hope you’re happy.
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