Daily morning randomness (25 photos)

why does every american need so many guns

whats up with that last pic…

Lucky Horse

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That vomitwhale is getting kinda boring after being posted for like the 5th time.

Hahaha~ funny, though I have seen some of them before.
The horse’s mouth is actually going forward to the lady’s boobs XD

I won’t place my boobs on table….might feel good in the first couple of minutes, but my waist and my back will get tired soon holding the same pose for long…

Good horse sense!…..

GUNS FOR SHOW KNIVES FOR PROS

Every American? Dude, stereotyping! I only have 17!

Reply to anonymous:
Only the rednecks, I have 1.

Who doesn’t have guns? I have a gun for everytime I brush my teeth, 8 for every room, I use a gun to shift gears, beside my fork everytime I eat, in the kitchen counter, 3 shotguns in my umbrella basket, a beretta under my pillow, in the lamp, under my bed, fuck, I even have one beside my mouse right about fuckin now. And not to mention landmines on my lawn, and electrocuted bush with barbwire just under it incase slithery snake fucks try to creep the shit out of my home. That’s what we call “you never fuck with us”.

Because we can. Some of us don’t want to become another extension of all the “Europussies” that are plaguing the rest of the world.

Hey…I resemble that remark s3xt…I too only have one. One for my left hand, one for my right, one for deer hunting, one for coyotes, one for clay targets, one for Saturday night, one for Sunday morning…:)

All kidding aside, we have them because we can. They are fun. They are empowering. They are beautiful. They are also a very sound investment. If you take care of a gun, it will go up in value.

I don’t know how many I have. I do have 1 within reach of me while watching TV and 3 within reach when I’m in bed – 9mm on the floor, .44 mag on the nightstand, and a mini-14 standing in the corner.

I once ran off 2 guys breaking into my house when I was 15 by chasing them away from my bedroom window and firing a 12 gauge over their heads. When people tell me that I don’t know how I would act if I ever had to use it, I tell them they don’t know me very well. If you broke into my house, I wouldn’t think twice about shooting you in the head and then going for breakfast after I cleaned up the mess.

If you don’t understand that this is not the world your parents grew up in then I feel sorry for you.

True.

The Last pic is from Flesh Gordan. Quite a __bad__ movie, but it had some funny parts.