I don’t give a fuck about Meghan Trainor’s career. I am only aware of one song of she ever made, and if I had to take a guess, I’d imagine most people who come on here don’t give a shit either (though if you do, no judgment from me).
Which should really tell you something, mainly that when I saw this, I felt like I had to make a post about it, mostly because I actually seriously considered “copywriting” (the people who write press releases) as a career at one point, and seeing this made me eternally grateful to be working at The Chive doing… Anything but what you’re about to see.