Jessica Lynn Valerio: internet famous for being hot (30 photos)

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  • HellHathNoFury

    She has a great ass *jealousy*
    but, um, what's with the fish-face in every pic? Makes her look like a 14 yr old girl taking those stupid pucker myspace pics. She's much hotter when she doesn't do that.

    • beerofest234454

      bro she is like 15.

    • modder

      shes 20 now, but all these pics were when she was was around 16 (and less). she was way hotter at that time

  • PooPooCachoo

    Looks like Jersey Trash. What do you call a female Douchebag anyway?

    • Anonymous

      A female douchebag is usually called a PooPooCachoo

    • Jesse Lukaras

      a douchebaggette

  • aaron

    PooPooCachoo i agree definete jerz or long island. A girl that like big roid muscles, ed hardy tees on her man, tattoos, 12 pounds of gelled hair, shaved chest, tanning booth buddy. we call her the douchbagette. or one on the long list of girls that will never sleep with me because I work a real job drive a jeep, and drink way too much coors light and bourbon. or because im not a meathead.

    • matt

      coors light is water… drink a real beer pussy

  • mcflipster

    Yeah she’s hot as hell she doesn’t need to do the lip thing it takes away from her hotness

  • lina

    i would do her :-D…and i am a girl…but the pouting thing is kinda trashy

  • bob

    She can sit on my log anytime!

  • top dog

    Whats wrong with her top lip? I mean it’s nothing I would kick her out of bed for you understand, I’am just curious.

  • Equalizer

    My advice, instead making fish-face, SMILE!

  • Chris

    She isn’t all that. And I know exactly what you mean Equalizer!!! In over half the pictures, she’s making that stupid fish face that every girl anymore thinks she has to make when she takes a picture! I can’t stand that stupid face they all make! Not really sure why, or when they all started doing it…..but it’s just stupid.

  • Nv_Me

    I would guess she has BAD TEETH since we do not see them in any of the pics. Also, she has ONE Pose……Arched Back / Lips Puckered / Head Tilted…..

  • xclusive02

    ok, well I have that clarified. well thanks… and have a horrible fucking day.

  • HellHathNoFury

    You are what you eat.

  • PooPooCachoo

    “douchbagette” Isn’t that one of the choices you get as a side item at Panera Bread???

  • omnomnomnom

    she was hot….till i found out she’s a guidette

  • peaceman

    is she holding that girls hand in the second picture? seems like its two rug munchers and a camera and to much ego shes not that hot she seems like a deasease bag

  • mike

    yea she has a pretty ugly face but her body is like a 7 when she isnt trying to pretend she has boobs haha

  • DavidT

    I can see why….I’m officially a fan now.

  • Mr Quackers

    Oh my God, her lips are horrid. Her face is so retarded I started laughing after the the sixth photo. After that, all I saw was those dumb lips in every photo.

    • SG34

      u must be gay…….FAGGOT

      • jewman

        how old are you,13? seriously dude if you aren't 13 or younger then you are too old to be a dumb ass homophobic asshole

  • roberto

    is like zoolander, all the same face-pose, but she is very hot.

  • Frank

    Is teh universal sign to put your hand in your hair?

  • Poser

    How many times can you have your photo taken touching your hair and pouting your lips? Not enough obviously. Although, I have to agree with that ass!

  • doodahdoodoo

    yeah, that fishface thing makes her look completely used, busted, and broke in prolly 86% of those pics. i dunno that it’d say she’s hot, but she could definitely be a part-time model.

    or a tree.

    or a high class prostitute.

    ::guido fist pimp ftw::

  • Matt

    I hope she dies in a painful way, maybe we will see a different expresion on her face for once.

  • B

    I’d stick my tongue in her asshole. That is all.

  • mmm

    very successful trap

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