Until further notice, 2019’s dumbest criminal has arrived (5 Photos)
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I love dumbass criminals. I’ve been reading about them for a long time, I was one of those kids that would buy those “Dumbest Criminals in America” books and read them over and over again.
I’m putting that disclaimer upfront because I genuinely think this might be one of the dumbest criminals I’ve EVER seen anywhere in the world (and I’m including the man who ate a urinal cake to try and bring his BAC down before he took a breathalyzer test at a police station and had a seizure instead).