Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos)

dont care that im first.. just loved the chive fail! haha
very classy

I don’t care that I’m second but the Chive rules.

don’t care that im third but my moms a lesbian… WAIT

Look, I don’t care that I’m 4th, I just wanna get this comment out of the way so I can go to bed. 5th, your up…

when will kids these days learn to hold their liquor while shopping with your parents?! you’re not suppossed to black out you’re suppossed to throw a tantrum so we can have a parenting fail post on the chive.

I don’t care that sticks skipped #5, I wanted to be #6. Odd numbers suck, always have

Shelley Duvall was the most terrifying part of that movie. Kind of weak that Kubrick chose her, when Jack’s wife was hot and blond in the book…

All I know is that this is the 2nd time I was 8th. The first time was with your sister. She’s hot, but that was a slippery mess..

Ping…odd numbers don’t suck…just think threesome…

And I don’t care that I’m 9th because that’s 3 threesomes…:D

Ha…’Chive’ got ‘Chived’…….and a ‘camel tow’

I’m a Certified Whore

I AM THE ONE THAT MAKES US ALL A DOZEN!

And are we ridin’ dirty or white and nerdy?

I’m lucky 13. I’ll be dead by noon

Lol on was on the train with that guy in pic #9… Gotta love Toronto subway on halloween

and then, all of a sudden, he figured out why his cell phone charges were so high, and he fired verizon then and there….

(even if I am fifteenth)

I’m stupid 17 and don’t get the one with the woman in the plane seat.

i can count to twenty

The Geek Setup is, in fact, a redneck geek setup. THAT’S what I call a combo.

I should normally be 21, but I fear conspiracy … where’s my tinfoil hat ?!

i know how to count all thee way to shfivvty fave

Imma stop talking here in a minute 19…but Dicki…I gotta say that plane seat is just the most awesome seat ever. The only thing she needs is a joint & she’d be totally mellow.

lol…this group of comments is actually fun…lol!

18, hehe