According to a college student in Southfield, Michigan:

“It wasn’t a surprise to me or anyone else that we would see Bill Murray around in Southfield, Michigan in October 2006. He was scheduled to talk at a college there for some film students. What surprised me and my best friend was when we saw him riding a children’s bicycle inside of a Wal-Mart.

I thought that maybe the store had hired an impersonator to cash in on the local publicity but when I got closer to him, I knew that this was the real Bill Murray. I was surprised to see him, and, had he been dressed in normal clothing, this would have been a normal “I saw Bill Murray riding a bike in a Wal-Mart” story. But, the fact that he was wearing an obviously heavily used firefighter’s uniform, complete with oxygen tank, made the moment a little too surreal for my tastes.

Bill has debunked the firefighter suit story. He laughed, “This is a fib but it’s a clever fib because I recall I was in the area around that time period. The attention to detail in the story sells it. But if you think about it, the weight-to-bike ratio is off. I’ve worn a lot of suits in my time and it’s a bridge too far to think a grown man in a full firefighter suit could possibly ride, much less maneuver, a children’s bicycle.”

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