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Spirit Halloween Moved in Before JOANN’s Body Was Even Cold
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Capitalism at its finest. Thanks to a viral tweet from user DetectivePrince, it’s beyond clear that we are truly living in the worst possible timeline with no relief in sight.
Just to put some well-deserved respect on JOANN’s *GOT DANG* name…it needs to be stated that the fabric store was founded 82 years ago in Ohio. Read that again. 82 YEARS AGO.
JOANN Fabrics was established in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and forty fucking three, just to have SSH Holdings plaster a neon orange sign over their corpse and sell the shittiest quality costumes known to man.