July 16, 2009 | Author: Leo | In: Funny
Everything was ordered super sized.. and with a straight fae
out of the corner of Hef’s mouth: “mabye if we stand still long enough girls, she will go away”
because all that viagra doesn’t give his heart enough problems
Hef loves the taco
“I’ll have what he’s having.”
“When I was your age, girls, there was no McDonalds.”
(points to twins immediately on Hef’s left hand) There you have it folks, two Hef “girlfriends” who DON’T have giant plastic boobs. The universe will now collapse on itself. Have a nice day.
GOOD PLAN HEF Give ‘em the taco shits to take focus off your impotency
Story of Evolution
Yes, there were bad times
Now the dirty beef is no longer just behind the counter. Its in front too.
Playboy….our buns don’t have seeds!
Playboy, where I can have it my way…
I asked “what do they see in him” The guy behind the counter said, “I don’t know? He just sits down licks his eybrows and they are all over him.”
dont hot chicks know fast food makes you fart
“It took me over 10,000 kid’s meals but I finally got the whole set!”
This photo was taken 1.5 hrs before a methane fueled explosion at the PLayboy Mansion
The Special Sauce Machine is broken…only dust is coming out.
no fat chicks
Think outside the bun, and cum inside for bunnies.
Nice post. thechivec.ok is my favorite site.
Alright bitches… 89 cent taco or 89 year old weiner… make ur choice.
Is that Stifler's mom?
He got the Happy Meal
when did taco bell start selling fish tacos?
FOR GODS SAKE GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL
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Everything was ordered super sized.. and with a straight fae
out of the corner of Hef’s mouth: “mabye if we stand still long enough girls, she will go away”
because all that viagra doesn’t give his heart enough problems
Hef loves the taco
“I’ll have what he’s having.”
“When I was your age, girls, there was no McDonalds.”
(points to twins immediately on Hef’s left hand) There you have it folks, two Hef “girlfriends” who DON’T have giant plastic boobs. The universe will now collapse on itself. Have a nice day.
GOOD PLAN HEF
Give ‘em the taco shits to take focus off your impotency
Story of Evolution
Yes, there were bad times
Now the dirty beef is no longer just behind the counter. Its in front too.
Playboy….our buns don’t have seeds!
Playboy, where I can have it my way…
I asked “what do they see in him” The guy behind the counter said, “I don’t know? He just sits down licks his eybrows and they are all over him.”
dont hot chicks know fast food makes you fart
“It took me over 10,000 kid’s meals but I finally got the whole set!”
This photo was taken 1.5 hrs before a methane fueled explosion at the PLayboy Mansion
The Special Sauce Machine is broken…only dust is coming out.
no fat chicks
Think outside the bun, and cum inside for bunnies.
Nice post. thechivec.ok is my favorite site.
Alright bitches… 89 cent taco or 89 year old weiner… make ur choice.
Is that Stifler's mom?
He got the Happy Meal
when did taco bell start selling fish tacos?
FOR GODS SAKE GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL